The 6:00 News

By Liz

LOOK! I'm BORED! So........I'm gunna write a new fanfic! PARTY! *dance*

You could TOTALLY guess what this ficcie is about....so.....ON WITH THE STORY!!

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(Music Plays)

Yugi: Hello and welcome to the evening news. I'm Yugi.....and this is......

Bakura: BAKURA!

Yugi: Yes, and Bakura. The top story for tonight is the big Duel Monsters Championship!

Bakura: Why is THAT the top story? Why not MURDER or something?

Yugi: There weren't any murders in Domino City.

Bakura: ..........excuse me. *leaves*

Yugi: O_o?? Okay, well, back to our top story. Ryou Bakura is live at Kaiba Land where he is interviewing some participants. Ryou?

Ryou: *on a screen* Yes.

Yugi: Tell us about the Duel Monsters Championship.

Ryou: Oh yeah. Well, I'm here at Kaiba Land where Seto Kaiba is holding yet ANOTHER tournament. And just my luck! Seto is right next to me!

Seto: What do you want.

Ryou: How is the tournament going?

Seto: Fine.........

Ryou: .........

Seto: .......

Ryou: .........well.......that's all. Back to you, Yugi and Bakura.....

Yugi: *blink*

Random Guy: *hands Yugi a paper*

Yugi: *reads paper* Oh my! We have breaking news people! There has been a murder in Domino City!

Bakura: *runs in* MURDER!? COOL! *is covered in blood*

Yugi: O_O

Bakura: What?

Yugi: Uhhh.....nothing. It seems that the mean bully from down the street named Ukido has been killed! We have a reporter running down there right now!

Ryou: *appears on screen gasping for air*

Yugi: Ryou! What's it like there at the murder scene?

Ryou: Well......Yugi....*deep breath* There is blood everywhere!

Yugi: We can see that.

Ryou: They can!? Isn't this supposed to be censored? *scatters around*

Yugi: Uhhh.......we'll come back to that. *shuffles papers* Next story! Um....Bakura? Do you know what the next story is?

Bakura: Yes! HA! *clears throat* Man arrested for eating another man!

Yugi: O_O

Bakura: Yes folks! It was horrible! But, he was released the next day because.....well......he escaped......but that's not the point! The point is, he ate another man! Details at 10.

Yugi: O_O

Bakura: Uhh.....It's time for the Weather! Yes.....weather! Umm...who does the weather again?

Yugi: O_O

Bakura: Nevermind! Weather person! Do the weather!

Tristan: ............MY NAME IS TRISTAN!

Bakura: Fine! Whatever!

Tristan: *adjusts clothing* Okay. *points to a sun* Today it was hot and sunny! Um...tomorrow...there will be Rain! *points to a rain cloud* Then, there will be a TORNADO! *points to a tornado*

Yugi: Freakish weather patterns! But thank you Tristan!

Tristan: ^_~

Yugi: Next story! Are your children downloading music illegally off the internet?

Bakura: Why is that illegal!?

Yugi: Because it's causing the music industries to lose thousands of dollars!

Bakura: More for me then!

Yugi: We take you live to a music store with Joey!

Joey: *fighting with some kid* It's MINE! I SAW IT FIRST!

Yugi: Joey? JOEY!?

Joey: What? *drops CD*

Kid: *runs off with CD*

Joey: DAMMIT!

Yugi: -_-;; You're on.

Joey: Oh! Okay. Well.......kids! Stop stealing music! It's bad!

Yugi: .......

Joey: And stay in school!

Yugi: DO THE STORY!

Joey: EEP! Ah yes! The story! Well, it was horrible! The guy just ATE the other guy!

Yugi: Do YOUR story!

Joey: Huh? Oh right. Well, people are taking music off the internet and it's causing many people to lose money! And now, police are starting to arrest people who have downloaded several million songs!

Yugi: ......

Joey: What? What did I do now?

Yugi: Nothing.

Police: *walk up to Joey* I'm sorry sir, but you are under arrest for the copying, selling, and distribution of illegally downloaded music.

Joey: Eh!? NOOO!!

Police: *drag Joey away*

Yugi: O_O

Bakura: HAHAHA! My turn! Guy BRUTALLY murdered behind a bookstore! His arm was ripped off his shoulder, blood was everywhere! And his leg was broken into several pieces! And there was--MMMMFFHH!!

Yugi: *covers Bakura's mouth* ENOUGH!

Bakura: *crosses arms* *pouts*

Yugi: Alright. Next story. NO MURDERS.

Bakura: v_v

Yugi: There was a new store opened next to my Grandpa's shop! DON'T GO THERE!

Bakura: ...........

Yugi: ^_^

Bakura: NEXT STORY! Yami, the king of games and EX-Pharaoh, LOST A DUEL!

Yugi: NO!

Bakura: YES!

Yugi: *GASP*

Bakura: And you know who he lost it to?

Yugi: who!?

Bakura: Your MOM! AHAHAHA!

Yugi: REALLY!? I didn't know my mom played Duel Monsters!

Yami: *on screen* DON'T LISTEN TO HIM YUGI! *points microphone at camera*

Yugi: Okay Yami!

Yami: And by the way. What's my segment about again?

Yugi: Mass murders.....wait........

Bakura: Nyahahaha!

Yugi: We didn't have mass murders when we started the show!

Bakura: I know!

Yugi: Whatever. Do your segment Yami.

Yami: Alrighty! There have been mass murders throughout the quiet town of Domino! People have been BRUTALLY murdered and slaughtered!

Yugi: WHY!?

Yami: *shrug* I'm not the investigator, I'm the reporter.

Yugi: -_-;; And as a reporter, it is your job to FIND the investigators, and interview them!

Yami: Well, do you SEE anyone around here!?

Yugi: No......

Yami: *crosses arms* I rest my case.

Yugi: .......

Screen: *goes blank*

Yugi: Is it just me or is this new news job turning out badly.....

Bakura: It's just you.

Yugi: Alright. Let's go back to Ryou.

Ryou: Hey there Yugi!

Yugi: Do you have news about Ukido's death?

Ryou: Um, no, but we did solve the censoring problem! See! *everything is blurred out*

Yugi: We can't see anything.

Ryou: Exactly!

Yugi: What-ever!

Bakura: I think we need an update on the weather! Tasha?

Tristan: It's TRISTAN!

Bakura: Whatever Teesha, just do the weather.

Tristan: .........There will be a giant fire in the news station. *points to fire cloud* Everyone will survive with the exception of Bakura.

Bakura: O_O

Yugi: ........

Bakura: It's a good thing Tia's weather predictions never come true.

Yugi: -_-;;

Bakura: Onto the next story! Giant water pipe thing exploded or something. This happened all the way in the USA in a state called Arizona, in a little city called "Phoenix".

Yugi: It made world news?

Bakura: No, just our station. I was bored. We take you there live with Ryou.

Ryou: *appears on screen* Oh my word! How did I end up all the way over here?

Bakura: There's a story in AZ, film it........FILM IT NOW!

Ryou: Okay! Umm.....that pipe thing behind me, like, blew up or something. Now there's water on the freeway and junk.

Liz: I live here!

Ryou: Yeah, and she lives there.

Liz: ^_^

Bakura: Right.

Yugi: *receives paper* OH MY GOSH! We have breaking news! It seems that the building has caught on fire!

Bakura: HAHAHA!

Yugi: O_O

Bakura: I mean.......uh oh........AHHHH! LATRISHA'S WEATHER PREDICTION CAME TRUE!!

Tristan: *runs in with lighter* It's TRISTAN! *chases Bakura*

Bakura: AHHH!! *runs away*

Yugi: -_-;; So this ends our segment. Tune in at 10 for more updates on Domino City news. Until then, I'm Yugi......

Bakura: *running* And I'm Bakura AHHHH!!

Tristan: DIE!!

Bakura: EEP!

Yugi: Bye!

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Liz: ^_~ ^_~

Yami: I had a minor role! *cries*

Liz: HAHA

Okay, so I got bored. So what? Hehehe.

REVIEW ANYWAY! ^_^