Thinking of You
By Liz
Yay! An update!
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Voice: Previously on Yu-Gi-Oh!!!
Mr. Judge Guy: Remember your numbers!
Duelist 1- Seto Kaiba
Seto: *smirks*
Duelist 2- Joey Wheeler
Joey: Hey, why is Kaiba the first one!?
Duelist 3- Yugi Mutou
Yugi: Yay! *hugs Millennium Puzzle*
Duelist 4- Mai Valentine
Mai: Time to kick some ass!
Duelist 5- Namu Randomlastname (Malik)
Malik: Hahaha! I’m number 5!
Duelist 6- Ryou Bakura (Bakura)
Bakura: *totally fake* Oh my! Number 6!
Duelist 7- Malik Ishtar (Odion)
Odion: …
Duelist 8- Not Appearing
Mr. Judge Guy: Now to randomly choose the duel! *something happens* Number 3 vs. Number 6!
Bakura: *raises eyebrow* …Let’s just start this! I play Dark Necrofear in attack mode.
Yami: HELP MEEEEE!!!
Bakura: O_o What now!?
Yami: MONSTER!
Bakura: O_o? Haven’t you dueled with these things before?
Yami: …well…aibou found all the locator cards…
Seto: WHAT!?
Yami: …so we haven’t dueled before…
Bakura: What’s going on!?
Music: *begins playing*
Bakura: ???
Yugi: *singing* So many nights I sit by my window…Waiting for someone to sing me his song…
Bakura: O_O
Yami: *sings back* So many dreams I kept deep inside me…Alone in the dark but now…
Yugi & Yami: You've come along…
Bakura: This isn’t karaoke! We’re dueling!!
Seto: Who ordered that music to be played!? Whoever it is, FIRE HIM!
Mr. Judge Guy: Yes sir! *turns to some guy* You’re fired! By order of Mr. Kaiba!
Some Guy: Alright v_v. *turns off music*
Yami: *stops singing*
Yugi: *blink*
Wind: *blows really hard*
Bakura: Huh? *gets blown around* Ahhh! *gets blown off side of blimp* AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: *GASP*
Seto: *looks over edge* I guess he’s disqualified. *turns to Mr. Judge Guy* Well?
Mr. Judge Guy: Ummm…the winner of the first duel in the Battle City Finals is Yugi Mutou!
Yami: OH MY GOSH! Yugi! You WON!
Yugi: I did!? OH MY GOSH! *hugs Yami*
Yami: *hugs Yugi* ^_________^
Odion: *looking out window* *hears scream* What’s that? *opens window*
Bakura: *lands in Odion’s arms* X_x
Odion: Oh dear. *puts Bakura on bed*
*Insert Lame Starting here*
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Mr. Judge Guy: The next duel shall be Number 2 vs. Number 7!
Joey: Huh? Hey! That’s me!
Odion: And me...
Joey: You!? I’m gunna kick your ass!! You better get ready to lose you freak!
Odion: *walks away*
Joey: You hear me!?!?!?! I’M TALKING TO YOU!!!
Tea: -_-;;
Joey: *blink* Hey, where’s Yugi?
Tea: *looks around* He was here just a minute ago...
Otogi: Where do you think he ran off to?
Joey: *shrug*
Tea: Oh no...
Joey: What?
Tea: You think he went somewhere with Yami?
Joey: Erm...
Otogi: ...
Seto: Are you three finished? I need to close off this area so I can disinfect all areas touched by this dog.
Joey: Kaiba!! I am not a dog!
Seto: Psh. I could have sworn you were. *walks away*
Mokuba: Seto! *runs after him*
Joey: I hate that guy!
Tea: Forget him Joey. We need to go find Yugi!
Joey: Yeah!
Otogi: Right!
Tristan: Is it just me, or did everyone forget that Joey has to still duel?
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Malik: Excellent! My plan is working perfectly!
Odion: Yes Master.
Malik: All you need to do is wipe the floor with Joey Wheeler and eliminate him from the tournament!
Odion: Yes Master.
Malik: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Joey: Maybe he’s in here *opens door*
Tea: *GASP*
Otogi: It’s Ryou...
Tea: Poor Ryou...
Ryou: x_X
Joey: He’s not in here! Come on guys!
Tea: Wait! Don’t you have any sympathy for your friend?
Joey: Yes I do...it’s very tragic and I hope he gets better...now let’s go!
Tea: -_-;;
Otogi: *waves* Bye Ryou!
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Mai: *walking around* *looks at cards* With
this deck, I shall become the champion of
Yugi: I’m glad you’re here!
Mai: *hides behind a corner* O_o?
Yami: I’m glad you’re here!
Yugi: *hugs Yami* Mmmm...I love you Yami.
Yami: *hugs back* I love you too, Yugi.
Mai: *blushes* O_O
Tea: *walks up behind Mai* Hey Mai!
Mai: SHHH!!! *points*
Tea: *looks* O_O! Ahhh!
Joey: What is it...*sees* Oh no!
Otogi: *smacks head*
Mai: What?
Tea: We knew this was happening...
Mai: What? What’s wrong?
Joey: That. *points*
Mai: What’s wrong with it?
Tea: They’re so wrapped up in eachother, they don’t know what’s going on in the real world.
Mai: O_o?
Joey: Watch. *throws a rock next to them*
Yami & Yugi: *don’t notice*
Joey: See.
Mai: o_O?
Tea: Watch this too. *puts hands next to her mouth* HEY YUGI!!!!!
Yugi: *doesn’t notice*
Tea: Yup, out of it.
Mai: That’s very strange.
Otogi: You’re telling me.
Mai: Well, I don’t feel like intruding on this private moment...I’m leaving. *walks away*
Tea: We should do something!
Joey: But what?
Otogi: *shrug*
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(Next morning)
Mr. Judge Guy: Let the duel begin!
Joey: I’m gunna beat you!
Odion: I would like to see you try.
Joey: I won’t need to try!!
Odion: ...
Tea: This is going to be one strange duel...
Otogi: Yes.
Tristan: ...
Tea: Where’s Yugi?
Otogi: Probably still in bed. I haven’t seen him all morning...
Tea: In bed...?
Otogi: ...uhhh....
Tea: ....O_O
Otogi: OH NO!
Tea & Otogi: *run away*
Tristan: ...
Mai: O_o?
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Tea & Otogi: *run up to Yugi’s door*
Tea: *sigh* Go ahead, Otogi...open it.
Otogi: But I don’t want to! You open it!
Tea: ...fine. *opens door*
Otogi: O_O
Tea: O_O
Yugi: *sleeping*
Yami: *sleeping*
Tea: *breathes sigh of relief*
Otogi: *does same* For a second there...
Tea: Don’t say anymore...
Yugi: *asleep in bed*
Yami: *asleep sitting on ground, head against bed*
Yugi: *slowly wakes up*
Tea: O_O
Otogi: O_O
Yugi: *looks at Yami* ^_^ *strokes Yami’s hair*
Tea: o_O
Yugi: I love you Yami. More than you’ll ever know...
Yami: *smiles in sleep*
Otogi: Not good.
Tea: What?
Otogi: They’re getting even closer...
Tea: ...
Otogi: Now he’s gunna be even more distant...
Tea: We need to separate them!
Otogi: Yeah!
Tea & Otogi: *leave room*
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Joey: Where were you guys! I totally just won!
Tea: Yeah...
Otogi: That’s great...
Joey: And Malik’s not really Malik...he’s Odion...and Namu is really Malik...
Tea: Uh huh...
Otogi: Lovely...
Joey: And he’s really evil and he’s become more evil!
Tea: Yup...
Otogi: Beautiful...
Joey: O_o? What happened to you guys?
Tea: *sigh* Yugi totally loves Yami...
Joey: We know this already...
Tea: No...REALLY loves Yami...
Joey: And...?
Otogi: He’s becoming more isolated...
Joey: o_O?
Tea: Yeah, I mean, we were standing right there carrying on normal conversation and he didn’t even look at us.
Joey: ...
Otogi: We have to separate them!
Joey: But the last time that happened, Yugi went crazy...
(Flashback)
Otogi: LET GO OF ME!!!
Yugi: *hugging Otogi* No! I like hugging things and pretending they’re Yami!
Otogi: I’M NOT YAMI!
Yugi: *hugs tighter*
Otogi: AUGH!
(End Flashback)
Joey: ...
Tea: Yeah, he’s right...maybe we shouldn’t do that...
Yugi: *appears* Hey guys!
Otogi: O_O
Tea: O_O
Yugi: *hugs Millenium Puzzle* Yami’s really tired se he decided to sleep. ^^
Tea: *looks at Joey* Riiiiight...
Yugi: So, what’s going on? Did Yami miss anything?
Joey: I won the second duel on Battle City Finals!
Yugi: COOL! Who won the first?
Otogi: O_o
Tea: o_O
Joey: Uhh...you did?
Yugi: ME!? WOW!!!!
Joey: -_-;; Yes.
Yugi: Nah. I bet Yami did. Yami is so great! ^^
Seto: *walks by* Yugi...*sneer*
Yugi: Hello Kaiba! ^^ Yami’s sleeping!
Seto: What? I do not care for this “Yami”. All I care about is defeating you in this tournament!
Yugi: *not listening* Huh? What did you say? I was too busy listening to the Yami’s breathing. He’s sleeping peacefully in the puzzle right now ^^.
Seto: O_o? I do not care! Now, I shall leave to prepare for any dueling that might happen. *walks away*
Joey: ...that guy has some serious mental issues.
Tea: ...
Otogi: Yeah, like someone we know...*looks at Yugi*
Yugi: ^______^
Joey: Yeah...
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(At Dinner)
Joey: Mmmmm...FOOD *shovels food in mouth*
Tea: Gross.
Joey: *stops* What!?
Tea: -_-;; Nothing
Joey: *continues*
Yugi: *stares at food*
Tea: O_o
Otogi: *taps Tea’s shoulder*
Tea: o_O What?
Otogi: What do you think Yugi’s thinking about?
Tea: ...I don’t want to know.
Joey: *stops and looks at Tea* Hey, don’t Yugi and Yami have this, mind link thing? Like, where they can talk to eachother even when the other isn’t around?
Tea: Oh yeah!
Yugi: *smiles at table*
Otogi: What are we supposed to do about that?
Tea: What can we do?
Otogi: *shrug*
Seto: *sitting at the end of table* This is why I’m really regretting the organized dinners...WILL YOU ALL STOP TALKING NONSENSE!?
Tea: O_o
Seto: *coughs* All of your insane claims of mind links and other Yugis is frustrating me.
Joey: But you were there when Yami appea—
Seto: FRUSTRATING ME
Joey: O_O
Seto: ...now talk about REASONABLE things...
Mai: I agree. I’m not really believing the mind link thing...but there are two Yugis...or at least one, and some other guy who looks a lot like Yugi.
Malik: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Everyone: O_o
Malik: I do not have to pretend to be nice to you all now! AHA! Cause I am MALIK! Not NAMU!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Everyone: O_o
Malik: *turns yami*
Dark Malik: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Everyone: -_-;;
Dark Malik: ...
Everyone: *returns to eating*
Dark Malik: ...*walks away*
Tea: ...so anyways. What are we going to do?
Otogi: I have no idea.
Tea: Well, separating them is a big no-no...so....
Otogi: *shrug*
Yugi: *lifts head* *monotone voice* Separating who...
Tea: O_O Uhhh...Joey and Kaiba! It’s so fun to watch them fight! So separating them isn’t good!
Yugi: ...okay! ^_^ Yami was worried that you were going to separate us! *monotone* You wouldn’t do that...ever...
Tea: O_O
Yugi: *goes back to staring at food*
Joey: What about me and Kaiba?
Tea: Nothing.
Seto: There better be nothing. And what did I say about all this nonsense!? No more talk of Yugi Mutou.
Tea: But—
Seto: NO! No more talk of Yugi Mutou!
Tea: ...
Otogi: Yeah, so, that sky...it sure is blue...
Tea: Yeah...very blue...like ice...
Joey: ...like Kaiba’s personality...*glares at Seto*
Seto: *returns glare*
Joey: *returns to eating*
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Liz: Oki, that’s the end of that ^^
Yami: Psh.
Liz: o_O Send me comments! Chingchong221@cox.net
