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Brainstew Questions
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My Carpet

My carpet is brown.
It smells of poo.
Poo is brown, unless you've eaten something bad,
in which case, it's probably gonna come out green.

Green is the colour in which the fields of
those fantabouloustatic sheep live, and I would like to thank all of
them for all of their wool growing which went into making my carpet.

Big Bang