Yami in Dora the Explorer Land
By Liz
Well well well.....*gives readers the "look"* Looks like I've caught your
attention again. Huzzah!
Alright, enough of that ^_~
Recap of Chapter 18: Things got stolen! And it was the DRAGON. What's with
dragons anyway? Are they like, torturing people? Oh well. Uhhh....everyone
got their stuff back. And that's about it. Oh! And Yugi was being hugged.
^_~
Chapter 19!
"2+2=4. Molester+Innocent Victim=HARASSMENT"
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Yugi: GET OFF OF ME!
Everyone: *walks away*
Yami: Do I have to get off? v_v
Yugi: *hugs Yami* No, you can stay! ^_^
Yami: YAY!
Bakura: What the hell are we supposed to do know?
Ryou: I don't know all mighty Bakura. *rolls eyes*
Bakura: That's right.....hey.......what happened to Malik?
Yugi: Yeah! And Jono and Seto?
Yami: Well, I bet Jono and Seto are off having hot and wild sex right
now........and I don't know where Malik went off to.
Yugi: *sigh* Seto and Jono sure are lucky......
Yami: Yeah...
Ryou: Hey! I've got an idea! Why don't we use the Ring to find Malik!
Bakura: And how is that supposed to work Ryou?
Ryou: ......think about it. Malik has the Millennium Rod, right.....
Bakura: Yeah....
Ryou: So...the Ring will take us to the Millennium items, right?
Bakura: Yeah.....
Ryou: Like this....*takes out Ring*
Millennium Ring: *points left*
Yami: O_o It's pointing at my puzzle...
Ryou: Of course......didn't you guys learn anything? -_-;;
Yugi: I remember you telling me Ryou.
Ryou: At least someone knows.
Bakura: COOL I didn't know the Ring did THAT!
Ryou: -_-;;
Dora: *walks over* HOLA
Bakura: WHAT NOW!?
Dora: Ooooh! Pretty gold object! *reaches for Millennium Ring*
Ryou: *kicks Dora* No! It's MINE
Millennium Ring: *points a different direction*
Ryou: OH! It's Malik! *runs away*
Bakura: Hikari! Come back! *follows*
Dora: Where is everyone going?
Boots: I think they're going to a party! Let's go with them!
Dora: Yay Party! Una FIESTA!
Boots: YAY
Jimerd: WEEE!!
*They follow*
Yami: O_o
Yugi: O_o
Yami: *shrug*
Yugi: *nods*
Yami & Yugi: *run after everyone*
(Later)
Ryou: The ring has led us to this cave! *points*
Bakura: MALIK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Silence: *ensues*
Bakura: ........
Ryou: Hmm....well....I thought that he was in there. That's what the Ring
said.
Dora: PARTY! WEE! *runs into cave*
Boots: *follows*
Jimerd: *runs into cave wall* @_@ *falls over*
Yami: ???????
Yugi: O_o
Bakura: MALIK WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU!?
Malik: *appears behind them* What's up!?
Bakura: MALIK!?
Ryou: Wait a minute.......if you're out here.......then who's in
there...???
Malik: *shrug*
Bakura: Hmm....
Yami: Well, they have to have an item.....
Yugi: Isis?
Yami: *shrug*
Yugi: Pegasus?
Yami: *shrug*
Yugi: The only other people I can think of is you and me, Ryou and Bakura,
and Malik. Who else is there?
Dora & Boots: *run out of the cave*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: O_O
Dora: SAVE ME!!!!!!!! AHHHH!!
Boots: EEEEEEK!!!!!!!!! *faints*
Shadowed Figure: *appears*
Yami: O_O
Yugi: Oh my.......
Ryou: No! No! NO!!
Bakura: YOU!
Malik: Hey! WHAT'S UP!?
Bakura: *hits Malik*
Malik: What!?
Bakura: Don't say *in high pitched voice* WhAt'S uP!? *normal* to the ENEMY
Malik: ???????
Shadowed Figure: *reveals himself*
Everyone: *GASP*
Some Guy In Black Coat: Bwahahaha! It is ME
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHH! *runs around in circles*
Some Guy In Black Coat: -_-;;
Ryou: TAKE OFF THE COAT SHADII!!
Some Guy In Black Coat: But I am not Shadii. I am merely Some Guy In Black
Coat.
Ryou: LIAR!
Some Guy In Black Coat: Whatever.
Ryou: *rips off the coat*
Shadii: *is under it* Dammit.
Dora: AHHHHHH! IT'S THE SCARY MAN
Shadii: BOO
Dora: AHHHHHHHH! *runs away*
Everyone: YAY!
Boots: *wakes up*
Shadii: Hello there monkey....
Boots: AHHHHHHH! *follows Dora*
Everyone: YAY AGAIN!
Yami: Wait a minute! WHY IS EVERYONE ESCAPING THE SHADOW REALM!?!??!
Shadii: Well, as you know PHARAOH, I own two Millennium Items, and access
to the Shadow Realm. But having these powers, I am free to enter and exit
the Shadow Realm as I choose.
Yugi: Then why didn't you leave before?
Shadii: Uhhhh.......*shifts eyes*
Yugi: Why not?
Shadii: *mumbles something*
Yugi: What was that?
Shadii: *louder* I couldn't figure out how to do it.
Yugi: HAHAHA
Bakura: That's PATHETIC! I knew how to escape the Shadow Realm when I was 3
years old! It's a secret thing that every tomb robber needs to know. It is
actually very useful!
Shadii: *clears throat* Alright then. Moving on......I have come back to
take what I think that I deserve.
Ryou: And that would be......
Shadii: You.
Ryou: O_O_O_O_O
Bakura: HELL NO
Shadii: I believe I have the right to take this lovely and SEXY man back to
my place......
Bakura: FUCK YOU
Shadii: Why don't we duel for him?
Bakura: FINE
Ryou: O_O
Bakura: YOU WILL LOSE!
Shadii: No, I think it shall be YOU who loses Ryou the SEXY one.
Ryou: BAKURA YOU IDIOT
Bakura: What now!?
Ryou: You didn't have to accept the duel! I wasn't going to go with him
anyway! Plus, I was already yours!
Bakura: Oops.
Ryou: OOPS IS RIGHT!
Bakura: Fine, I take back the acceptance!
Shadii: Oh hell. And I thought I could have actually won too.
Ryou: Yay!
Shadii: Alright then. We'll do this the hard way. *grabs Ryou*
Ryou: O_O
Shadii: *runs away with Ryou*
Bakura: O_O
Ryou: *is gone*
Bakura: O_O
Yami: Now look what you did Bakura!
Bakura: Me? ME!? As far as I can tell, this is YOUR fault PHARAOH
Yami: MY FAULT!? How is it MY fault!? I wasn't even part of this!!!
Bakura: YOU WERE TOO
Yami: WAS NOT
Bakura: WERE TOO
Yami: WAS NOT
Bakura: WERE TOO
Yugi: SHUT THE FUCK UP BOTH OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yami: O_O
Bakura: O_O Oh shit!
Jimerd: ^_^
Dora: *comes back* O_O
Boots: *comes back too* O_O
Yugi: I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR FIGHTING! *grabs Yami's arm* COME ON! WE'RE
GOING TO FIND RYOU AND RESCUE HIM FROM THAT STUPID ASS MOLESTER!
Yami: Yes sir.
Bakura: hey! HEY! HE'S MY HIKARI!
Yugi: THEN WHY DON'T YOU FUCKING START ACTING LIKE HE IS!!! *walks away
dragging Yami*
Bakura: Psh, he obviously doesn't know anything.
Malik: Hey, I wasn't paying attention, what happened?
Bakura: HOW COULD YOU MISS THAT!?
Malik: *shrug*
Bakura: I mean, Yugi was freakin screaming across the entire country!
Dr. Dev: Hey, I heard Yugi using his vocal chords in a manor in which he
was trying to obtain maximum volume. What is going on?
Bakura: WTF
Dr. Dev: O_o
Bakura: *storms off to find Ryou*
(Meanwhile)
Yami: Do you know where we're going, Yugi?
Yugi: YES
Yami: Where?
Yugi: AWAY FROM BAKURA
Yami: Hey, that's a pretty good place if you ask me.
Yugi: Yami, we need to find Ryou! Who knows what will happen to him! I
mean, he IS with Shadii! And if you remember, Shadii was trying to molest
and harass everyone!
Yami: I remember. He was going to rape people too. *anger*
Yugi: And Bakura is a stupid ass who needs to shut up.
Yami: Exactly.
Yugi: And you need to stop freaking fighting with him.
Yami: But he started it!!
Yugi: I don't care. Be the better person and don't fight with him.
Yami: Yes.
(Elsewhere)
Ryou: GET AWAY FROM ME
Shadii: Oh no. I feel the need to---
Ryou: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *struggles*
Shadii: STOP MOVING
Ryou: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *struggles more*
(Back to Bakura)
Bakura: RYOU WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GO!?
Dr. Dev: *is following* My hypothesis is that the molester, or "Shadii" as
you put it, has taken Ryou to a secret location to "have his way" with him.
Bakura: I ALREADY KNOW THAT
Dr. Dev: Well! Excuse me!
Bakura: NO!
Dr. Dev: *writes in notebook* The white haired one seems entirely angry. Be
very cautious.
Bakura: Fuck off!!!
Dr. Dev: .....
Bakura: *runs ahead* RYOU!
Dr. Dev: I THINK YOU SHOULD TRY TO FIND HIM BY MEANS OF SCIENTIFIC
RESEARCH!
Bakura: THAT WON'T DO ANYTHING YOU FUCKING SORRY EXCUSE FOR A
PSYCHIATRIST!!!!!
Dr. Dev: *GASP* Now that was uncalled for!!
Bakura: I DON'T CARE
(In other areas)
Dora: Where did everyone go?
Boots: *shrug*
Malik: HEY! Where did they go!? DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE WITH THEM!
Jimerd: Malik is SO COOL don't you agree?
Boots: YEAH!
Dora: ^_^
Jimerd: *hugs Malik*
Dora & Boots: *hug Malik also*
Malik: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Elsewhere)
Ryou: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shadii: SHUT UP
Ryou: NO
Shadii: YES
Ryou: NO! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shadii: *drops Ryou* *covers ears*
Ryou: *blink* Oh! *runs away*
Shadii: DAMMIT *kicks tree*
Tree: *falls over*
Shadii: O_o *runs away*
Yugi & Yami: *runs up to where Shadii was*
Yugi: RYOU!?
Yami: Ryou? Where are you!?
Yugi: Where do you think Shadii took him to?
Yami: Probably one of his "hideouts"
Yugi: No!! RYOU!!
Ryou: *appears*
Yugi: O_o
Yami: Ryou!?
Ryou: Yup.
Yami: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?
Ryou: *shrug*
Yugi: RYOU!? Are you okay? Did he harass you??
Ryou: Nope. Well, he kinda did when he kidnapped me, but not really.
Yugi: Okay, I'm glad you're okay!
Ryou: Me too!
Yami: Me three!
Bakura: *runs up* RYOU! I FOUND YOU
Ryou: ........yes......you are my savior Bakura....
Bakura: HA! THAT'S RIGHT! *turns to Dr. Dev who just ran up* SEE! WE DIDN'T
NEED YOUR "SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH"!!!
Dr. Dev: Well, we would have found him SOONER if we did!!!
Bakura: WhatEVER
Dr. Dev: -_-;;
Dora: *runs up* Hey guys! HOLA
Boots: Hiii!
Malik: SAVE ME!! HELP HELP
Jimerd: *hugging Malik*
Bakura: Aww...boohoo Malik.
Malik: You shut up.
Bakura: Haha. You're stuck with that thing.......*shivers*
Malik: Shut the fuck up
Bakura: Aww....I'm so afraid! Look Ryou! I'm trembling! NOT
Ryou: ......
Voice: No, but you will be!
Everyone: *GASP*
Yugi: *jumps into Yami's arms*
Yami: ^_^
Yugi: Yami! Save me!!!
Yami: ^_^ Okay!
Yugi: *is afraid*
Ryou: Yay....more fluffy moods.
Dr. Dev: Hmm...*scribbles in notebook* fluff n 1: any light downy material
2: something of little value or significance.....Fluff \Fluff\, v. t. & i.
To make or become fluffy; to move lightly like fluff.
Ryou: I don't mean LITERAL fluff!!!
Dr. Dev: I understand. I am only defining by means of literal translation.
Ryou: O_o How about this.......Fluff v. 1: to be in a fluffy mood. 2: to
feel light and feathery 3: AWWW HOW CUTE!!! ^_^_^_^_^
Dr. Dev: That might be a reasonable definition of a slang word.
Ryou: Whatever.
Voice: AHAHAHAHAHA!!
Yugi: What if it's SHADII!?!?
Yami: *hugs Yugi* Then I'll protect you!
Yugi: ^_^
Malik: But that doesn't sound like the teenage boy molester!
Voice: That is correct! For I am...*reveals self*
Everyone: *GASP*
Yami: It's YOU
Seto: Yes! It is I
Yugi: *jumps out of Yami's arms* *runs over to Seto* *smacks him in the
back of the head* You scared the SHIT out of us!!!
Seto: Umm....I'm sorry?
Yugi: Sure.......
Jono: What's going on?
Yami: Well, you missed the return of Shadii.......
Ryou: Were they even there for that? Or were they running off somewhere
to.....ahem......
Jono: Come to think of it, I don't think I remember there being a Shadii
anywhere
Yugi: Oh, but there was....AND HE'S SCARY!!!!!!!
Yami: *hugs Yugi* I'll protect you!
Jono: *looks at Seto* Would you protect me if this "Shadii" was a threat?
Seto: *talking with Dr. Dev*
Jono: ........fine. I see when I'm not wanted
Yugi: You're wanted Jono!
Voice: Yeah, by ME
Yugi: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *squeezes Yami*
Yami: ACK!!!
Yugi: IT'S SHADII!!! *points* *still squeezing Yami*
Yami: ACK! CHGSDJKTGKJTF! *cough* That's TeRRibl, aiBOU *cough*
Yugi: *shakes Yami* SAVE ME SAVE ME!
Yami: x_X
Yugi: EEK! *lets go of Yami* Yami!
Yami: x_X
Shadii: *jumps on Jono* My my! You are very sexy too. ^_~
Jono: O_O
Shadii: *touches Jono......erm....yeah....*
Jono: O_O_O_O_O_O AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: OMFG
Seto: HEY! *kicks Shadii* That's MINE
Jono: *traumatized*
Seto: *beats the shit out of Shadii*
Dora: What's happening?
Boots: I don't know!
Jimerd: LALALALA! *hugs Seto*
Seto: AHHH!
Malik: YES Find a NEW friend!
Boots: But MALIK we LOVE you!
Malik: NO YOU DON'T!
Boots: We don't?
Malik: NO
Boots: Okay!
Bakura: *runs up to Seto* LET ME DO THE HONORS! *takes out knife*
Seto: But I want to kill him!
Bakura: NO! I AM
Seto: ME!
Bakura: NO
Seto: YES!
Seto & Bakura: *fight over knife*
Ryou: O_O
Dr. Dev: They are fighting.
Ryou: *nods*
Dr. Dev: Hmmm.....right.
Bakura: *kicks Seto over* HA! *stabs Shadii multiple times*
Shadii: X_X_X_X_X_X
Bakura: YAY! *throws knife* *runs away*
Ryou: -_-;;
Yami: BWAHAHA! *sends the rest of Shadii to the Shadow Realm*
Yugi: YAY
Jono: *has fainted*
Seto: Oh NO! *revives Jono*
Jono: Ugh......I don't remember anything
Bakura: You don't remember when Shadii hara----
Seto: *hits Bakura*
Bakura: ---BWAAAA!! x_X
Seto: *hugs Jono* ^_^
Dora: Is everything oki?
Seto: Not until you die.
Dora: Hm?
Seto: DIE
Dora: Hm?
Seto: GO KILL YOURSELF
Dora: Hm? Map?
Seto: NO
Dora: Then what are you talking about?
Seto: ........*walks away*
Everyone: *walks away from Dora*
Dora: Hm?? *walks off in another direction*
Jimerd: LALA! *runs up a tree*
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Liz: Oki, I rushed a lot of this chapter so I could post it.
Yami: EVIL DEMON
Liz: Where?
Yami: OVER THERE *points to nothing*
Liz: O_o
Yami: EEK
Liz: Alright then.
So! I posted chapter 19! BE HAPPY! Next is Bakura's Journal, but, that's
going to be hard, cause that's harder to write then this is hehe.
After that, it's the premier of BAKURA'S REPORT on The 6:00 News! YAY
Yami: BEGONE EVIL DEMON!
Liz: -_-;;
Lastly....REVIEW ^_^ It will make the demon happy!
Yami: AHHH! *runs away*