Kaiba Meets his Conscience
By Liz
Well well. How’s everyone liking the whole website thingy? Hehe. It’s better than HIDING IN FEAR on ff.net! Hehe
Remember, this is 5 years AFTER the series, so Kaiba’s like, 21.
Chapter 5! WOW! That many already!? Hehe
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~Alright! Time to go home!~
Seto: …
~What’s the matter Seto?~
Seto: …nothing. Nothing at all…
~Come on Seto! I know something’s bothering you?~
Seto: Oh no…of course not…
~Yes there is! I can tell! You’re not happy that you’re coming home from the hospital when you should be! What’s bothering you?~
Seto: If you MUST know…it’s YOU
~Me?~
Seto: Yes, you. It’s always you. Haven’t you figured it out yet? There is usually nothing wrong with me until you start talking.
~Seto, I think you’re just twisting everything around.~
Seto: No, no I am not! YOU ARE!!!!
Joey: *walks up*
Seto: ^^
~NO!!!~
Joey: *hands Seto coffee* I brought you coffee Seto! ^^
Seto: Thank you LOVE
~NOOOOOO!!!~
Seto: *sips coffee* So, what is on today’s agenda?
Joey: Well…*takes out planner* You have written here… “10:00…Beat Yugi’s ass…11:00…Beat Yugi’s ass again. 12:00…Destroy Yugi.” …I’m not liking your planner…
Seto: What? IT’S A GOOD PLANNER!
Joey: ^^;; I mean what’s in it.
Seto: Oh.
~See! He’s trying to get you to change your ways!~
Seto: Be quiet!
~Why? You know I’m right.~
Seto: YOU ARE NOT!
~ -_-;;~
Joey: *erases what’s in the planner*
Seto: O_o
Joey: Now, we need to get you a life…
Seto: Hey! I have a life! It consists of Destroying Yugi, Loving my puppy,
taking care of Mokuba…
Joey: …uhhh…he moved out a while ago…
Seto: WHAT!? No wonder I haven’t seen him around…oh well…and running my company! Oh, and destroying Yugi…did I leave anything out?
Joey: -_-;; No, not at all…
~You know, if you were ACTUALLY gay…which you’re not…then it might seem that you are a bit…obsessive with this Yugi guy…and that you might be crushing on him…~
Seto: WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!
~*shrug* That’s what I would think…but we all know you’re not gay and that you love women~
Seto: I DO NOT!!!!!!
Joey: O_O
Seto: AUGH! LEAVE ME ALONE! *runs away*
Joey: v_v
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Seto: *walking along street* *hangs head down*
~Seto, what’s wrong now?~
Seto: I don’t know.
~Are you having emotional problems? Because all growing boys have these hormone problems that cause…~
Seto: NO! I’m freaking 21, why would I be having those kind of problems now!?
~*shrug* Late bloomer?~
Seto: …I’m not even going to discuss this with you.
~Come on Seto! If you don’t talk things over with me, who are you going to talk too?~
Seto: My puppy…
~Oh! When did we get a dog?~
Seto: I MEAN JOEY YOU IDIOT!
~…~
Yugi: *walks by*
Seto: ???? AHA! *runs up to Yugi* *stops suddenly* WTF!?
~What?~
Seto: THERE ARE TWO YUGI’S!?
~Well well, isn’t that a surprise~
Seto: *blink*
Yugi: ^^ *hugs other version of himself*
Seto: O_o
~O_o~
Yami: *sees Seto* Kaiba…
Seto: O_o Do I know you?
~Wait, he looks familiar…~
Seto: What do you mean familiar!? I’ve only known one Yugi!
~No…this is the Yugi you duel…~
Yami: *gives Seto a strange look* Okay…Yugi, let’s get away from him…I think Kaiba’s lost it…
Yugi: Okay…
Seto: WAIT!?
Yami: What?
Seto: Who ARE you!?
Yami: …-_-;;; The Pharaoh that you keep denying existence…
Seto: O_o
Yami: …in other words…Yami.
Seto: ….
Yami: Now, we’re going to leave…
Seto: Bye. *walks different direction*
~…~
Seto: Did you know about that?
~No. I merely know what you know.~
Seto: So you know I’m gay…
~YOU ARE NOT!~
Seto: ...
~...~
Seto: ...well, I need to stop at work.
~Why’s that?~
Seto: *glare at random person* Why would I need to tell you? Of all people!?
~Because you and me are friends!~
Seto: Psh, I would rather jump off a cliff onto jagged rocks before I befriended you.
~You would jump off a cliff onto jagged rocks for me? That’s sweet! A little violent, but sweet!~
Seto: NO. *walks faster*
~Are you sure you’re alright?~
Seto: SHUT UP
~But how are we going to solve this little problem of yours if you keep shutting me out?~
Seto: I HAVE NO PROBLEM
Some Lady: *walks by* o_O
Seto: *glare*
Some Lady: *runs away*
~Seto, I think we need to work on your problem with upsetting people.~
Seto: I think we should work on your “existing” problem.
~???~
Seto: ...
~Well, here we are at your work. Now, what was it that you needed to get from here?~
Seto: That is none of your business. *enters building*
~Of course it’s my business, Seto. Everything about your life is my business. You and me are one. One.~
Seto: No. You and I are separate entities. Separate entities.
~-_-;;~
Seto: *shuffles through papers on desk*
~...what did you need to get?~
Seto: NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS
~Calm down!~
Seto: ...
~Let’s go home~
Seto: Fine. Seeing as I can’t find what it was I was looking for.
~!!! What was it???~
Seto: ...some business stuff you wouldn’t be interested in.
~...~
Seto: Oh look. My secretary.
~Why don’t you date her? She’s a lot better than that man you’re dating!~
Seto: NO ONE IS BETTER THAN MY PUPPY!
~She’d be much better than your, ahem, “puppy”. And why do you refer to him as “puppy”? That is quite dirty if you think about it.~
Seto: O_O I can’t believe you just said that.
~What?~
Seto: Nevermind. I found something dirtier. *sends mental images of his honeymoon to the conscience*
~AUUUGHHH!!! MY EYES!!!!!~
Seto: MWAHAHAHAHA—okay done.
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Seto: *walks in* JOEY! I’M HOME!
Joey: *runs out* Hey there sexy!
~AUUUGH!~
Seto: *hugs Joey* I missed you.
Joey: I missed you too.
Seto: *takes out planner*
Joey: What are you doing?
~Yeah, what are you doing?~
Seto: I’m crossing out Yugi’s name.
Joey: You’re going to leave him alone!?
Seto: Sort of. I’m rewriting the name “Yami” next to it.
Joey: -_-;;
~...~
Seto: I found out that there were two Yugis. And I also discovered something else on the planner.
Joey: What?
Seto: *picks up Joey* This. *kisses him*
Joey: *kisses back*
~STOP AUUUGHH!!~
Seto: *carries Joey up to his bedroom*
~AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~
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~O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O~
Seto: *holding Joey in his arms*
Joey: ^_^
Seto: That was...
Joey: ...wonderful.
~NO IT WASN’T!!! THAT WAS THE MOST AWFUL THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!! Oh no...I think I’m going to pass out. HELP ME!!!~
Seto: ...
Joey: *sleeping*
~SETO HELP ME!!!~
Seto: DIE
~AUUUGH!!!~
Seto: ...
~...~
Seto: ...?
~...~
Seto: ...???????
~...~
Seto: !!!!!
~...~
Seto: *cheers*
~...hey!~
Seto: O_O
~I’m alive!~
Seto: ...dammit!
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(The Next Morning)
Seto: *sitting in office* *humming*
~WE NEED TO TALK!!~
Seto: ACK! *falls out of chair*
~...~
Seto: About what you moron!?
~ABOUT YOUR ACTIVITIES LAST NIGHT!!~
Seto: I do not need to discuss anything with you. If you haven’t noticed, you have invaded my personal life and I would appreciate if you would stay out of it.
~...YOU CANNOT KEEP ME AWAY! I AM A PART OF YOU! NOW BE QUIET AND LISTEN!!!~
Seto: *crosses arms*
~Okay, so you marry him. FINE. You kiss him once is a while. FINE. You hug him and say that you love him. FINE. BUT WHEN YOU DO EXTREMELY INTAMITE THINGS WITH HIM WHILE I AM CONSCIOUS. THAT IS NOT FINE!!!!~
Seto: You sound like you’re scolding a 16 year-old girl after she ran off and got pregnant. If you haven’t noticed, again, I am 21, and I am married. *points to wedding band* And besides, I thought you would be happy that I was loyal to all of your pathetic morals. Well...almost all.
~What are you talking about.~
Seto: I’m talking about abstinence. I waited until I was in love and married before I had sex.
~WITH A MAN!?!??!~
Seto: YES WITH A MAN!!!
~That Joey Wheeler is a nuisance and you need to...ahem...DIVORCE him right away!~
Seto: GET OVER YOURSELF *looks in planner* Oh look here. I have a date with my puppy tonight.
~A date with your husband. Yes. I see. STOP BEING GAY~
Seto: YOU CAN’T JUST
TELL SOMEONE NOT TO BE GAY YOU
~YES I CAN!!~
Seto: Whatever. Let’s just DROP this subject, seeing as it’s getting us nowhere.
~Fine...~
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Liz: MWAHAHAHAHA!! Oki...hehe. Review if ya wanna. (Chingchong221@cox.net)
