Yami in Dora the Explorer Land<br><br>By Liz<br><br>WEEE!!! -^_^-! Look at all my reviews!! ^_^ I&#039;m so happy you guys like this
story almost as much as YIBCL!! YAY!!! I feel so special!<br><br>BTW, my friend Dan kinda gave me this idea so, credit to him.....thought I
don&#039;t know WHY.........I work in mysterious ways lemme tell you that.....<br><br>Fluff requests?? Hmm.......we&#039;ll just have to see about that!<br><br>On to Chapter 2!<br><br>P.S. My Spanish isn&#039;t all that good, heck, my _English_ isn&#039;t all too good.
So if I get something wrong Spanish-wise, ignore it. I&#039;m only in my second
year of taking first year Spanish okay! Okay. And don&#039;t even ask about my C
in English......<br><br>*********<br><br>Yami:  Where am I?<br><br>Yugi: Hi Yami!<br><br>Yami: Yugi! *reaches out for Yugi*<br><br>Yugi: ^_^ Hi Yami!<br><br>Yami: Yugi! Come here! Let me hold you!<br><br>Yugi: *begins slowly walking away*<br><br>Yami: YUGI!! *reaches out*<br><br>Yugi: Adíos Yami!<br><br>Yami: o_O Did he just speak what I thought he just spoke in the language we
all hate to speak? ARG!! I&#039;M CONFUSING MYSELF!!<br><br>Yugi: ^_^ *disappears*<br><br>Yami: *wakes up* AHH!! *looks around* Oh, it was just a dream. *looks
around* Wait, where am I?<br><br>Dora: Buenos Días Hero Yami!<br><br>Yami: *covers ears* NO MORE SPANISH!!!<br><br>Dora: *blink* But, Me gusta hablar español! {I like to speak Spanish}<br><br>Yami: SHUT UP! *throws pillow at Dora*<br><br>Dora: *dodges* Now that wasn&#039;t very nice Yami!<br><br>Yami: Who cares. *looks around* Why am I in your bedroom........*get idea*
Wait!? WHY AM I IN YOUR BEDROOM!!?!?!?!<br><br>Dora: *giggle* ^_^ You passed out right after we were done talking about
what we liked about yesterday!<br><br>Yami: I don&#039;t remember that.<br><br>Dora: *looks up* Well, this is what happened.<br><br>(Flashback)<br><br>Dora: What was your favorite part, Hero Yami?<br><br>Yami: The ending.<br><br>Dora: I liked that too!<br><br>Boots: *giggling*<br><br>Yami: You like everything!<br><br>Dora: ^_^<br><br>Yami: I&#039;m doomed.......<br><br>Dora: What should we do tomorrow?<br><br>Boots: I don&#039;t know! Let&#039;s ask Hero Yami! *runs over to Yami* *trips* Oops!
*falls on Yami*<br><br>Yami: O_O<br><br>Yami &amp; Boots: *fall down a hill*<br><br>Dora: Oh no! *follows*<br><br>Boots: *get up*<br><br>Dora: Are you okay Boots?<br><br>Boots: Yeah, I&#039;m fine. What about Hero Yami?<br><br>Yami: @_@<br><br>Dora: Let&#039;s take him to my room, we can play doctor!<br><br>Boots: YAY!<br><br>(End Flashback)<br><br>Dora: ^_^<br><br>Yami: .........<br><br>Dora: So Yami! What do you want to do today?<br><br>Yami: Die. *hides under blankets*<br><br>Dora: Now now Yami! *pulls off blankets* Today is un día bonito! {Beautiful
Day}<br><br>Yami: *groan* Leave me alone!<br><br>Dora&#039;s Mom: *appears* Dora sweetie! Tu abuela es muy enferma! {basically,
your grandmother is very sick} Necisitas dar esta cesta a ella. { (I think)
You need to give this basket to her} *hands Dora a basket*<br><br>Dora: Sí!<br><br>Dora: Good girl!<br><br>Yami: I didn&#039;t understand a word of that.<br><br>Dora: Ven conmigo Hero Yami! {Come with me Hero Yami}<br><br>Yami: @_@ What!?<br><br>Dora: *grabs Yami&#039;s hand* Come with me, silly!<br><br>Yami: o_O *follows*<br><br>(Outside)<br><br>Boots: Hola Dora!<br><br>Dora: Hola Boots!<br><br>Boots: Hola Hero Yami!<br><br>Yami: STOP CALLING ME THAT!<br><br>Boots: So, Dora, what are we going to do today?<br><br>Dora: I have to deliver this basket to my abuela who is muy enferma.<br><br>Yami: Umm........English please? Japanese maybe? Egyptian even better!<br><br>Dora: *giggles* You are very funny Yami! *stops and thinks* Now that I
think about it, I don&#039;t remember where my abuela&#039;s house is!<br><br>Boots: Oh no!<br><br>Dora: Now, who do we ask for help when we don&#039;t know where to go?<br><br>Yami: If you say map I swear I will kill you.<br><br>Dora: Map, Right!<br><br>Yami: ARG!! DIE!! *lunges for Dora*<br><br>Dora: *steps aside* Now, you need to say &quot;Map!&quot; in order for it to work!<br><br>Yami: x_x<br><br>Boots: SAY MAP! SAY MAP!!<br><br>Yami: *gets idea* BACKPACK!<br><br>Boots: o_O<br><br>Map: *appears* *sings that gay Map song (I am NOT writing that EVERY SINGLE
CHAPTER!)*<br><br>Yami: This map is getting on my LAST NERVES!!<br><br>Map: Dora and Boots need to get to Dora&#039;s grandmother&#039;s house because she
is very sick!<br><br>Yami: Oh! So THAT&#039;S what that means! Hahaha.....I get it now! Funny.....<br><br>Map: Now, to get there, they need to go over the river, through the woods,
and at grandmother&#039;s house they&#039;ll be!<br><br>Yami: o_O<br><br>Map: Now say River, Woods, Grandmother&#039;s House!<br><br>Yami: No.<br><br>Map: River, Woods, Grandmother&#039;s House!<br><br>Yami: I SAID NO!<br><br>Map: River, Woods, Grandmother&#039;s House!<br><br>Yami: v_v I wish Yugi was here.<br><br>Map: River, Woods, Grandmother&#039;s House!<br><br>Yami: Then I wouldn&#039;t be alone.<br><br>Map: River, Woods, Grandmother&#039;s House!<br><br>Yami: And then the two of us could........*pause*.........<br><br>Map: River, Woods, Grandmother&#039;s House!<br><br>Yami: .........KILL THIS STUPID MAP!! DIE MAP!!! *lunges at Map holding a
match*<br><br>Map: River.....<br><br>Yami: *sets Map on fire*<br><br>Map: Woods.....<br><br>Yami: HAHAHAHA!! *watching Map burn*<br><br>Map: GRANDMOTHER&#039;S HOUSEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! *disappears*<br><br>Yami: o_O Where&#039;d it go?<br><br>Dora: Okay! So, to get to abuela&#039;s house.......<br><br>Yami: *cough* GRANDMA! *cough*<br><br>Boots: Huh?<br><br>Yami: ^_^<br><br>Dora: .....we need to go where?<br><br>Yami: That Map said something like River, Woods, Grandmother&#039;s
House......BEFORE I SET FIRE TO HIM!! HAHAHA!<br><br>Dora: Okay! River, Woods, Grandmother&#039;s House! Do you see a river?<br><br>[Dora&#039;s Left-River. Dora&#039;s Right-That Same Cursed Pyramid]<br><br>Yami: OOOH!! PYRAMID!! PYRAMID!! LET&#039;S GO THERE!!<br><br>Dora: *walking off to her left*<br><br>Yami: NO!! WRONG WAY!! THE PYRAMID&#039;S THIS WAY!!! *jumping and pointing to
the right*<br><br>Dora &amp; Boots: *are too far ahead to hear Yami*<br><br>Yami: ARG!! *storms off after them*<br><br>(At River)<br><br>Dora: Now, how are we going to get across?<br><br>Yami: *points to boats* Duh.<br><br>(In Real World)<br><br>Jono: Hey look! Isn&#039;t that cute!<br><br>Seto: What?<br><br>Jono: Yami&#039;s back on TV!<br><br>Seto: Where is he this time?<br><br>Jono: Dora the Explorer.<br><br>Seto: Ooh....ouch!<br><br>Dr. Dev: *sitting on the couch reading a book*<br><br>Seto: What do you think about this Dr. Dev?<br><br>Dr. Dev: All I have to say is I&#039;m glad it&#039;s not me!<br><br>(Back in Dora the Explorer *hand motion (hehehe....J/K! Got you there!)*
Land)<br><br>Dora: There are only 2 lifejackets! What are we supposed to do?<br><br>Yami: I don&#039;t need one. I&#039;m perfectly capable of swimming!<br><br>Boots: *skeptical* Well, what do you think Dora?<br><br>Dora: Hmm......I think we&#039;ll just let it slide.<br><br>Yami: Good.<br><br>(On Boat)<br><br>Dora: ^_^ So we are almost acro........*gets quiet* Do you see Swiper?<br><br>Swpier: *on motor boat behind them*<br><br>Boots: That sneaky fox is always trying to steal our stuff!<br><br>Yami: Do you have to say that every SINGLE day!?<br><br>Boots: huh? Say what?<br><br>Yami: Nevermind. *looks behind them and sees Swiper speeding on a boat and
about to crash into them* Umm.......guys?<br><br>Dora: *turns around* Oh nooooo!!!<br><br>[Explosion (oh the enthusiasm..)]<br><br>Yami: ACK!! I&#039;M DROWNING!!! *flailing arms in water trying to save himself*<br><br>Dora: *floating* I thought you said you could swim!<br><br>Yami: ACK!! *goes underwater*<br><br>Boots: Dora! Where did the basket go?<br><br>Dora: Oh no! Swiper must have swiped it!<br><br>Boots &amp; Dora: *go off to find the basket*<br><br>(Meanwhile)<br><br>Yami: *arms crossed* *is sinking*<br><br>Fish: Buenos Dias!<br><br>Yami: O_O AHH!! *swims to surface* *breathes deeply* *looks around* Where&#039;d
they go?<br><br>Dora: *on beach* Come on Boots! We have to find the basket!<br><br>Boots: What about Hero Ya---<br><br>Dora: COME ON!!<br><br>Yami: Grr........ *swims to shore* Hey! Now I can go check out that random
Pyramid! Maybe it could even tell me stuff about my past! KOOLIES!! *runs
off to Pyramid*<br><br>[While he does that....blah blah blah, Dora and Boots deliver basket after
karate kicking Swiper...blah blah blah]<br><br>(Meanwhile in the Real World and at Seto&#039;s house of all places)<br><br>Yugi: Do you think you can get him back?<br><br>Seto: Why would I want to?<br><br>Yugi: Please?<br><br>Jono: Come on Seto!<br><br>Seto: Ugh, fine. But just cause Jono asked me.<br><br>Jono: ^_^<br><br>Malik: Hey Kaiba!<br><br>Bakura: Wuzz up?<br><br>Seto: Nothing, just trying to find a way to get Yami back from-------HEY!
WHO LET YOU IN!?<br><br>Malik: *shrug*<br><br>Bakura: Security?<br><br>Seto: -_-;;<br><br>(To wherever the hell Yami went off to)<br><br>Yami: *dancing around* ^_^ PYRAMID!! *hugs Pyramid*<br><br>Pyramid: *silent*<br><br>Yami: ^_^ Hello little bugs playing the musical instruments!<br><br>Bugs: o_O<br><br>(Real World)<br><br>Bakura: Oh man, I think he&#039;s finally lost it.<br><br>Malik: Psycho. *does psycho hand motion*<br><br>Bakura: Hehehe....<br><br>Yugi: Are you talking about _MY_ Yami?<br><br>Malik: Noooo.......<br><br>Yugi: Good.<br><br>Bakura &amp; Malik: *burst out laughing*<br><br>(Back to Dora)<br><br>Dora: LO HICIMOS!! {We did it}<br><br>Boots: Can we go find Yami now?<br><br>Dora: You mean he&#039;s not behind us? *looks around*<br><br>Yami: *appears* Heyas Dora! You wanna go play a game? *is OBVIOUSLY gone
insane* (A/N: Maybe he swallowed too much water?? *shrug*)<br><br>Dora: Okay! What kind of game?<br><br>Yami: Blue&#039;s Clues *hand motion*<br><br>Boots: Blue&#039;s Clues--<br><br>Yami: *HAND MOTION*<br><br>Boots: --what&#039;s that?<br><br>Yugi: *appears* YAMI! NOO!!!<br><br>Yami: Lookies! It&#039;s my hikari! *waves* Hello little hikari!<br><br>Yugi: *kicks Yami* I AM _NOT_ LITTLE!! Oh yeah, and SNAP OUT OF IT!!<br><br>Dora: Hola! I&#039;m Dora and this is Boots!<br><br>Boots: *waves*<br><br>Dora: What&#039;s your name?<br><br>Yugi: Shut the hell up!<br><br>Yami: My my hikari! Usage of vulgar language will get you nowhere!<br><br>Yugi: Have you finally lost it!?<br><br>Yami: *looking up* Look Yugi! That cloud looks like a kitty!<br><br>Yugi: Come on Yami, we need to get you home!<br><br>Yami: But hikari! I like it here!<br><br>Yugi: I&#039;m going to pretend that I didn&#039;t hear that.<br><br>Dora: But that would be like lying!<br><br>Boots: Lying is bad!<br><br>Yugi: *grabs Yami&#039;s hand* Come on Yami. Please?<br><br>Yami: ^_^ Huh?<br><br>Yugi: *snuggles up to Yami* Yami, please, go back to being the Yami that I
love.<br><br>Yami: .........<br><br>Yugi: Please?<br><br>Yami: ^_^ Hello hikari!<br><br>Yugi: And another thing, stop calling my hikari! Call me aibou like you
usually do!<br><br>Yami: Okies hikar--I mean aibou!<br><br>Yugi: O_O Did you just say what I thought you just said in the context of
which I thought you used it in?<br><br>Yami: Huh? You sound like I did this morning!<br><br>Boots: What are they doing Dora?<br><br>Dora: They&#039;re hugging!<br><br>Boots: Let go join them!<br><br>Dora: Okay!<br><br>Boots &amp; Dora: *hug Yami*<br><br>Yami: -^_^- I feel loved!<br><br>Yugi: Yami......<br><br>*********<br><br>Liz: Oh my! Has Yami finally lost it?<br><br>Yami: You sick woman! You made me say that _EVIL_ word!<br><br>Liz: What? Okies?<br><br>Yami: *shudder* Yes.<br><br>Liz: *shrug* Oh well.<br><br>Yami: OH WELL!? This is my SANITY you are screwing with!<br><br>Liz: So what. Hey, why don&#039;t we do this the fair way? We&#039;ll ask the
reviewers.<br><br>Yami: Fine.<br><br>OKAY! Vote time! Do you think:<br><br>Yami should loose his sanity completely and drive Yugi out of his mind<br><br>OR<br><br>We save Yami and he continues to bug the hell out of the Map.<br><br>It&#039;s your choice!<br><br>Yami: WHAT KIND OF VOTE IS THAT!?<br><br>Liz: ^_^<script type="text/javascript">
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