Yami in Blue's Clues Land

By Liz

Yes, it is a sequel thing to "Liz in Blue's Clues Land" ^_^

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Yami: *walking along next to Yugi*

Yugi: Hey Yami, watch out for that TV set!

Yami: TV set??? *smack* OW! *faints*

(4 hours later)

???: Hello? HELLO??

Yami: Ugh....*wakes up* Where am I?

???: You're at my house! Welcome friend!

Yami: O_O Who are you??

???: My name is Joe! And this is my brother's dog Blue!

Yami: *jumps up* GAH!! *pants*

Joe: Looks like someone needs to play a game!

Yami: I do not want to play a game.

Joe: Why not?

Yami: I'm not in the mood.

Joe: COME ON FRIEND!!! ^_^_^

Yami: I am not your friend. My name is Yami

Joe: Okies Yami! Let's go play!

Blue: BARK!

Joe: Your right Blue! We don't know what game we should play!

Blue: WOOF! *puts paw print on screen*

Yami: O_O What the he.........

Joe: HELLO!

Yami: O_O

Joe: That's a good idea, Blue! We'll play "Blue's Clues" *does hand motions* to find out what game we are going to play! ^_^

Yami: What if I don't want to play "Blue's Clues" *does hand motion*

Joe: What?

Yami: I don't wann.......

Joe: WHAT!?

Yami: I DON'T WANT TO..........

Joe: WHAT!?!?!?!

Yami: I ....nevermind.

Joe: Let's go find the first clue! *begins "walking" as background begins to change*

Yami: *isn't moving* O_O What the fu..............

Joe: FUN!!!!!

Yami: NO! NOT "FUN"!!!!! FU........

Joe: FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN!!!!!!!!!

Yami: v_v

Mr. Salt (MS): Hello Joe!

Joe: HELLO!

MS: Whatcha doing Joe? And who's your new friend.

Joe: That's YAMI and I'm looking for "Blue's Clues." *hand motion*

Yami: *crosses arms* I am not your friend.

Joe: Don't be silly YAMI *smacks Yami on the back*

Yami: OW *falls forward*

Joe: HAHAHAHA!!! ^_^_^_^

Yami: *rubbing back* That's not funnny

MS: I need help Joe and Yami! Will you help me?

Joe: Sure!

Yami: No way in he..............

Joe: HELLO!

Yami: ........................

MS: I need help baking the cake! And I need one half cup of sugar!

Joe: ^_^ We can help

Yami: No, YOU can help, I'm going to find a way back home. *tries to leave*

Joe: Don't be silly YAMI *pulls on Yami's jacket*

Yami: *falls backward*

Joe: We need your help! Which one is a half cup?

First Cup: 1/3 cup

Second Cup: 1/2 cup

Third Cup: 1,000,000,000,000 cups

Yami: *rolls eyes* I dunno, which one could it be. Hmmmm this is hard.....NOT

Joe: Hmmmmm....... *deep in thought*

Yami: WHAT THE HE.......

Joe: HELLO!!

Yami: WILL YOU STOP THAT!!!!?!?!?!?!

Joe: Hmm.......maaaaaaaaybe!

Yami: GAH!! *pulls on hair*

Joe: That can't be healthy....*shakes finger*

Yami: v_v

Kids: A CLUE A CLUE!!

Joe: I know Yami's jackets blue.

Kids: No.........a CLUE

Joe: OH! You see a CLUE! WHERE!?!?!?!?!

Yami: *sees clue* It's right there *points to a soccer ball*

Joe: WHERE!?!?!? *looks wrong way*

Yami: *grabs Joe's head and turns it to the soccer ball* THERE!

Joe: OOOOHHH!!!!! Look kids! I found a clue!

Yami: You wish you could have found it.

Joe: ^_^

Yami: I figured out Blue's Clues. The dog wants us to play soccer.

Joe: Maybe. But I think we need to find the other two clues.

Yami: NO WE DON'T!

Joe: We need our handy dandy.............NOTEBOOK!

Yami: What the he....

Joe: HELLO!

Yami: ....is the "handy-dandy notebook"?

Joe: It's this! *pulls out notebook*

Yami: What is that for???

Joe: Keeping track of CLUES

Yami: I could remember in my head.

Joe: WOW! That's a neat talent

Yami: Anyone can do it. Even you.......no wait, scratch that. Anyone EXCEPT you could do it.

Joe: Why thank you Yami. I feel special.

Yami: .........................why me?

Joe: Why you what?

Yami: NEVERMIND!

Joe: Well, we still haven't figured out which cup is 1/2 cup!

Yami: Isn't it obvious?

Joe: Hmmmmmmm......NO! Kids? Can you help us??

Kids: OKAY! ^_^

Joe: ^_^

Yami: v_v

Joe: I think it's the third one!

Third Cup: 1,000,000,000,000 cups

Yami: No, it's the middle one!

Second Cup: 1/2 cup

Joe: THIRD!

Yami: SECOND!

Joe: THIRD!

Yami: FORGET IT! I KNOW IT'S THE SECOND ONE!!

Joe: IT'S THE THIRD ONE!

MS: Actually, it's the second one.

Yami: Haha =P Told you.

Joe: Whatever. Now let's go find the second clue! *"walks"*

Yami: *crosses arms*

Joe: OHMYGOSH! LOOK! *points to rooftop*

Yami: What? *looks*

Joe: Blue's about to fall off the roof!

Yami: So?

Joe: SO!?!?!? We need to save her! *runs to catch Blue, but ends up crashing into the side of the house* @_@

Yami: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean, "Oh how sad!" *fake tears*

Joe: @_@

Blue: *falls off rooftop*

Joe: @_@.......BLUE!!!!!!!!!!! *extends hands*

Blue: *hits ground*

Yami: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!! SHE'S ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE HOUSE YOU MORON!!!!!!!!

Joe: NOO!!!

Blue: *is a pancake since this show can't show real violence* @_@

Yami: v_v I miss Yugi. v_v

Joe: Who's Yugi???

Yami: WHO'S YUGI!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!! He's my aibou!! I miss him! v_v

Joe: Oh well! Cheer up Yami! You have me!

Yami: *suddenly became very sick* No, you don't understand. I LOVE Yugi..so...

Joe: So..

Yami: -_-;; I could never be in THAT KIND of relationship with YOU!

Joe: You love me? I'm flattered.

Yami: NO! I LOVE YUGI! NOT YOU!!!! *begins hitting his head against the side of the house* WHY *smack* WON'T *smack* ANYONE *smack* LEAVE *smack* ME *smack* ALONE!!!!!!!! *smack*

Joe: Don't hurt yourself Yami! *tries to give Yami a hug*

Yami: O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O *hits Joe away from him* LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!!! *runs off*

Joe: *to Blue* We need to find him Blue!

Blue: Woof!

Joe: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

Yami: SHUT UP AND GO AWAY!!!!!!

Joe: But Yami!!!!!!!!

Yami: GO!!!!

Joe: NO YAMI! You need help! And I've got the psychiatrist on speed-dial! *pulls out cell phone* Hello Dr. Dev! Yes, it's me again! No! This time my friend needs help!

Yami: O_O I DO NOT NEED HELP! I NEEDYUGI!

Joe: *to phone* You can take him now? House call? OKIES!

Yami: *faints* @_@

(On hour later)

Dr. Dev: Hello Yami.

Yami: *wakes up* O_O *jumps back*

Dr. Dev: My name is Dr. Dev, and I'm here to help you.

Joe: Yeah! He help a lot! I mean, look how I turned out!!

Yami: O_O AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! *banishes Dr. Dev to the shadow realm*

Joe: Huh? Now where did Dr. Dev go???

Yami: AND YOUR NEXT! *banishes Joe* *sigh* Now to find a way home.

Joe: *walks in* Hey Yami!

Yami: GAH!!!!

Joe: Could you believe that I got $40 for free??

Yami: No,

Joe: Well, that ugly guy at the place you sent me said "I'll do anything! Here, here's $40! JUST LEAVE!!" Then I ended up back here!

Kids: A CLUE! A CLUE!!

Joe: I don't know what Yami needs to do.

Yami: huh??

Kids: NO, A CLUE!

Joe: OH! You see a CLUE!?!?!? WHERE?!?!?!

Yami: There *points to soccer goal*

Joe: Where *is looking DIRECTLY AT the clue*

Yami: In front of your face you MORON!

Joe: All I see is a soccer goal

Yami: ARG!!!!! THAT IS THE CLUE!!!

Joe: REALLY!?!?!?! Wow. I wonder where Blue is going with these clues??? Oh well! I guess we have to find the third clue.

(In real world)

Jounouchi (Jono): Hey look! Yami's on Blue's Clues!

Yugi: YAMI!?!??! *clues himself to TV screen*

Anzu: And he just told the world he loves you, Yugi. *becomes very sad* BUT I LOOOOOVE YAMI!!!! *cries*

Yugi: o_O?? *turns to TV screen* YAMI!!! Don't do anything stupid!

Honda: He just banished a psychiatrist to the shadow realm

Yugi: -_-;;

Jono: And by the looks of it, he's going to do something else stupid.

(in Blue's Clues)

Yami: *raging angry*

Joe: Tralalalalalalalalala!!!!! *skipping through patch of flowers* Come join me Yami!

Yami: I WOULD NEVER DO THAT!!!!!!!!!!

Joe: Why not? Would you if Yugi asked?

Yami: What are you saying....

Joe: I'm not saying anything! *grabs Yami's arm* Now come on!!! *pulls Yami into flower patch*

Yami: AHH!! LET GO OF ME!!!!!!!! *tries pulling arm away*

Joe: Tralalalalalalalalala!!!!!!!!!!

Yami: *pulls away* HAHA!!! *falls into flower patch* Ow.

Joe: *giggling*

Yami: STUPID FLOWERS!! I'M ALLERGIC TO FLOWERS!!! *sneeze*

Joe: Poor Yami! You need to go lay in bed and rest!

Yami: I *sneeze* Do not need to "lay in *sneeze* bed." That is for sick and weak people. *sneeze*

Joe: But Yami! You are sick!

Yami: NO! *sneeze* I just need to get away from these *sneeze* FLOWERS! *runs away*

Kids: A CLUE A CLUE!!!!!!

Joe: I know Yami's feeling blue.

Kids: No, A CLUE!

Joe: YOU SEE A CLUE!?!?!?! *desperately searches for clue*

Yami: *sneeze* it's that soccer jersey!

Joe: REALLY!?!?!? OHMYGOSH!

Yami: What?? *sneeze*

Joe: We have all three clues! You know what that means?

Yami: We stop playing the game?

Joe: NO! We sit in our......

Kids: THINKING CHAIR!!!

Joe: Right!

Yami: NONONONONONONONONONONO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joe: YEAH!!

Yami: *falls on ground and grabs hold of a rock* YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!!

Joe: *grabs Yami's legs* Come on Yami!!! ^_^ *drags Yami to thinking chair*

Yami: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Inside house)

Joe: So we have a soccer ball, a soccer goal, and a soccer jersey!

Yami: Duh.

Joe: What game does Blue want us to play?

Yami: *rolls eyes* I dunno. Maybe Soccer???

Joe: NO! Basketball!

Yami: NO! NO! NO! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joe: Someone needs to work on their temper!

Yami: GAH!!! *gets idea* I KNOW! I'll just return to the puzzle! *goes back into soul room and emerges next to Yugi*

Yugi: YAMI! *gives Yami a BIG hug*

Yami: Yugi! *hugs back*

Jono: Well, everything's back to normal.

Anzu: *crying*

Honda: Come on guys, let's leave them alone. *leaves*

Anzu: WAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! *leaves*

Jono: *leaves*

Yami: I had the worst time without you!

Yugi: I know

Yami: How?

Yugi: We watched you on TV

Yami: O_O *faints*





TBC