Yami in Blue&#039;s Clues Land<br><br>By Liz<br><br>Well, Yami thought he was home safe and sound. Little does he know, Joe&#039;s
been plotting something....<br><br>*****
Yugi: But YAAAAAAAAAAAMI!!!!<br><br>Yami: What????<br><br>Yugi: I WANT THIS!! *holds up ice cream*<br><br>Yami: No.<br><br>Yugi: v_v WAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!<br><br>Yami: *covering ears* FINE!<br><br>Yugi: YAY!!!<br><br>Yami: *turns on TV*<br><br>Blue&#039;s Clues: *is on*<br><br>Yami: O_O<br><br>Joe: Hello kids!! Look at what I made!<br><br>Kids: WEEE!!!<br><br>Joe: It&#039;s a machine that will help me bring Yami back to visit!<br><br>Kids: YAY!!!<br><br>Yami: O_O<br><br>Yugi: *covered in ice cream* Did he just say your name Yami?<br><br>Yami: *nods slowly*<br><br>Yugi: *hugs Yami&#039;s legs* I don&#039;t want you to go there again!<br><br>Joe: *activates his machine*<br><br>Yami: *begins to disappear*<br><br>Joe: HEY YAMI!<br><br>Yami: O_O NOO!!!<br><br>Joe: Who&#039;s your friend?<br><br>Yami: *sees Yugi* AH! YUGI!?!?!?! How did you get here??<br><br>Yugi: uh....^_^<br><br>Joe: OH! So this is Yugi!<br><br>
Yami: Yeah.<br><br>Blue: WOOF!<br><br>Joe: That&#039;s right Blue! They do look similar!<br><br>Yami: So what?<br><br>Joe: What what?<br><br>Yami: What now?<br><br>Joe: Now what huh?<br><br>Yami: STOP IT!!!!!!!<br><br>Yugi: Try to contain your anger Yami!<br><br>Yami: ........<br><br>Joe: HELLO YUGI!! *grabs Yugi&#039;s hands* Lets go frolic through the flowers!<br><br>Yugi: uhh.....<br><br>Joe: *pulls Yugi through flowers*<br><br>Yugi: AHH!!<br><br>Yami: YUGI!<br><br>Yugi: LET ME GO!<br><br>Joe: LALALALALA!!!!!!!!<br><br>Yami: *follows Yugi* AHH! FLOWERS!!! *sneeze*<br><br>Blue: WOOF!! *puts paw print on screen*<br><br>Joe: *stops what he&#039;s doing* OOHH!! BLUE WANTS US TO PLAY BLUE&#039;S
CLUES!!!!!!! ^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^<br><br>Yugi: *gets up*<br><br>Yami: YUGI!! ARE YOU OKAY!?!?!?!? *hugs Yugi*<br><br>Yugi: I&#039;m fine.<br><br>Yami: ^_^ I&#039;m glad ^_^<br><br>Yugi: ^_^<br><br>Joe: Now why does Blue want us to play Blue&#039;s Clues?? Hmmmmmm....<br><br>Kids: Hmmm......<br><br>Yami: Who&#039;s that?? *points*<br><br>Joe: OHMYGOSH!! It&#039;s.......STEVE!!!!!!!<br><br>Yami &amp; Yugi: O_O<br><br>Steve: HELLO JOE!!!!!!!!!<br><br>Joe: HI STEVE!<br><br>Steve: Who&#039;s your cute friend?<br><br>Joe: that&#039;s Yami!<br><br>Steve: *goes up to Yugi* Your names Yami? *puts hands on Yugi&#039;s shoulders*<br><br>Yugi: No, I&#039;m Yugi!<br><br>Yami: I&#039;m Yami, now TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF MY AIBOU!<br><br>Steve: *ignores* Wanna play Blue&#039;s Clues?<br><br>Yugi: No, I&#039;m fine.<br><br>Steve: Don&#039;t be stupid! *pulls Yugi to Joe* He&#039;ll be my partner! You can
have that guy *points to Yami*<br><br>Joe: YAY! My friend YAMI!<br><br>Yami: NO!!! *tries to run*<br><br>Joe: *jumps on Yami* ^_^<br><br>Yami: @_@<br><br>Steve: Come on Yugi! Let&#039;s go find the first clue!<br><br>Yugi: HELP ME!!!!<br><br>Yami: YUGI! NO!!! *to Joe* GET OFF ME!!!!<br><br>Joe: ^_^<br><br>Yami: *gets out from under Joe* YUGI! *runs after Yugi*<br><br>Steve: LalalalalalalaLALALALALALALALA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *skips*<br><br>Yugi: *pulling away from Steve*<br><br>Steve: *lets go of Yugi*<br><br>Yugi: *falls*<br><br>Steve: Oh whoops! Sorry Yugi! *advances on Yugi*<br><br>Yugi: NO!! GET AWAY!!! *crawls backward*<br><br>Kids: A CLUE!!<br><br>Steve &amp; Joe: YOU SEE A CLUE!?!?!?!?!?!<br><br>Yugi: *takes advantage of them being distracted and runs away*<br><br>Yami: *crashes into Yugi*<br><br>Yugi: *crashes into Yami*<br><br>Yami: YUGI!<br><br>Yugi: YAMI!<br><br>Joe: Where&#039;s the clue???<br><br>Steve: *spinning in circles* I don&#039;t see it!!!!!<br><br>Joe: -_-;;<br><br>Steve: *grabs Yugi&#039;s arm* I need help!<br><br>Yami: *pulls Yugi into a hug* NO!<br><br>Yugi: WAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br><br>Steve: But he&#039;s MY partner!<br><br>Yami: NO! He&#039;s MY aibou!<br><br>Steve: What&#039;s an aibou???<br><br>Yami: YUGI!<br><br>Yugi: *holding onto Yami for dear life*<br><br>Joe: YAMI! We need to find the clue! *grabs onto Yami&#039;s shoulders*<br><br>Yami: O_O<br><br>Yugi: NO! *hits Joe&#039;s hands* LET GO!<br><br>Joe: *pulls hands away* OW!<br><br>Steve: BLUE!!<br><br>Blue: WOOF!!! *jumps on Yami&#039;s head*<br><br>Yami: AHHH!! GET OFF ME!!!!!! *lets go of Yugi to smack Blue*<br><br>Joe &amp; Steve: *kidnap Yugi*<br><br>Yami: O_O *is all alone*<br><br>Blue: BARK!<br><br>Yami: YOU STUPID DOG!!!!! *kicks Blue*<br><br>Blue: WOOF!!! *draws on sign*<br><br>Sign: *says* I was going to help you find Yugi, but you can forget it now!<br><br>Yami: O_O I&#039;LL DO ANYTHING!!!<br><br>Blue: *writes again*<br><br>Sign: You need to play &quot;Blue&#039;s Clues&quot; *hand motion* to find where Joe and
Steve took Yugi<br><br>Yami: NOOOOOO! NOT &quot;BLUE&#039;S CLUES&quot; *hand motion* *begins crying*<br><br>Blue: BARK!<br><br>Sign: bye bye<br><br>Yami: Now what?<br><br>Kids: A CLUE A CLUE!!!<br><br>Yami: What?<br><br>Kids: A CLUE!!!<br><br>Yami: *turns around* Why is there a blue paw print on this beer bottle??<br><br>Kids: That&#039;s the clue!<br><br>Yami: O_O But a beer bottle??<br><br>Kids: *nod*<br><br>Yami: *shrug* *begins &quot;walking&quot;* Hmmmm.....<br><br>Kids: What Yami????<br><br>Yami: there&#039;s a blue paw print on that sign that say &quot;Jonathan&quot;<br><br>Kids: IT&#039;S A CLUE!<br><br>Yami: I KNOW!<br><br>MS: HELLO YAMI! Where&#039;s Joe?<br><br>Yami: Oh, him and Steve stole my aibou.<br><br>MS: And who would that be?<br><br>Yami: v_v Yugi. v_v<br><br>MS: Hmmm.... Well, I did see Joe walk that way *points to the left*<br><br>Yami: REALLY!!?!?!? Thank you.<br><br>Ms: No prob.<br><br>Yami: *goes outside* Could Yugi be in there? *points to building called
&quot;Jonathan&#039;s Bar&quot; with a BIG paw print on it*<br><br>Kids: YAY!!!<br><br>Blue: BARK BARK!!!<br><br>Sign: Good job Yami! You have found Joe and Steve&#039;s secret lair!<br><br>Yami: ^_^ *walks in*<br><br>Bar: *has ONLY guys in it*<br><br>Yami: o_O Wait a minute.......this is a.........<br><br>Joe &amp; Steve: GAY BAR!!!<br><br>Yami: GAH!! *jumps*<br><br>Yugi: I TOLD YOU ALREADY!! I don&#039;t care about Gay Bars! They don&#039;t make me
nervous, nor do they scare me because I AM GAY!! *struggles against ropes
that hold him to a chair*<br><br>Joe: Look! Two guys kissing!<br><br>Kids: AHH!! MOMMY!!!!!!!! *run away*<br><br>Yami: I thought this was a kids show!<br><br>Joe: Uh...whoops. this is where we hold our NC-17 show! DAMMIT!<br><br>Steve: there there Joe. *gives Joe a hug*<br><br>Yugi: O_O Now THAT makes me SICK!!! *closes eyes* YOU TWO ARE SUPPOSED TO
BE BROTHERS!!!!!!<br><br>Steve: We are!<br><br>Joe: ^_^<br><br>Yugi: O_O *passes out*<br><br>Yami: NOO!!!! *lunges at Joe* DIE SON OF A BITCH!!<br><br>Joe: EEK!!! *girlish scream*<br><br>Steve: Hey!!! *gets kicked* OW!!<br><br>Joe &amp; Steve: *fly out of bar*<br><br>Yugi: YAY!!!<br><br>Yami: *unties Yugi*<br><br>Yami &amp; Yugi: *walk out of Bar*<br><br>Joe: *back to normal* Hey guys! Whatcha doin?<br><br>Steve: WEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!<br><br>Kids: *come back to there places* ^_^<br><br>Yami: o_O<br><br>Steve: WEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!<br><br>Yugi: *hits Steve on the back of the head with a beer bottle* WILL YOU STOP
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