When I first got this webpage on behalf of International Sandwich it never occured to me that anyone would ever go to it. But it appears that atleast a few people have (unless chris has been on 12 times since yesterday) so I now feel that I should actually update it, again. There's no new news on International Sandwich, however the cover album is still in the works, and if you would like to purchase a copy you're an idiot, cause it doesn't exist yet. But with summer now "in full swing" you may find yourself bored. Never fear, the good peope at International Sandwich have some suggestions for how to cure the "Summertime Blues" (No I've never heard of a song by that same name. Why do you ask?) A good way to fight boredom is to schedule your life. I recomend working out, or perhaps taking up jogging, but another great way to past the time that doesn't involve actually doing anything is to sleep through the entire day. I got up at 2 today, I didn't have to come up with anything to do since my day was already half over. Another great thing to do is to get a free webpage and start giving sarcastic, condescending advice to the 2 people who read it. This way you can not only tell people what to do, but you also get a mouth piece for your communist propoganda. That's right, by reading this sight you are being brainwashed, congratulations comrades! Or if corrupting the moral fiber of the nation isn't what you're into you can come up with some sort of project. Write a novel, build a shed, overthrow the government of a small island nation and establish yourself as a brutal military dictator. Whatever keeps you occupied. My final suggestion would be to get a job, but as a communist you don't believe in doing any work and would prefer to be a leach on society. You make sick, and I've sent your name and address to the FBI, they will come to "visit" you shortly. So that's out of the picture. That's really all I've got for you this time. I appolize for the rambling, disorganized nature of this update but frankly I couldn't give a flying fuck. News- -Saturday, June 11 "(5 months before "Chris" birthday and 2 after mine ("Ben"))" - Whoa, this is an update for all you Internation Sandwich fans (all 2 of you) we will soon be releasing an album consisting of ALL stolen matieral. It'll be a cover album. Hey if the Japanese can steal stuff, so can we (cause they don't have copywrite laws in Japan). Fuck on Everyone! -Friday June 17, Purevolume is dead! Our new band website is now at the link "new band website" click on it motherfuckers! Also check out the new bios on this website under "get to know your sandwich" they are highly inaccurate. (A news section will never be added) Saturday June 18- The Cover Album is now entitled "Operation Killdog: Sandwich Versus Machine" and it is a collaboration between International Sandwich and Broken Machine(RJ and Max's NIN cover band). In International Sandwich news, we will be releasing our first official album "Thank God It's Breakfast" some time in the future.
Track List for the Cover Album
Links to things
They own me now! No!!!! Just click on this.
Exactly like us if we were a Sandwich Company instead of a Band
new band website (complete with obnoxious flash intro(flash intro currently under construction))
Get to Know your Sandwich- Ben
Get to Know your Sandwich- Chris
Get to Know your Sandwich- Jeremy
Get to Know your Sandwich- RJ
Get to Know your Sandwich- Max
Get to Know your Sandwich-Clive
band email sandwich4ever@yahoo.com
International Sandwich Fan Club
Official Zach Penax Website
The Official site of Broken Machine (Our Comrades for
