-"ummm... i kinda look like walt. Thats my problem bi-hotch now fix it!"-
Person not named Walt. U do not have to be sad about looking like Walt. It is not a problem it is a gift. If u think differently then all u gotta do is cut some hair and change ur jacket. All u need is a gf to boost ur attitude. U helped me and i shall help u. Thats my advice for you! Next!
-"There is a problem in my relationship with my bf. I need to know how i can find out if he really likes me or not. We seem to be getting along but i dunno. Please help me."-
Yo no one in particular. U shouldnt worry bout him. Chances are he does like you. As long as you 2 are on good terms it should all work out. Just take it easy and try to figure him out. All it takes is time.
-"Andrew, will you plase tell me why Mr. Marder is SUCH A FREAKING FOOL?! That is all."-
Hey Him I believe that the reason for Marder being such a freaking fool is just a simple chemical imbalance. But we must pity him for he doesn't not know any better.
"Marder"
-"Yeah do im watchin mad tv. why does that show suck so much. why did comady central stop playing snl as much to play this crappy show. sterner i need your advice."-
I think that comedy central stoped playing so many snl as they did mad tv because they suck! Mad Tv sucks! You suck! Everybody sucks! U dont like it then you can just........tell me and ill change it.
"Growth"
-"Dear andrew, Thank god you have this advice page for I have some important quetions. First I have this you know Growth it itchs and is turning brown Do you know what it is. Second, I havent had solid crap in a couple of years and Lastly, Please tell me what this quote means " I still say a steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence." And I found this in a fortune cookie " It is better to be feared then loved, if you cannot be both. " Meaning????"-
Hey sorry for a delayed response. The brown itchy thing is prolly leprosy. You might want to consult a doctor. The solid crap thing could be solved with some easy over the counter medication. The one quote " I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence." was said by Doug McLeod. and it explains the lack of faith one must have in order to have a lightning rod on top of a steeple. A steeple is a religious place that is supposed to have faith in the lord or whatever and there is no real use for a lightning rod. Lastly, the quote in the cookie was "It is better to be feared then loved, if you cannot be both. " by Niccolo Machiavelli. Its one of those classic quotes that does not need explaining. U know why? Because it was in a fortune cookie and fortune cookies are supposed to have something that the person that got it can relate to. However you translated that cookie in your own words is what it means. I cannot tell you what it means. I'd love to stay and chitchat but the city is in the clutches of madmen.
"Andrew M."
-"yo sterner. i need some advice. how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood."-
Well you see Marder. Considering the fact that woodchucks can chuck wood, it depends on 1)The size of the woodchuck. 2)How much experience it has at chucking wood. and 3)The size of the wood. The bigger the wood the less it can chuck.