Yami in Dora the Explorer Land
By Liz
WELCOME TO THE YAMI IN BLUE'S CLUES LAND SEQUEL!! ^_^ "Yami in Dora the
Explorer Land!" This is another addition to the Yami-in-Kid's-Show-Land
series! ^_^
Remember, reviews determine the length of the story! 400 reviews=25
chapters....or not.....^_^
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Yami: *eating breakfast* I'm glad that nightmare is over!
Yugi: Hey Yami!
Yami: Huh?
Yugi: Come see what's on TV!
Yami: *walks into room* Yes?
On TV: *Dora the Explorer*
Dora: Hello! Do you know where Boots went?
[Silence]
Yami: o_O What is the point of this?
Yugi: SHH!! Maybe they'll do it again.
Yami: Do what?
Dora: Hey! Maybe the Legendary Hero Yami will come and help us right?
[Silence]
Dora: Right!
Yami: WHAT!? HOW DO THEY KNOW ME!?
Yugi: You're famous after that Blue's Clues thing.
Yami: I thought that was a dream!
Yugi: *shrug* Guess not.
Yami: ARG!!
Dora: Hello Boots!
Boots: Hi!
Yami: A TALKING MONKEY!? What has this world come to?
Yugi: *shrug*
Yami: At least I can't be trapped in there. *disappears* What the
hell!?!?!?!? *appears in TV* NOO!!
Dora: Hello Hero Yami!
Yami: Why me!?!?!
Dora: Can you help us find the pieces to the flute?
Yami: What flute?
Boots: This flute! *holds up recorder*
Yami: That's a recorder.....and it's not in pieces.
Boots: Huh?
[A strong gust of wind comes and blows the "flute" away]
Dora: No! The flute!
Yami: That's a _RECORDER_!!!
Dora: We need to find the flute! Cause it's _magic_!
Boots: Oooh! _Magic_!
Yami: o_O
Dora: Now who do we ask for help if we don't know where to go?
[Silence]
Dora: ...........*looking at Yami*
Yami: hmmm hmmm hmmm!! *looking around*
Dora: *taps foot*
Yami: *notices Dora looking at him* What?
Dora: *sigh* Now who do we ask for help if we don't know where to go?
Yami: Umm.......I don't know?
Dora: The map! Right!
Yami: Huh?
Boots: Say Map! SAY MAP!!
Yami: Umm...........map?
Map: *appears* *singing* If there's a place you need to go, I'm the one you
need to know, I'm the map!
Yami: What the he...........
Map: HELLO BOYS AND GIRLS!!
Yami: ........
Map: Now, to find the flute.......
Yami: RECORDER!
Map: ......you need to go over the bridge, through the forest, and up the
hill to get to the pieces of the flute!
Yami: o_O
Map: Now tell Dora this. Bridge, Forest, Hill.
Yami: Why?
Map: Bridge, Forest, Hill.
Yami: Why did you repeat it?
Map: Bridge, Forest, Hill.
Yami: Okay, I get it... Bridge, Forest, Hill.
Map: Bridge......
Yami: Yeah, I get it......
Map: Forest......
Yami: I know!
Map: Hill!
Yami: SHUT UP! I GET IT ALREADY!!!
Map: Bridge, Forest, Hill!
Yami: *grabs Map* SHUT UP!
Map: Bridge, Forest, HIIIIIILLLLL!!!!!!!!! *disappears*
Yami: Huh? *Map is gone* WHERE DID YOU GO!?
Dora: *appears* Now, how do we get to the flute pieces?
Yami: *looks around* Are you asking me?
Dora: Bridge, Forest, Hill? Okay!
Yami: Do you even know that I'm here?
Dora: Of course Hero Yami!
Yami: And another thing.........WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME A HERO!?
Dora: *giggles* You're funny Yami! You're a Hero Yami cause you are friends
with Joe!
Yami: NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *drops to his knees*
Dora: Okay, does anyone see a bridge?
Yami: *looks to his left* *sees that he is standing on the bridge*
Um........found it?
Dora: Right!
[Music begins playing]
Dora: Come on VAMANOS!! Everybody let's go!
Yami: o_O Vamanos? What the hell!?
Boots: Come on let's get to it!
Dora: I know that we can do it!
Boots: Where are we going?
Dora: HILL! Where are we going?
Yami: Hill?
Dora: Right! Muy bien Yami!
Yami: What the hell are you speaking?
Dora: *giggles* It's Spanish Yami! Tu eres muy comicó! {Translation: You
are very funny}
Yami: Huh?
Dora: *giggles* *suddenly becomes silent* Do you see Swiper?
Boots: That sneaky fox! He's always trying to steal our stuff!
Yami: What have you got to steal?
Dora: *hugs Backpack* My Backpack!
Backpack: ^_^
Yami: .....a talking backpack......what next......
Swiper: AHA! No one can stop me! I shall steal the Backpack!
Boots: Oh no!
Dora: We have to stop Swiper! Say it with me! Swiper no swiping!
Yami: How is that going to stop a fox?
Dora & Boots: Swiper no swiping!
Yami: ..........*carefully backs away* I don't know them
Dora & Boots: SWIPER NO SWIPING!!
Swiper: Aw man! *snaps*
Yami: Why didn't you just take it?
Swiper: They told me not to!
Yami: But that's all they said. You could just take it you know.
Swiper: I could?
Yami: Yup. *nods*
Swiper: Hmm........*takes Backpack*
Dora: HEY!
Boots: We told you no swiping!
Swiper: I don't see you doing anything!
Dora: AHH! *karate kicks Swiper*
Yami: Holy shit!
Swiper: @_@
Dora: *takes backpack*
Yami: That wasn't supposed to happen.
Dora: Oops! *drops backpack off bridge*
Boots: Oh no!
Dora: Backpack! Quick! Throw me something up that can help get you out of
there!
Boots: Say Backpack!
Yami: Me?
Boots: *nods*
Yami: Okay......Backpack?
Backpack: *appears* *singing* Backpack Backpack...Backpack Backpack...I'm
the backpack loaded up with things and nick nacks too! Anything that you
might need I've got inside for you! Backpack Backpack.....Backpack YEAH!!
Yami: O_O They sing the stupidest songs, I swear.
Backpack: Dora and Boots need something that will help get me back up from
the bottom of the bridge!
Yami: *rolls eyes*
Backpack: Could this help? *points to a bucket with holes in it*
Yami: Do you think? DUH! OF COURSE NOT!
Backpack: What about this? *points to a rubber duckie*
Yami: What the hell good would that do?
Backpack: I guess not. What about this? *points to fishing pole*
Yami: *shrug* Why not......it'll get you to shut up.
Backpack: *swallows all remaining items* Yum yum yum yum!! Delicioso!
Yami: What?
Dora: *appears with fishing pole* Okay, now I'm gunna need your help! Put
your hand like this and move them in a circle!
Yami: What's that supposed to mean.......oh.....mimicking the fishing
pole.......duh....
Dora: Yay! Good job! Muy bien!
Yami: There she goes with that alien talk again!
Boots: *grabs backpack* *hugs it* Yay!
Dora: Thanks for your help!
Yami: *points to himself* Am I invisible?
Dora & Boots: *walk off*
Yami: Apparently.
Dora: Where do we go now?
[Silence]
Dora: Forest, right!
Yami: Who is she talking to?
Dora: Do you see the forest?
[Dora's Left-A pyramid. Dora's right-forest]
Yami: Is that a pyramid?
Dora: *skips off to forest*
Yami: Why would there be a pyramid here? OF ALL PLACES!?
Boots: Come on Hero Yami! *drags Yami to forest*
Yami: Hey! LET GO OF ME!
Boots: *runs into Dora* Ow. Dora? Why'd you stop?
Dora: There's a wall with a number on it in front of us!
Yami: Soo....go over it!
Dora: *shakes head* No Hero Yami! We need to count to....*looks at number
on the wall* ...20 in Spanish to be able to pass!
Yami: Spanish? Oh! That's the alien talk!
Dora: Say it with me! Uno!
Yami: One
Dora: Dos!
Yami: Two
Dora: Tres!
Yami: *looks around*
Dora: Cuatro!
Yami: *picks up random magazine*
Dora: Cinco!
(An hour later)
Dora: Diecinueve! {19}
Yami: *yawn*
Dora: VIENTE!
Yami: Is that 20?
Dora: *nod*
Boots: Yay!
Wall: *falls*
Yami: o_O Just counting does that?
Dora & Boots: *skip through path*
Yami: *is alone* Hey, HEY WAIT FOR ME!
[They exit the forest]
Dora: Now, where do we go next?
Yami: Hill? SO I CAN LEAVE!?
Dora: Hill, right!
Yami: *sigh* This is insane!
Dora: Look! The hill!! *point to apple tree*
Yami: Just when I was getting to thinking that there was no one stupider
than Joe........
Dora: *runs OPPOSITE the direction she pointed to the hill*
Yami: Didn't she.....and then.....oh SCREW IT! *follows Dora*
Dora: *puts "flute" together* There! The _magic_ flute is fixed!
Boots: Yay! Play it Dora! PLAY IT!
Dora: Okay! *plays "flute"*
Flowers: *begin to grow*
Yami: .......that's it?
Dora: YAY!
Boots: WEE!!
Yami: IT'S NOT THAT COOL!!
Dora: This calls for a song!
Boots: Yeah!
Yami: NO!
Dora: We did it!
Boots: We did it!
Dora & Boots: We did it! HORRAY!
Dora: Lo hicimos!
Boots: We did it!
Yami: You didn't do anything!
Dora: We crossed the bridge!
Boots: And counted with a wall!
Dora: Climbed the hill!
Boots: And played the _magic_ flute!
Yami: RECORDER DAMMIT!!
Dora: What was your favorite thing?
[Silence]
Dora: I liked that too!
Boots: My favorite part was when we played the _magic_ flute!
Dora: My favorite part was when we counted to 20 in Spanish!
Yami: *waves hands* Can you see me??
Dora: ^_^
Boots: We can see you Hero Yami!
Dora: What was your favorite part, Hero Yami?
Yami: The ending.
Dora: I liked that too!
Boots: *giggling*
Yami: You like everything!
Dora: ^_^
Yami: I'm doomed.......
TBC
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Liz: Well, what do you think of the sequel? Not as good as "Yami in Blue's
Clues Land" but I thought it was okay.
Yami: OKAY!? YOU'RE DESTROYING MY SANITY!
Liz: Oh well!
Yami: .......
Liz: Please review! Reviews affect the fate of this sequel!