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Hey!I got in sooo much fun!!!!!!!!!!I decieded I was bored so I
shot off some fireworks (squilling bootle rockets) and well the next
door neighbors came out and started to shoot some off ..So it became
a competition!!!And eventually they would go and then I would and I
shot a tree and it started to smoke!!Then it went the wrong way and
went through the siding off the house!!!and into the attic!!!Luckly
my grandpa worked on houses before and was able to replace it and
look like new! I was like uhhh ohh and we kept goin and then I
put Mamouth Smoke and disappeared inside to my room!!!!!!But
The mamouth smoke never went and i still have it from teh firework
stand but Its outside at the moment!!Gosh I cant wait till Friday!So
much fireworks and fun with my friends I havent seen in
forever!!!!!I love everyone and hope everyone has a awesome
4th!!!!!I LOVE UNCLE SAM chose u!!! wait is that right???
~!~Kristen~!~AKA~!~ScapPy~!~ |
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WHAT NOT
TO SAY TO A POLICE OFFICER!
1) I can't
reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
2) Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my
radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3)
Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4) Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep
up with me. Good job!
5) Are You Andy or
Barney?
6) I thought you had to be in
relatively good physical condition to be a police officer
7) You're not gonna check the trunk, are
you?
8) I pay your salary!
9) Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer
only gave me a warning, too!
10) Do you
know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11) I was trying to keep up with
traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far
ahead of me they are.
12) When the
Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been
drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your
eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
13) What? You need a license to drive?
14) Wow, no wonder your wife sleeps around, with your
breath!
15) Is your power a penis
substitute?
16) Yes, I know my driving is
not 100%, but you have to agree that it is still pretty good for
someone who is completely drunk
17) Can
you come back in 5 minutes? I'm in the middle of a telephone
conversation.
18) Oops...I thought you
were a prostitute.
19) Do I have any
fruits or vegetables? I don't know. Is cocaine a fruit or vegetable?
20) A hundred dollar fine? Well, I think
George Washington can change your mind
21) Did you pull me over because of the drugs under
the seat, the body in the trunk, or the burned out tail-light?
22) Whoops, that's the fake one... here
ya go, this is the one.
23) Gee, that gut
sure doesn't inspire confidence
24) Is it
true that guys become cops because they can't work at McDonald's
?
25) Thanks Officer, that last cop only
gave me a warning, too
26) My gun fell
off my lap and got lodged on the gas pedal
27) Hey, is that a 9mm ? That's nothing compared to
this .44 magnum!
28) Do you have any idea
how much of a hurry I'm in?
29) You're
lucky this car needs a tune-up or you'd have never caught
me
30) In California we drive like that
all the time, what's the problem?
31) If
you'd try the stuff I just had, you wouldn't be so damn
uptight
32) Aren't there real crooks
somewhere you should be catching?
33)
Well, those two other guys didn't stop for that school bus
either
34) Yes, I saw your lights on, but
I thought you going to get a doughnut
35)
Just had to try out that new siren, didn't you?
36) Do you have any idea who you're talking
to?
37) There's no way I was going 85. I
had the cruise set at 80.
38) What's
wrong, Ossifer? I swear to drunk I'm not God! And really, there is
no blood in my alchohol
39) That uniform
makes your ass look really big.
40) You
don't happen to have any beer in your car?
41) I was going to be cop, but I decided to finish
high school instead.
42) So what if I was
speeding? Whatcha gonna do about it Mr. Hotshot?
43) I'm not as think as you stoned I am.
44) Officer: "Do you know how fast you were going"
Driver "No I'm too stoned to remember"
Thanks to Simon for the two points above!
45) Its tobacco,
honest
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Things to do at
a movie
1.
When you are choosing a seat, point at someone and say loudly in a
childish voice, "I don't want to sit to that guy, he smells
funny!"
2. Everytime there is a gun shot,
scream, "Hit the floooor!", jump to the floor and cover your
head.
3. Quote all dialogue five seconds
after it's said on screen.
4. Ask the
person at the ticket counter "Do you come here often?"
5. Start an standing ovation at the end of the
movie.
6. Become a bookie. Take bets on
which character (or audience member) will die first.
7. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's
snowing"
8. Clap and cheer when the good
guys gets killed.
9. During the previews,
yell out "Can you fast foward it please?"
10. Try to start a Mexician wave
11. Argue that no-one can sit next to you because the
seats alreadly taken by your invisible friend.
12. Stand up during the picture and announce to the
others the movies twist.
13. Shout "look
behind you!" at the actors.
14. Wear 3D
glasses. Complain about how bad the effects are.
15. Everytime someone curses, cover your ears and
shout "oh the fucking profanity!"
16.
Hum the theme music.
17. Bring a
flashlight. During the film, perform a shadow puppet show on the
ceiling.
18. Go "Ooooooooooh...."
whenever someone kisses.
19. Wear a huge
fake afro wig, blocking the person behind you's view.
20. Shout out "Help, I'm a beautiful
butterfly"
21. Clap loudly everytime a
person walks into the theater late.
22.
Enquire what the theater's return policy on popcorn
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Hey!!How is everyones summer ..hopefully its been great so
far...I think there is 4 more weeks till band
camp....wooohooo!!!Okay and recently I was asked what I look for in
a guy!!!!!!Well one thing in perticular was brought up ..but I wont
date a guy who smokes!!!dating someone who smokes is like kissing a
ash tray!!!I cant do that and the second reason is u cheated on my
friend ( just for this guy to know ) !!!!What I look for in a guy is
personailty and maybe the butt no im jk but I mean the guy I date
must not smoke and I know about it ....because thats gross!!!!I mean
please comment is it wrong for me to not date a guy because he
smokes?????
~!~Kristen~!~AKA~!~SCRAPPY~!~ |
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Okay well life got worse!!!!:) woooohoooo.....For some reason im
liking him again...And no it isnt matthew...And actually this guy I
havent ever talked too in 1year 6months and 3days !!!woah well
except maybe 5 times but its been forever and I know he has a
girlfriend ....But its okay..I mean I know im asking him to the
Military Ball regardless of what he says hes sweet and people say he
will say yes and well I mean I think Ill ask him but I think I will
regret it !!I might go with someone else If my plan works out
right!!!I love him soooooooooo much!!!
Ashley sweety good luck with Wes!!!!Hes a cutey !!!!
Mallory I love you too!!!!!!I cant wait till Siegal starts!!!And
band camp!!and rotc too!!!Im sooooo happy
!!!HIGHSCHOOL!!!!DRIVING!!YES I DID SAY DRIVING I CAN DRIVE
OFFICIALLY IN LIKE 4or5MONTHS BECAUSE IM GETTIN MY HARDSHIP LIKE MY
SISTER DID!!HAHAHA...WOAH SO MUCH FUN
FREEDOM....r..kelly.....ignition......woah not really..well maybe
.OH well i luv u guys...Ill talk with ya laterzz days....
~!~Kristen~!~AKA~!~SCRAPPY~!~ |
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