1-22-14

All right, I'm going to cut to the chase--with my right hand, predominately, of course... ha ha ha ha.. ha. okay there was a point to that corniness.. It's an intro to my randomness today.

Today's society is all about correct and efficient utilization of our resources--Heck we're even utilizing toxic waste pods, right? Well here's one untapped resource that just keeps on getting passed over:

THE AMBIDEXTROUS ONES

So we have all these hundreds of thousands of people running around the earth using BOTH OF THEIR HANDS EQUALLY! And no one is even creating jobs especially meant for them!

Well, good news, America! I have the perfect job for all these untapped--I mean inefficiently used Ambidextrites--GUITAR STRING CHANGING.

So, President Bush, next time you pass a law dealing with employment, I beseech you to remember this--remember the Ambidextrites... They may not always be around... or useful with both hands--Carpe Diem--Sieze the day--with both hands, of course.