Yami in Dora the Explorer Land
By Liz
^_^ Thankies for all the reviews all you lovely girls and boys! Happy
Easter to all of you (even though Easter has already come and gone...-_-;;)
OMG I watched the Easter special of Dora the Explorer! Anyone else catch
that!? *silence* Oh well. The were looking for EGGS and inside the eggs
were some gay prizes like a yo-yo and bubbles. She was "blowing bubbles!"
HAHAHA!! You know, ever heard that joke....I'll stop now.
Anyways, my and my sister Mel were watching it and complaining about the
prizes. I was all like "What kind of freaking prizes are those!? They
should put money and car keys and then I wouldn't complain"
Right....
Please read my friend Dan's story "Yu-gi-oh goes places" which was
originally "Yami's trip to the Zoo" ^_^
Anyways, onto Chapter 9!
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(An hour later)
Yugi: What are we going to do now?
Yami: *shrug*
Ryou: Let's NOT play anymore sports.
Bakura: Why not?
Ryou: Because.
Dora: We should go see what Jono and Seto friends are doing!
Yami, Yugi, Ryou, and Bakura: NO!
Dora: o_O Okay, well we should do something!
Boots: Yeah! Something!
Dora: Let's ask the Map!
Boots: Yeah! MAP! MAP!
Yami: I refuse to say it.
Yugi: *hands over mouth*
Ryou: ...........
Bakura: NO!! EVIIIIIIL!!!! AHHH!!
Dora: Hm?
Boots: SAY IT!
Jimerd: MAP! ^___________^
Yami: DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Map: *appears* *sings Justin Timberlake's "Cry Me a River"* (no offence to
Justin Timberlake fans)
Yugi: O_O
Ryou: NOO!!
Bakura: WHAT IS THIS HORRID MUSIC!!?!?!?! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Map: *takes deep breath* *sings the Spice Girls "Spice Up Your Life"*
Ryou:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yugi: *faints*
Bakura: WTF KIND OF CRAP IS THIS!?!??!?! MY EARS!!!!!!!!!!!
Map: TENNISSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bakura: Tennissssssssssssssss? What is this "Tennissssssssssssssssssss"?
Ryou: Oh no. *attacks Map* HOW COULD YOU EVEN SUGGEST SUCH A THING!?
Map: *disappears*
Ryou: ..........
Dora: Tennis anyone?
(At Tennis Court)
Ryou: So, you hit the green ball with the racquet and you try to place it
in one of the boxes on the other side of the net. If the person or people
on the other side of the net don't hit the ball, you score.
Yami: Okay.
Bakura: WE GET TO HIT THINGS AGAIN!! I LOVE SPORTS!! EXTREME
TENNISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
Ryou: -_-;; Bakura, it's "TENNIS" not "TENNISSSSSSSSSSSSS"
Bakura: *shrug* That's what I just said!
Yami: EXTREME TENNISSSSSSSSS!! HELL YEAH!!
Yugi: Yami!
Yami: What?
Dora: Okay! We need teams! I want Boots!
Boots: DORA! DORA!
Bakura: Okay, so the MORONS are on their own team -_-;; Hikari! RYOU!
You're on my team! I need to teach you how to be more aggressive! *grabs
Ryou and drags him to their side of the court*
Ryou: Yes master Bakura -_-;;
Yugi: Okay Yami! We're on a team!
Dora: YAY! TENNIS!!!
Jono: *walks in* Hey guys watcha doing?
Yugi: We're playing Tennis....-_-;;;
Jono: OH! *grabs Seto* I'm on Seto's team! ^_^
Seto: Huh?
(Game 1)
Seto & Jono vs. Dora & Boots
Jono: *looking at tennis racquet* What am I supposed to do again?
Seto: -_-;; Jono Jono Jono....
Jono: What?
Seto: Haven't you played tennis before?
Jono: Uh.....^_^
Seto: -_-;;
Boots: SERVICE!!!!!!!!!!!! *hits ball*
Jono: Huh? *ball goes past him* What?
Dora: YAY BOOTS!! You scored!
Boots: YAY! *dances*
Seto: JONO!
Jono: What!?
Boots: SERVICE!!!!! *hits ball*
Seto: *hits ball back*
Ball: *smacks Boots in the face*
Boots: AHHH!!! *falls over*
Seto: SCORE!!!
Boots: *crying*
Dora: That wasn't nice!
Jono: Ohhh!! So THAT'S what you do!
Boots: *recovers* Okay. SERVICE!! *hits ball to Jono*
Jono: *hits ball* Yeah!
Ball: *flies over fence*
Jono: o_O
Seto: JONO!! You're supposed to hit it to THEM!
Boots: YAY! That's 15 you guys and 30 us!
Seto: .. we're losing.
Jono: Why are we playing in increments of 15? I don't get it!
Boots: SERVICE!! *hits ball to Seto*
Jono: SETO!! LOOK OUT!!
Seto: Huh? *ball goes past him* O_O DAMMIT JONO!
Jono: Uhh......hehe?
Boots: YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!
Dora: Me gusta ganar! {I like to win!}
Jono: What did she just say?
Seto: WHO CARES!! WE'RE LOSING!!!!
Boots: SERVICE!! *hits ball*
Jono: Well you don't have to go all mental on me. *hits ball*
Boots: Huh?
Dora: Wee! *hits ball back*
Seto: Me!? ME!? Mental!? *hits ball back*
Boots: Lalala! *hits ball*
Jono: Yeah YOU! *hits ball*
Boots: Yay! We're actually playing! *hits ball*
Seto: DAMMIT JONO YOU'RE MAKING ME MAD!! *hits ball HARD*
Ball: *goes through fence*
Jono: O_O Umm........AHHHHHH!! *runs away*
Boots: WE WON!!
Dora: We did it! Lo hicimos!
(Game 2)
Yami & Yugi vs. Ryou & Bakura
Bakura: Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
Ryou: .......
Yami: We MUST win!!!
Bakura: NO! We MUST WIN!! Right Ryou!?
Ryou: I suppose.
Yami: YOU WILL NEVER WIN!!
Bakura: *throws ball at Yami* SHUT UP!!
Yami: *gets hit* OW!! *throws balls at Bakura*
Bakura & Yami: *get into a tennis ball fight*
Yugi: -_-;;
Ryou: Why us Yugi?
Yugi: I don't know.
Dora: Guys! GUYS!! Please stop! Don't you want to play!
Yami: Okay...
Bakura: *about to throw tennis ball* *stops* *hides ball behind back*
Uhh......hehe....
Ryou: Bakura....-_-;;
Bakura: What? I CALL SERVING!
Yami: FINE!
Bakura: FINE!!!!!!
Dora: GAME BEGIN!!
Bakura: Umm......service right? Okay SERVICE!! *hits ball*
Yami: *hits ball back*
Bakura: *hits back*
Ryou & Yugi: Umm.......
Bakura & Yami: *playing*
Yugi: I guess we're not needed.
Ryou: I guess not.
Ball: *goes out of bounds*
Yami: LOOK WHAT YOU DID NOW!!
Bakura: ME!? THAT WAS SO YOU!!!
Yami: SCREW YOU!!
Bakura: Oh yeah! FUCK YOU!!
Yami: WELL FUCK YOU TOO!!
Bakura: *gives Yami middle finger*
Yami: *gasp* *attacks Bakura* HOW DARE YOU!!!
Bakura: *runs away* AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Ryou: Oh my.....
Yugi: -_-;;
Ryou: CAN WE JUST PLAY!??!?!??!
Bakura: Fine be me hikari, whatever you say.
Yami: Whatever.
Bakura: SERVICE!! *hits ball*
Ball: *hits Yugi*
Yugi: Ow. v_v
Yami: OH MY GOD AIBOU!!! ARE YOU OKAY!! *rushes to Yugi's side*
Yugi: I'm fine Yami.
Yami: No you're not aibou. *glares at Bakura* YOU WILL DIE FOR HARMING MY
AIBOU!!! *weird eye glows on his head*
Bakura: Uh oh. *drops racquet* AHHHHHHHH! *runs away*
Ryou: THAT IT! *throws racquet* WE FORFEIT!!
Bakura: *stops running* Wait..WE FORFEIT!?
Ryou: That's right.
Bakura: But Ryou! We can't let the pharaoh and his stupid hikari win!
Ryou: Yes we can and we just did.
Bakura: Ryou!!!
Ryou: *walks away*
Bakura: Ryou! *follows Ryou* You can't do this to me!!
Ryou: *ignores*
Bakura: RYOU!!
Yugi: Uh....
Yami: What just happened.
Yugi: I think we won.
Yami: YAY!
Dora: Now you guys get to play us!!
Yugi: Uhhh....
Jimerd: *appears* HELLO!! ^_______^
Dora: JIMERD!!
Jimerd & Dora: *hug*
Yami: o_O Geez, Dora's just a little slut isn't she?
Yugi: *giggles*
Boots: Where's my hug?
Dora: ^_^ *hugs Boots*
Yami: See?
Bakura: Ryou! Hikari? Please talk to me!
Ryou: *arms crossed* *walking away from Bakura*
Bakura: v_v
Jono: AHHH!! *still running from Seto*
Seto: COME BACK HERE!!
Yugi: Okay, I don't think we're playing tennis anymore.
Dora: Let's go look for candy!!
Jimerd: CANDY! -^_________^-
Boots: Candy! Candy!
Yugi: o_O
Yami: That was random.
Yugi: I've noticed that most of the time, this place is nothing but
randomness.
Some Guy In Black Coat: *has candy* Do you guys want candy? *evil smirk*
Dora: CANDY!
Jimerd: *jumps up and down* CANDY CANDY!
Boots: ^_^
Yami: And they're just gunna TAKE the candy?
Yugi: I think so.
Dora: *eating candy* Ugh, I don't feel so good.
Boots: Owie! My tummy hurts! *clutches stomach*
Some Guy In Black Coat: Don't you guys like my candy? *fake smile*
Dora: Ugh. *stumbles around*
Boots: *collapses*
Jimerd: MOMMY!!!! AHHH!! IT HURTS!!!
Yugi: Didn't you guys ever learn not to take things from strangers?
Some Guy In Black Coat: Hey there. You're cute. *steps toward Yugi*
Yugi: Umm....
Some Guy In Black Coat: *touches Yugi..umm...yeah...*
Yugi: O_O
Yami: HEY!! *kicks guy* DON'T YOU EVER TOUCH MY AIBOU EVER AGAIN!!!!!!!
Some Guy In Black Coat: You're kinda sexy too. *licks lips*
Yugi: *hides behind Yami* Yami! He's scaring me!
Yami: Come on Yugi, we need to get away from him.
Some Guy In Black Coat: *follows them*
Yami: ......
Yugi: Yami! He's really freaking me out!
Some Guy In Black Coat: You guys wanna go do something later. We could go
back to my place and we can have lots of sex.
Yugi: O_O YAAAMI!!! AHH!!
Yami: *walks faster dragging Yugi along*
Some Guy In Black Coat: *stalks along in the shadows*
Yugi: *begins crying* Yami!
Yami: *walks even faster dragging Yugi*
Ryou: Guys? What's going on?
Yami: There's some creepy guy following us asking if we want to have sex
with him.
Ryou: Oh my!
Some Guy In Black Coat: *touching Bakura* Hey there sexy.
Bakura: HOLY SHIT!!
Some Guy In Black Coat: *suspicious grin*
Yugi: Aren't you going to help him?
Ryou: Bakura can take care of himself
Bakura: I HEARD THAT RYOU!
Some Guy In Black Coat: So, what do you say? Want to have some sex?
Bakura: HELL NO *runs away*
(Inside Dora's House)
Yugi: I think we lost him.
Yami: Me too.
Ryou: That guy is so scary.
Bakura: HE WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH US!!
Dora: *walks in* Hey Hero Yami...uhh....*stumbles around*
Boots: *trips over Dora*
Jimerd: @_@
Bakura: What's with them?
Yugi: They ate some candy that the freaky dude gave them.
Ryou: Why would they accept candy from a guy they don't even know?
Boots: *passes out*
Dora's Mom: *gasp* DORA!! What's wrong?
Bakura: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ryou: They ate candy from some FREAKY GUY WHO'S AT THE WINDOW!! AHH!!
*points*
Yugi: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Some Guy In Black Coat: HeeheheheheheHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Liz: Umm.....
Yami: ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL US ALL!?!?!??!
Liz: No? Yes. Maybe?
Yami: -_-;; I MUST PROTECT MY AIBOU!! *runs off to save Yugi*
Liz: Riiiiight.
Okay, so I know this chapter is short but I wanted to get it out as soon as
I could. So they all have a stalker now....Hehehe
Thankies for all the reviews! You made me happyfull (Microsoft Word doesn't
like "thankies" or "happyfull")
And Please REVIEW!!! MWAHAHAHA!! *runs away*