Yami in Blue's Clues Land

By Liz

MWAHAHA!! Chapter 25 is here!

Has anyone been to my website yet? Cause I posted a pic of me there and now all of you can see the creator of "Yami in Blue's Clues Land"! Not that it's a good thing, or that I'm pretty cause I'm not, I just like posting my pic on the internet........Hehehe.

Thanks again to all my lovely reviewers! I would not have made it this far without you guys! I mean, I never thought this story would get to 25 chapters long! ^_^ Wow.....

This may be the last chapter......in fact, I think it is. Thank you everyone for making this story a success and making me one happy person!

PSSTT!!! I might make a sequel!

Warning! This chapter may contain more obscene words than the previous chapters combined. Well, it's not like you care, so whatever!

Okay then.....ON WITH CHAPTER 25!! *******

Yugi: *walks downstairs* Hey guys!

Bakura: SHH!!

Yugi: Huh?

Bakura: Malik's trying to kill Joe!

Yugi: Then why would I need to be quiet?

Bakura: SHH!!

Yugi: *shuts up*

Malik: *looking out window* That's it. Just a little closer.....come on now.....THERE! *presses a button*

Bomb Outside: *explodes*

Bakura: Did you get him?

Malik: I don't know......

Yugi, Bakura & Malik: *look out the window*

Joe: HEYAS GUYS!!

Bakura: NOO!!

Malik: WHY ISN'T HE DEAD!?

Seto: The bomb was places wrong......

Malik: Damn....

Bakura: Hey, it's getting dark outside....I guess we'll have to stay here!

Seto: Oh no! I was planning on throwing you all out!

Yugi: But Seto! You can't just let us suffer! *gives Seto the "cute look"*

Seto: *trying to resist but can't* ARG!! FINE! You can all stay here.

Yugi: YAY! ^_^

Seto: Whatever, I'm leaving. *goes into other room*

Malik: Hehehe good job Yugi!

Yugi: Thanks.

[All of a sudden, the lights go out]

Yugi: Hello? Where did the lights go? Yami? YAMI! HELP! I'M SCARED!!! *begins crying*

(Meanwhile)

Yami: Yugi? YUGI! I'M COMING! Dammit! I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING!! *trips down stairs* AHH!! WHO PUT THESE STAIRS HERE!? *get up* Okay, YUGI!! *runs into a wall* FUCK! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS DOING HERE!?

Jono: Seto? *runs into Yami* OW!!

Yami: DAMMIT! WHAT NOW!?

Jono: EEP!! *runs away*

Yami: WHOEVER THAT WAS THEY BETTER RUN!! *thinks for a minute* Unless they're Yugi!

(Elsewhere)

Malik: Hey Bakura! Where'd ya go buddy? *crashes into Mokuba* Aha! Bakura! There you are!

Mokuba: Seto? Is that you?

Malik: AHH!

Mokuba: AHH!

Malik: You're not Bakura!

Mokuba: And you're not Seto!

Malik: Where the hell is Bakura!?

Mokuba: AHH!! BAD WORDS!! *covers ears* WHOEVER YOU ARE!! STOP CURSING!!

Malik: Fuck you, whoever you are.

Mokuba: AHH! MY VIRGIN EARS!! *runs away*

Malik: Okay, now to find Bakura.

(In the kitchen)

Yami: *runs into Seto* Yugi!?

Seto: Jono!? Aw shit, you're not Jono.

Yami: You're not my aibou.

Seto: Is that you Yami?

Yami: Yes, it's me.

Seto: Have you seen.....er.....bumped into Jono?

Yami: No, do you know where Yugi might be?

Seto: No.

[Suddenly, a weird noise fills the house]

Yami: What the hell was that?

Seto: I don't know.

Weird Voice: Oooookiiiieeessss!!!!

Seto: O_O

Yami: Okay, this is getting really weird.

Seto: Come one! Let's go find Jono and Yugi before this THING gets them!

Yami: Good idea.

(In Seto's Room)

Bakura: Where am I? *runs into the corner of a desk* O_O AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHIT!!!!!! THAT HURT!!!!!!!!!!!

(In Living Room)

Yugi: *hears Bakura scream* Yami? HELP ME!!!!!

Jono: *trips over coffee table* AHH!! *falls on Yugi*

Yugi: AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jono: Yugi? Is that you!?

Yugi: Jono?

Jono: Yugi! I found someone! Yay!

Yugi: I'm so glad you're hear Jono! Can you help me find Yami?

Jono: Sure! We can look for Seto too.

Yugi: Why look for Seto?

Jono: Umm............because?

Yugi: Okay!

Weird Voice: HEEEEEEYAAAAAASS!!!!

Yugi: O_O

Jono: OH MY GOD!! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!!?!?!

Yugi: I'm scared! YAAAAAAAAMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wolf Outside: *howls*

Yugi: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jono: It's okay Yugi! It was probably nothing!

[A lighting storm begins]

Jono: Uh oh.

Lightning: *crashes*

Yugi: AHHH! LIGHTNING!!!!!!!!! *hides under coffee table*

Jono: Jeez Yugi! It's just Lightning.

Yugi: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(In Dining Room)

Yami: Yugi!? *hears Yugi screaming* YUGI!!

Seto: The noise is coming from this way! *picks up Yami's arm and points it to in front of him*

Yami: YUGI!! *runs forward* *hits wall* WHAT THE HELL!! *kicks wall* GET OUT OF MY WAY!!

Seto: HAHAHA!! Sorry Yami! I just had to do it!

Yami: ........*kicks Seto*

Seto: OW!!

Yami: *runs off* YUGI!!!

Seto: *shrug* *attempts to follow Yami*

(In Seto's Room)

Bakura: AHA!! *picks up flashlight* YEAH! *turns it on* I CAN SEE!!! *runs downstairs* MALIK!!

Malik: BAKURA!!

Bakura: Look Malik! I found a flashlight!

Malik: No shit dumba........

Weird Voice: AAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bakura: Holy shit! What the hell was that!?

Malik: *shrug*

(In Living Room)

Yugi: Is that light!? *runs to Bakura*

Bakura: Hey, it's Yugi!

Jono: *follows* BAKURA! YOU FOUND LIGHT!

Yami: *runs in* YUGI!!! *hugs Yugi*

Yugi: YAMI!! *cries onto his shoulder* Yami! I was so scared!

Yami: It's okay now Aibou.

Seto: *looks at Jono*

Jono: *looks at Seto* What the hell.....*runs into Seto's arms*

Seto: ^_^

Seto/Jono Fans: EEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^_^_^_^

Yami/Yugi Fans: KAWAII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bakura: *pouts* My hikari's not here.

Malik: *kicks wall* I _AM_ a hikari. *knocks over a lamp*

Seto: HEY! That's MY lamp..........oh well.......it wasn't important. Hey wait........where's Mokuba?

Everyone: Umm........

Seto: MOKUBA!?!?!?!

[No answer]

Seto: Shit.......MOKUBA!?!?!

[No answer]

Jono: What if the thing got him?

Seto: Uh oh.

Yugi: Yami? What happened to Mokuba?

Yami: Umm......I don't know.

Weird Voice: WEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOKUBA!!!!!!!!!!! LET'S PLAY!!

Malik: You don't suppose........

Bakura: *nods*

Seto: AHHHHH! MOKUBA!!!!!

Mokuba: HEEEEEEELPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!

Seto: OH MY GOD!!!

[All of a sudden, the lights turn back on and Mokuba is standing in front of everyone]

Mokuba: Um.......^_^

Seto: MOKUBA! You're okay!

Mokuba: Yeah.....*rolls eyes* I'm fine.

Joe: Heyas guys!

Everyone: *is too sick and tired of Joe*

YIBCL Reviewers: DIE JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joe: EEEEKK!!!

YIBCL Reviewers: *stab Joe repeatedly with knives and machetes*

Joe: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Bakura: Let me help!!!!

Yami: Me too!

Seto: *cracks knuckles* Oh yeah, I'm NOT missing this! *lunges at Joe*

Jono: ME TOO! *attacks Joe*

Yugi: *fainted from seeing Joe's blood*

Malik: YAY!! KILL THE MORON!!!

YIBCL Reviewers: AHAHAHAHAHA!!! DIE JOE!!! WE'VE BEEN WAITING TOO LONG FOR THIS!!!

Joe: *is already dead*

Seto: Guys? I think he's dead...guys?

YIBCL Reviewers: *get the picture and leave*

Yami: *still strangling Joe* THIS IS FOR ALL THE SUFFERING YOU'VE PUT ME THROUGH!!!!!!!!!

Seto: YAMI! He tortured us all!

Yami: SO!? The story was called "_YAMI_ In Blue's Clues Land" not "_YU-GI- OH_ Cast in Blue's Clues Land"!!! DIE JOE!!

Seto: HE'S DEAD!!

Yami: Fine. *kicks Joe on last time* *sends remainders of Joe to the Shadow Realm* There..... *looks at Authoress* THIS IS YOUR FAULT!! *looks at reviewers* AND YOUR FAULT TOO!!!

Liz: Umm..........

Yami: I'LL KILL YOU TOO!!

Liz: AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! *runs for dear life*

Yugi: Is it over?

Jono: I think it is.......

Yami: DIE BITCH!!!

Liz: AHHH!! NO!!!! DON'T KILL ME!!!

(The Next Morining)

Yami: *wakes up* Ugh...

Yugi: Yami? What's wrong?

Yami: I just had this horrible dream.....I was trapped in Blue's Clues Land and I couldn't get out! It was horrible!

Yugi: Yami, it's okay.....it was just a dream! And now it's over!

Yami: *hugs Yugi* I'm just glad you're here.

Yugi: ^_^ *kicks TV remote*

Remote: *falls on floor*

TV: *turns on*

Blue's Clues: *is on*

Joe: *on TV* HEYAS EVERYONE!!

Yami: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE END!!!!

*****

Liz: *sigh* It's finally over!

Yami: YAY!!!! THE PAIN IS OVER!!

Liz: Yes it is.......until the sequel.....

Yami: You wouldn't.......

Liz: I might!

Yami: YOU'RE STILL NOT DEAD!!

Liz: AHHH!!!!

Thanks again for all of your support! ^_^
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