Yami in Dora the Explorer Land

By Liz

Well well well.....*gives readers the "look"* Looks like I've caught your attention again. Huzzah!

Alright, enough of that ^_~

Recap of Chapter 18: Things got stolen! And it was the DRAGON. What's with dragons anyway? Are they like, torturing people? Oh well. Uhhh....everyone got their stuff back. And that's about it. Oh! And Yugi was being hugged.

^_~

Chapter 19!

"2+2=4. Molester+Innocent Victim=HARASSMENT"

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Yugi: GET OFF OF ME!

Everyone: *walks away*

Yami: Do I have to get off? v_v

Yugi: *hugs Yami* No, you can stay! ^_^

Yami: YAY!

Bakura: What the hell are we supposed to do know?

Ryou: I don't know all mighty Bakura. *rolls eyes*

Bakura: That's right.....hey.......what happened to Malik?

Yugi: Yeah! And Jono and Seto?

Yami: Well, I bet Jono and Seto are off having hot and wild sex right now........and I don't know where Malik went off to.

Yugi: *sigh* Seto and Jono sure are lucky......

Yami: Yeah...

Ryou: Hey! I've got an idea! Why don't we use the Ring to find Malik!

Bakura: And how is that supposed to work Ryou?

Ryou: ......think about it. Malik has the Millennium Rod, right.....

Bakura: Yeah....

Ryou: So...the Ring will take us to the Millennium items, right?

Bakura: Yeah.....

Ryou: Like this....*takes out Ring*

Millennium Ring: *points left*

Yami: O_o It's pointing at my puzzle...

Ryou: Of course......didn't you guys learn anything? -_-;;

Yugi: I remember you telling me Ryou.

Ryou: At least someone knows.

Bakura: COOL I didn't know the Ring did THAT!

Ryou: -_-;;

Dora: *walks over* HOLA

Bakura: WHAT NOW!?

Dora: Ooooh! Pretty gold object! *reaches for Millennium Ring*

Ryou: *kicks Dora* No! It's MINE

Millennium Ring: *points a different direction*

Ryou: OH! It's Malik! *runs away*

Bakura: Hikari! Come back! *follows*

Dora: Where is everyone going?

Boots: I think they're going to a party! Let's go with them!

Dora: Yay Party! Una FIESTA!

Boots: YAY

Jimerd: WEEE!!

*They follow*

Yami: O_o

Yugi: O_o

Yami: *shrug*

Yugi: *nods*

Yami & Yugi: *run after everyone*

(Later)

Ryou: The ring has led us to this cave! *points*

Bakura: MALIK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Silence: *ensues*

Bakura: ........

Ryou: Hmm....well....I thought that he was in there. That's what the Ring said.

Dora: PARTY! WEE! *runs into cave*

Boots: *follows*

Jimerd: *runs into cave wall* @_@ *falls over*

Yami: ???????

Yugi: O_o

Bakura: MALIK WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU!?

Malik: *appears behind them* What's up!?

Bakura: MALIK!?

Ryou: Wait a minute.......if you're out here.......then who's in there...???

Malik: *shrug*

Bakura: Hmm....

Yami: Well, they have to have an item.....

Yugi: Isis?

Yami: *shrug*

Yugi: Pegasus?

Yami: *shrug*

Yugi: The only other people I can think of is you and me, Ryou and Bakura, and Malik. Who else is there?

Dora & Boots: *run out of the cave* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: O_O

Dora: SAVE ME!!!!!!!! AHHHH!!

Boots: EEEEEEK!!!!!!!!! *faints*

Shadowed Figure: *appears*

Yami: O_O

Yugi: Oh my.......

Ryou: No! No! NO!!

Bakura: YOU!

Malik: Hey! WHAT'S UP!?

Bakura: *hits Malik*

Malik: What!?

Bakura: Don't say *in high pitched voice* WhAt'S uP!? *normal* to the ENEMY

Malik: ???????

Shadowed Figure: *reveals himself*

Everyone: *GASP*

Some Guy In Black Coat: Bwahahaha! It is ME

Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHH! *runs around in circles*

Some Guy In Black Coat: -_-;;

Ryou: TAKE OFF THE COAT SHADII!!

Some Guy In Black Coat: But I am not Shadii. I am merely Some Guy In Black Coat.

Ryou: LIAR!

Some Guy In Black Coat: Whatever.

Ryou: *rips off the coat*

Shadii: *is under it* Dammit.

Dora: AHHHHHH! IT'S THE SCARY MAN

Shadii: BOO

Dora: AHHHHHHHH! *runs away*

Everyone: YAY!

Boots: *wakes up*

Shadii: Hello there monkey....

Boots: AHHHHHHH! *follows Dora*

Everyone: YAY AGAIN!

Yami: Wait a minute! WHY IS EVERYONE ESCAPING THE SHADOW REALM!?!??!

Shadii: Well, as you know PHARAOH, I own two Millennium Items, and access to the Shadow Realm. But having these powers, I am free to enter and exit the Shadow Realm as I choose.

Yugi: Then why didn't you leave before?

Shadii: Uhhhh.......*shifts eyes*

Yugi: Why not?

Shadii: *mumbles something*

Yugi: What was that?

Shadii: *louder* I couldn't figure out how to do it.

Yugi: HAHAHA

Bakura: That's PATHETIC! I knew how to escape the Shadow Realm when I was 3 years old! It's a secret thing that every tomb robber needs to know. It is actually very useful!

Shadii: *clears throat* Alright then. Moving on......I have come back to take what I think that I deserve.

Ryou: And that would be......

Shadii: You.

Ryou: O_O_O_O_O

Bakura: HELL NO

Shadii: I believe I have the right to take this lovely and SEXY man back to my place......

Bakura: FUCK YOU

Shadii: Why don't we duel for him?

Bakura: FINE

Ryou: O_O

Bakura: YOU WILL LOSE!

Shadii: No, I think it shall be YOU who loses Ryou the SEXY one.

Ryou: BAKURA YOU IDIOT

Bakura: What now!?

Ryou: You didn't have to accept the duel! I wasn't going to go with him anyway! Plus, I was already yours!

Bakura: Oops.

Ryou: OOPS IS RIGHT!

Bakura: Fine, I take back the acceptance!

Shadii: Oh hell. And I thought I could have actually won too.

Ryou: Yay!

Shadii: Alright then. We'll do this the hard way. *grabs Ryou*

Ryou: O_O

Shadii: *runs away with Ryou*

Bakura: O_O

Ryou: *is gone*

Bakura: O_O

Yami: Now look what you did Bakura!

Bakura: Me? ME!? As far as I can tell, this is YOUR fault PHARAOH

Yami: MY FAULT!? How is it MY fault!? I wasn't even part of this!!!

Bakura: YOU WERE TOO

Yami: WAS NOT

Bakura: WERE TOO

Yami: WAS NOT

Bakura: WERE TOO

Yugi: SHUT THE FUCK UP BOTH OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yami: O_O

Bakura: O_O Oh shit!

Jimerd: ^_^

Dora: *comes back* O_O

Boots: *comes back too* O_O

Yugi: I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR FIGHTING! *grabs Yami's arm* COME ON! WE'RE GOING TO FIND RYOU AND RESCUE HIM FROM THAT STUPID ASS MOLESTER!

Yami: Yes sir.

Bakura: hey! HEY! HE'S MY HIKARI!

Yugi: THEN WHY DON'T YOU FUCKING START ACTING LIKE HE IS!!! *walks away dragging Yami*

Bakura: Psh, he obviously doesn't know anything.

Malik: Hey, I wasn't paying attention, what happened?

Bakura: HOW COULD YOU MISS THAT!?

Malik: *shrug*

Bakura: I mean, Yugi was freakin screaming across the entire country!

Dr. Dev: Hey, I heard Yugi using his vocal chords in a manor in which he was trying to obtain maximum volume. What is going on?

Bakura: WTF

Dr. Dev: O_o

Bakura: *storms off to find Ryou*

(Meanwhile)

Yami: Do you know where we're going, Yugi?

Yugi: YES

Yami: Where?

Yugi: AWAY FROM BAKURA

Yami: Hey, that's a pretty good place if you ask me.

Yugi: Yami, we need to find Ryou! Who knows what will happen to him! I mean, he IS with Shadii! And if you remember, Shadii was trying to molest and harass everyone!

Yami: I remember. He was going to rape people too. *anger*

Yugi: And Bakura is a stupid ass who needs to shut up.

Yami: Exactly.

Yugi: And you need to stop freaking fighting with him.

Yami: But he started it!!

Yugi: I don't care. Be the better person and don't fight with him.

Yami: Yes.

(Elsewhere)

Ryou: GET AWAY FROM ME

Shadii: Oh no. I feel the need to---

Ryou: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *struggles*

Shadii: STOP MOVING

Ryou: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *struggles more*

(Back to Bakura)

Bakura: RYOU WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GO!?

Dr. Dev: *is following* My hypothesis is that the molester, or "Shadii" as you put it, has taken Ryou to a secret location to "have his way" with him.

Bakura: I ALREADY KNOW THAT

Dr. Dev: Well! Excuse me!

Bakura: NO!

Dr. Dev: *writes in notebook* The white haired one seems entirely angry. Be very cautious.

Bakura: Fuck off!!!

Dr. Dev: .....

Bakura: *runs ahead* RYOU!

Dr. Dev: I THINK YOU SHOULD TRY TO FIND HIM BY MEANS OF SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH!

Bakura: THAT WON'T DO ANYTHING YOU FUCKING SORRY EXCUSE FOR A PSYCHIATRIST!!!!!

Dr. Dev: *GASP* Now that was uncalled for!!

Bakura: I DON'T CARE

(In other areas)

Dora: Where did everyone go?

Boots: *shrug*

Malik: HEY! Where did they go!? DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE WITH THEM!

Jimerd: Malik is SO COOL don't you agree?

Boots: YEAH!

Dora: ^_^

Jimerd: *hugs Malik*

Dora & Boots: *hug Malik also*

Malik: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Elsewhere)

Ryou: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shadii: SHUT UP

Ryou: NO

Shadii: YES

Ryou: NO! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shadii: *drops Ryou* *covers ears*

Ryou: *blink* Oh! *runs away*

Shadii: DAMMIT *kicks tree*

Tree: *falls over*

Shadii: O_o *runs away*

Yugi & Yami: *runs up to where Shadii was*

Yugi: RYOU!?

Yami: Ryou? Where are you!?

Yugi: Where do you think Shadii took him to?

Yami: Probably one of his "hideouts"

Yugi: No!! RYOU!!

Ryou: *appears*

Yugi: O_o

Yami: Ryou!?

Ryou: Yup.

Yami: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?

Ryou: *shrug*

Yugi: RYOU!? Are you okay? Did he harass you??

Ryou: Nope. Well, he kinda did when he kidnapped me, but not really.

Yugi: Okay, I'm glad you're okay!

Ryou: Me too!

Yami: Me three!

Bakura: *runs up* RYOU! I FOUND YOU

Ryou: ........yes......you are my savior Bakura....

Bakura: HA! THAT'S RIGHT! *turns to Dr. Dev who just ran up* SEE! WE DIDN'T NEED YOUR "SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH"!!!

Dr. Dev: Well, we would have found him SOONER if we did!!!

Bakura: WhatEVER

Dr. Dev: -_-;;

Dora: *runs up* Hey guys! HOLA

Boots: Hiii!

Malik: SAVE ME!! HELP HELP

Jimerd: *hugging Malik*

Bakura: Aww...boohoo Malik.

Malik: You shut up.

Bakura: Haha. You're stuck with that thing.......*shivers*

Malik: Shut the fuck up

Bakura: Aww....I'm so afraid! Look Ryou! I'm trembling! NOT

Ryou: ......

Voice: No, but you will be!

Everyone: *GASP*

Yugi: *jumps into Yami's arms*

Yami: ^_^

Yugi: Yami! Save me!!!

Yami: ^_^ Okay!

Yugi: *is afraid*

Ryou: Yay....more fluffy moods.

Dr. Dev: Hmm...*scribbles in notebook* fluff n 1: any light downy material 2: something of little value or significance.....Fluff \Fluff\, v. t. & i. To make or become fluffy; to move lightly like fluff.

Ryou: I don't mean LITERAL fluff!!!

Dr. Dev: I understand. I am only defining by means of literal translation.

Ryou: O_o How about this.......Fluff v. 1: to be in a fluffy mood. 2: to feel light and feathery 3: AWWW HOW CUTE!!! ^_^_^_^_^

Dr. Dev: That might be a reasonable definition of a slang word.

Ryou: Whatever.

Voice: AHAHAHAHAHA!!

Yugi: What if it's SHADII!?!?

Yami: *hugs Yugi* Then I'll protect you!

Yugi: ^_^

Malik: But that doesn't sound like the teenage boy molester!

Voice: That is correct! For I am...*reveals self*

Everyone: *GASP*

Yami: It's YOU

Seto: Yes! It is I

Yugi: *jumps out of Yami's arms* *runs over to Seto* *smacks him in the back of the head* You scared the SHIT out of us!!!

Seto: Umm....I'm sorry?

Yugi: Sure.......

Jono: What's going on?

Yami: Well, you missed the return of Shadii.......

Ryou: Were they even there for that? Or were they running off somewhere to.....ahem......

Jono: Come to think of it, I don't think I remember there being a Shadii anywhere

Yugi: Oh, but there was....AND HE'S SCARY!!!!!!!

Yami: *hugs Yugi* I'll protect you!

Jono: *looks at Seto* Would you protect me if this "Shadii" was a threat?

Seto: *talking with Dr. Dev*

Jono: ........fine. I see when I'm not wanted

Yugi: You're wanted Jono!

Voice: Yeah, by ME

Yugi: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *squeezes Yami*

Yami: ACK!!!

Yugi: IT'S SHADII!!! *points* *still squeezing Yami*

Yami: ACK! CHGSDJKTGKJTF! *cough* That's TeRRibl, aiBOU *cough*

Yugi: *shakes Yami* SAVE ME SAVE ME!

Yami: x_X

Yugi: EEK! *lets go of Yami* Yami!

Yami: x_X

Shadii: *jumps on Jono* My my! You are very sexy too. ^_~

Jono: O_O

Shadii: *touches Jono......erm....yeah....*

Jono: O_O_O_O_O_O AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: OMFG

Seto: HEY! *kicks Shadii* That's MINE

Jono: *traumatized*

Seto: *beats the shit out of Shadii*

Dora: What's happening?

Boots: I don't know!

Jimerd: LALALALA! *hugs Seto*

Seto: AHHH!

Malik: YES Find a NEW friend!

Boots: But MALIK we LOVE you!

Malik: NO YOU DON'T!

Boots: We don't?

Malik: NO

Boots: Okay!

Bakura: *runs up to Seto* LET ME DO THE HONORS! *takes out knife*

Seto: But I want to kill him!

Bakura: NO! I AM

Seto: ME!

Bakura: NO

Seto: YES!

Seto & Bakura: *fight over knife*

Ryou: O_O

Dr. Dev: They are fighting.

Ryou: *nods*

Dr. Dev: Hmmm.....right.

Bakura: *kicks Seto over* HA! *stabs Shadii multiple times*

Shadii: X_X_X_X_X_X

Bakura: YAY! *throws knife* *runs away*

Ryou: -_-;;

Yami: BWAHAHA! *sends the rest of Shadii to the Shadow Realm*

Yugi: YAY

Jono: *has fainted*

Seto: Oh NO! *revives Jono*

Jono: Ugh......I don't remember anything

Bakura: You don't remember when Shadii hara----

Seto: *hits Bakura*

Bakura: ---BWAAAA!! x_X

Seto: *hugs Jono* ^_^

Dora: Is everything oki?

Seto: Not until you die.

Dora: Hm?

Seto: DIE

Dora: Hm?

Seto: GO KILL YOURSELF

Dora: Hm? Map?

Seto: NO

Dora: Then what are you talking about?

Seto: ........*walks away*

Everyone: *walks away from Dora*

Dora: Hm?? *walks off in another direction*

Jimerd: LALA! *runs up a tree*

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Liz: Oki, I rushed a lot of this chapter so I could post it.

Yami: EVIL DEMON

Liz: Where?

Yami: OVER THERE *points to nothing*

Liz: O_o

Yami: EEK

Liz: Alright then.

So! I posted chapter 19! BE HAPPY! Next is Bakura's Journal, but, that's going to be hard, cause that's harder to write then this is hehe.

After that, it's the premier of BAKURA'S REPORT on The 6:00 News! YAY

Yami: BEGONE EVIL DEMON!

Liz: -_-;;

Lastly....REVIEW ^_^ It will make the demon happy!

Yami: AHHH! *runs away*
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