Yami in Blue's Clues Land
By Liz
MWAHAHA!! Chapter 25 is here!
Has anyone been to my website yet? Cause I posted a pic of me there and now
all of you can see the creator of "Yami in Blue's Clues Land"! Not that
it's a good thing, or that I'm pretty cause I'm not, I just like posting my
pic on the internet........Hehehe.
Thanks again to all my lovely reviewers! I would not have made it this far
without you guys! I mean, I never thought this story would get to 25
chapters long! ^_^ Wow.....
This may be the last chapter......in fact, I think it is. Thank you
everyone for making this story a success and making me one happy person!
PSSTT!!! I might make a sequel!
Warning! This chapter may contain more obscene words than the previous
chapters combined. Well, it's not like you care, so whatever!
Okay then.....ON WITH CHAPTER 25!!
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Yugi: *walks downstairs* Hey guys!
Bakura: SHH!!
Yugi: Huh?
Bakura: Malik's trying to kill Joe!
Yugi: Then why would I need to be quiet?
Bakura: SHH!!
Yugi: *shuts up*
Malik: *looking out window* That's it. Just a little closer.....come on
now.....THERE! *presses a button*
Bomb Outside: *explodes*
Bakura: Did you get him?
Malik: I don't know......
Yugi, Bakura & Malik: *look out the window*
Joe: HEYAS GUYS!!
Bakura: NOO!!
Malik: WHY ISN'T HE DEAD!?
Seto: The bomb was places wrong......
Malik: Damn....
Bakura: Hey, it's getting dark outside....I guess we'll have to stay here!
Seto: Oh no! I was planning on throwing you all out!
Yugi: But Seto! You can't just let us suffer! *gives Seto the "cute look"*
Seto: *trying to resist but can't* ARG!! FINE! You can all stay here.
Yugi: YAY! ^_^
Seto: Whatever, I'm leaving. *goes into other room*
Malik: Hehehe good job Yugi!
Yugi: Thanks.
[All of a sudden, the lights go out]
Yugi: Hello? Where did the lights go? Yami? YAMI! HELP! I'M SCARED!!!
*begins crying*
(Meanwhile)
Yami: Yugi? YUGI! I'M COMING! Dammit! I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING!! *trips down
stairs* AHH!! WHO PUT THESE STAIRS HERE!? *get up* Okay, YUGI!! *runs into
a wall* FUCK! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS DOING HERE!?
Jono: Seto? *runs into Yami* OW!!
Yami: DAMMIT! WHAT NOW!?
Jono: EEP!! *runs away*
Yami: WHOEVER THAT WAS THEY BETTER RUN!! *thinks for a minute* Unless
they're Yugi!
(Elsewhere)
Malik: Hey Bakura! Where'd ya go buddy? *crashes into Mokuba* Aha! Bakura!
There you are!
Mokuba: Seto? Is that you?
Malik: AHH!
Mokuba: AHH!
Malik: You're not Bakura!
Mokuba: And you're not Seto!
Malik: Where the hell is Bakura!?
Mokuba: AHH!! BAD WORDS!! *covers ears* WHOEVER YOU ARE!! STOP CURSING!!
Malik: Fuck you, whoever you are.
Mokuba: AHH! MY VIRGIN EARS!! *runs away*
Malik: Okay, now to find Bakura.
(In the kitchen)
Yami: *runs into Seto* Yugi!?
Seto: Jono!? Aw shit, you're not Jono.
Yami: You're not my aibou.
Seto: Is that you Yami?
Yami: Yes, it's me.
Seto: Have you seen.....er.....bumped into Jono?
Yami: No, do you know where Yugi might be?
Seto: No.
[Suddenly, a weird noise fills the house]
Yami: What the hell was that?
Seto: I don't know.
Weird Voice: Oooookiiiieeessss!!!!
Seto: O_O
Yami: Okay, this is getting really weird.
Seto: Come one! Let's go find Jono and Yugi before this THING gets them!
Yami: Good idea.
(In Seto's Room)
Bakura: Where am I? *runs into the corner of a desk* O_O
AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHIT!!!!!! THAT HURT!!!!!!!!!!!
(In Living Room)
Yugi: *hears Bakura scream* Yami? HELP ME!!!!!
Jono: *trips over coffee table* AHH!! *falls on Yugi*
Yugi: AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jono: Yugi? Is that you!?
Yugi: Jono?
Jono: Yugi! I found someone! Yay!
Yugi: I'm so glad you're hear Jono! Can you help me find Yami?
Jono: Sure! We can look for Seto too.
Yugi: Why look for Seto?
Jono: Umm............because?
Yugi: Okay!
Weird Voice: HEEEEEEYAAAAAASS!!!!
Yugi: O_O
Jono: OH MY GOD!! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!!?!?!
Yugi: I'm scared! YAAAAAAAAMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wolf Outside: *howls*
Yugi: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jono: It's okay Yugi! It was probably nothing!
[A lighting storm begins]
Jono: Uh oh.
Lightning: *crashes*
Yugi: AHHH! LIGHTNING!!!!!!!!! *hides under coffee table*
Jono: Jeez Yugi! It's just Lightning.
Yugi: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(In Dining Room)
Yami: Yugi!? *hears Yugi screaming* YUGI!!
Seto: The noise is coming from this way! *picks up Yami's arm and points it
to in front of him*
Yami: YUGI!! *runs forward* *hits wall* WHAT THE HELL!! *kicks wall* GET
OUT OF MY WAY!!
Seto: HAHAHA!! Sorry Yami! I just had to do it!
Yami: ........*kicks Seto*
Seto: OW!!
Yami: *runs off* YUGI!!!
Seto: *shrug* *attempts to follow Yami*
(In Seto's Room)
Bakura: AHA!! *picks up flashlight* YEAH! *turns it on* I CAN SEE!!! *runs
downstairs* MALIK!!
Malik: BAKURA!!
Bakura: Look Malik! I found a flashlight!
Malik: No shit dumba........
Weird Voice:
AAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bakura: Holy shit! What the hell was that!?
Malik: *shrug*
(In Living Room)
Yugi: Is that light!? *runs to Bakura*
Bakura: Hey, it's Yugi!
Jono: *follows* BAKURA! YOU FOUND LIGHT!
Yami: *runs in* YUGI!!! *hugs Yugi*
Yugi: YAMI!! *cries onto his shoulder* Yami! I was so scared!
Yami: It's okay now Aibou.
Seto: *looks at Jono*
Jono: *looks at Seto* What the hell.....*runs into Seto's arms*
Seto: ^_^
Seto/Jono Fans: EEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^_^_^_^
Yami/Yugi Fans: KAWAII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bakura: *pouts* My hikari's not here.
Malik: *kicks wall* I _AM_ a hikari. *knocks over a lamp*
Seto: HEY! That's MY lamp..........oh well.......it wasn't important. Hey
wait........where's Mokuba?
Everyone: Umm........
Seto: MOKUBA!?!?!?!
[No answer]
Seto: Shit.......MOKUBA!?!?!
[No answer]
Jono: What if the thing got him?
Seto: Uh oh.
Yugi: Yami? What happened to Mokuba?
Yami: Umm......I don't know.
Weird Voice: WEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOKUBA!!!!!!!!!!! LET'S PLAY!!
Malik: You don't suppose........
Bakura: *nods*
Seto: AHHHHH! MOKUBA!!!!!
Mokuba: HEEEEEEELPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!
Seto: OH MY GOD!!!
[All of a sudden, the lights turn back on and Mokuba is standing in front
of everyone]
Mokuba: Um.......^_^
Seto: MOKUBA! You're okay!
Mokuba: Yeah.....*rolls eyes* I'm fine.
Joe: Heyas guys!
Everyone: *is too sick and tired of Joe*
YIBCL Reviewers: DIE JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joe: EEEEKK!!!
YIBCL Reviewers: *stab Joe repeatedly with knives and machetes*
Joe: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Bakura: Let me help!!!!
Yami: Me too!
Seto: *cracks knuckles* Oh yeah, I'm NOT missing this! *lunges at Joe*
Jono: ME TOO! *attacks Joe*
Yugi: *fainted from seeing Joe's blood*
Malik: YAY!! KILL THE MORON!!!
YIBCL Reviewers: AHAHAHAHAHA!!! DIE JOE!!! WE'VE BEEN WAITING TOO LONG FOR
THIS!!!
Joe: *is already dead*
Seto: Guys? I think he's dead...guys?
YIBCL Reviewers: *get the picture and leave*
Yami: *still strangling Joe* THIS IS FOR ALL THE SUFFERING YOU'VE PUT ME
THROUGH!!!!!!!!!
Seto: YAMI! He tortured us all!
Yami: SO!? The story was called "_YAMI_ In Blue's Clues Land" not "_YU-GI-
OH_ Cast in Blue's Clues Land"!!! DIE JOE!!
Seto: HE'S DEAD!!
Yami: Fine. *kicks Joe on last time* *sends remainders of Joe to the Shadow
Realm* There..... *looks at Authoress* THIS IS YOUR FAULT!! *looks at
reviewers* AND YOUR FAULT TOO!!!
Liz: Umm..........
Yami: I'LL KILL YOU TOO!!
Liz: AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! *runs for dear life*
Yugi: Is it over?
Jono: I think it is.......
Yami: DIE BITCH!!!
Liz: AHHH!! NO!!!! DON'T KILL ME!!!
(The Next Morining)
Yami: *wakes up* Ugh...
Yugi: Yami? What's wrong?
Yami: I just had this horrible dream.....I was trapped in Blue's Clues Land
and I couldn't get out! It was horrible!
Yugi: Yami, it's okay.....it was just a dream! And now it's over!
Yami: *hugs Yugi* I'm just glad you're here.
Yugi: ^_^ *kicks TV remote*
Remote: *falls on floor*
TV: *turns on*
Blue's Clues: *is on*
Joe: *on TV* HEYAS EVERYONE!!
Yami: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE END!!!!
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Liz: *sigh* It's finally over!
Yami: YAY!!!! THE PAIN IS OVER!!
Liz: Yes it is.......until the sequel.....
Yami: You wouldn't.......
Liz: I might!
Yami: YOU'RE STILL NOT DEAD!!
Liz: AHHH!!!!
Thanks again for all of your support! ^_^