Yami in Dora the Explorer Land
By Liz
Recap of Chapter 22: They escaped…but of course…Dora followed…NOOOO!!!!
On to Chapter 23!!!!!
"The anti-climactic end of YIDTEL!"
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Yami: …
Yugi: ??
Yami: WE WILL NEVER BE LEFT ALONE WILL WE!?
Yugi: !!
Yami: WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO BE TORTURED!?
Yugi: I’m sorry?
Yami: …
Dora: *giggles* Yami, you’re funny! Muy comico!
Seto: …GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
Dora: *turns to Seto* But I don’t wanna!
Dr. Dev: Yes…
Seto: *blink* Yes what?
Dr. Dev: Oh nothing. I was just talking to myself.
Seto: …
Yami: *kicks a wall*
Yugi: …
Boots: Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!
Seto: Why is it that every time we have a crisis, we all end up at my house!?!?
Dr. Dev: *shrug* You have more space here?
Seto: So!?
Dr. Dev: *shrug*
Yugi: Maybe we should go try to find Atlantis…then we could get rid of Dora and people.
Yami: EXCELLENT SUGGESTION!
Yugi: ^^
(Later)
*loud buzzing noise thing*
Yugi: WHERE ARE WE!?
Yami:WHAT!?
Yugi: *louder* WHERE ARE WE!?
Yami: I CAN’T HEAR YOU
Yugi: *screams into Yami’s ear* WHERE. ARE. WE!!?!?!?
Yami: AIBOU! I CAN’T HEAR YOU! TALK LOUDER!
Yugi: *super loud* WHERE ARE WE!?
Yami: *hears* OH! YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST SAID THAT! WE’RE ABOVE THE OCEAN!
Yugi: WHAT!?
Seto: …
Yami: I SAID—MMMMMMMFHHHHHHH!!!
Dr. Dev: *covers Yami’s mouth* You are very annoying.
Yami: *pulls away* WHAT!?
Seto: I should have never brought them on my helicopter.
Yami: What’s that? *points to something outside the window*
Dr. Dev: Why, that is a bit of earth that is sticking out of the rest of the earth and is surrounded by water on three of it’s sides. Thus, a peninsula.
Yami: I didn’t want a Discovery Channel answer.
Dr. Dev: You dare compare me to that horrid channel!?
Yami: I’m just kidding.
Dr. Dev: *crosses arms*
Yugi: Is that Atlantis?
Jono: Uhhmmm…that’s really strange.
Yugi: Why?
Jono: *points to a sign that says "Atlantis"*
Yugi: …oooh! I’ve heard of this place! It’s where people go on their honeymoons after they get married!
Jono: …when would you have your honeymoon? After a funeral?
Yugi: …
Yami: So there! We found Atlantis! Ta da! We win.
Dr. Dev: I don’t think that’s what they meant—
Yami: WHO CARES! We found Atlantis! So now, we need to find the end of Pi.
Dr. Dev: There is no end to Pi…
Yami: …then how are we supposed to find then end of it!??!!?!?
Dr. Dev: There are over billions of numbers following the 3.14159 of Pi. It is a never ending cycle of numbers.
Yami: What did I tell you about Discovery Channel answers?
Dr. Dev: I’ll stop now.
(Meanwhile)
Dora: What’s this? *opens fridge* Oooohhh!!! Food!!!
Boots: mMMmMMmMmmMMmm
Dora: Let’s eat!
Dora & Boots: *eat food*
Mokuba: *walks in kitchen* *talking on cell phone* I said BUY THE STOCKS!…YOU DARE DEFY ME!? I’LL HAVE YOUR HEAD!! No…NO—*sees Dora* WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?
Dora: Hola! Yo soy Dora!
Mokuba: GET OUT
Dora: ^_^
Boots: Mmmm *drinking beer* This stuff tastes funny
Dora: Lemme have some! *drinks it* Yuck!
Boots: *shrug* *chugs it*
Mokuba: Uhhmmm…
(Back in the Helicopter)
Seto: OH FUCK
Dr. Dev: What?
Seto: WE LEFT THE TWO MORONS AT MY HOUSE
Dr. Dev: So?
Seto: SO!? They’re gunna destroy my house! Oh no…now I’m going to have to spend MORE of my money! Noooo!!
Dr. Dev: Then let’s go back. We can find the ending of Pi at your house.
Helicopter: *does a 180*
Yami: Woahhh!! *falls over*
Yugi: EEEE! *falls onto Yami*
Yami: Hmmm *hugs Yugi* Hey there
Yugi: Hey ^_~
Jono: …
Yugi: *kisses Yami*
Yami: Mmmmm *kisses back*
Jono: *covers eyes*
Yami: *roams hands over Yugi’s body*
Jono: *hears strange noises* Will you two stop that!?
Yugi: v_v
Yami: v_v
Jono: …do that when we get back to the mansion. I’ll give you a room and everything.
Yugi: ^_^
Yami: ^_^
Jono: …
Seto: WHY DID I LEAVE THEM THERE!?
Dr. Dev: *shrug*
Seto: Oh no!
Dr. Dev: What?
Seto: MOKUBA’S THERE TOO
Dr. Dev: Oh no! Poor Mokuba! He’s gunna get tortured!
Seto: HE’S GUNNA RUN MY COMPANY! Grrrr! IT’S ON
Dr. Dev: -_-;;
(At the Mansion)
Mokuba: BUY BUY BUY!! *yelling on phone* BUY YOU MORONS! I WANT ALL OF THE *insert hilarious sounding store here* STOCK! YOU HEAR ME!?!?!?? *hears crash* WHAT IS GOING ON!?
Seto: *walks in*
Mokuba: O_O
Dr. Dev: Did we just crash the helicopter into the mansion?
Yami: @_@
Yugi: @_@
Jono: *looks at ceiling* You didn’t have to do this, Seto…-_-;;
Seto: YOU’RE SPENDING ME MONEY
Mokuba: *looks at phone* *hides it behind back* I am not!
Seto: …I heard that you bought all the stock from *insert hilarious sounding store here*.
Mokuba: Uhh…no?
Seto: *turns on TV*
TV: And all the stock from *insert hilarious sounding store here* has been sold. AND THIS JUST IN! Stock from said store is worth NOTHING
Seto: *turns off TV*
Mokuba: Ehehehe…good thing we didn’t buy any of that!
Seto: *turns TV back on*
TV: Kaiba Corp. is going out of business after buying all of the stock from *insert hilarious sounding store here*
Seto: *turns TV off again*
Mokuba: It didn’t cost that much!
Seto: How much.
Mokuba: *mumbling* $2.7 Billion
Seto: WHAT!???!?!?!?!
Mokuba: IT’S MY COMPANY!
Seto: This is why 12 year olds DON’T RUN MAJOR COMPANIES!
Dr. Dev: *walks away*
Yami & Yugi: *go upstairs*
Dora: *walks in* Why are we all yelling? We should be friends!
Seto: THIS IS BETWEEN ME AND MY BROTHER!
Jono: Hey! I found out the last number to Pi!
Everyone: REALLY!?
Yami & Yugi: *run out from upstairs* YOU HAVE!?
Dr. Dev: Impossible!
Jono: But it is possible!
Dr. Dev: What is it then?
Jono: It’s *grabs heavy metal object* THIS *hits Dora on the head* MWAHAHAHA!
Dora: x_X
Seto: *blink* GENIUS! *kisses Jono* PURE GENIUS! I LOVE YOU
Jono: ^_^ I love you too
Boots: What happened to Dora?
Seto: THIS *kicks Boots* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Yami: WE’RE KILLING THEM!? YEAH!!!!!!!!
Mokuba: O________o *sneaks away*
YIDTEL Fans: Fight fight fight fight fight fight!!!
Dora & Boots: *die*
Yami: *blink*
Yugi: *blink*
Seto: TAKE THAT BIATCH
Jono: O____o
Dr. Dev: I’m going to be sick *runs away*
Yami: *falls onto knees* IT’S OVER! IT’S FINALLY OVER!!!!
Yugi: *hugs Yami* Now we can get on with our lives normally!
Yami: YES! YES WE CAN!
Seto: Okay yeah whatever GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
Yugi & Yami: *leave*
Seto: And this ends a horrible chapter in our lives. May we never have to go through anything like this again.
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Liz: I ended it.
Yami: Yes you did! YAY
Liz: Mwhahahaha if only you knew what I had planned for you next!
Yami: What!? NOOOO!!!
