March 27th, 2003- Tour, weekend
After too long, I finally added the Ozzfest dates to the tour page. And this weekend, I'm gonna hopefully make some more link buttons to replace the old ones that we've has for too long. That's it for now, keep votin' for us and get tickets to ozzfest now bitch. Later...
Dan

March 21st, 2003- Small Update...
Just got back from Hatebreed's mini Tour...Kicked ass, get a chance to see Hatebreed, go because you will never be disappointed with Hatebreeds live show... Onto KoRn news: Munky, Sid (Slipknot), Shavo (SOAD), Tumer (Ex-Amen) and White Sean will be the members of a new sideproject called "KCUF" which will be a "punk in your face rock band" Thanks to MAGGOTS ARMY Slipknot site for the news...
Tim

March 3rd, 2003- Small Update...
Finally updated the past layouts page...
And, about the new album, KoRn is supposedly done writing at least ten tracks for the new album, tentatively out this fall. That is all...
Dan

February 24th, 2003- Grammies + New Album
Anyone actually watch the grammies? I don't see why you would but KoRn won for best metal performance with "Here to Stay," their first Grammy since winning for Freak on a Leash. Also, as said before, KoRn is already working or about to start work on their sixth studio album. This time around, they're producing it all on their own in Jonathan's home studio. Should be cool, more on that later. Be ready to get Ozzfest tickets!
Dan

February 18th, 2003-OZZFEST!!!
100% NO MORE WAITING!! OZZFEST AND KORN FINALLY MEET!! Yes, KoRn will be on the mainstage this year at Ozzfest along with Marilyn Manson, Disturbed, Chevelle, and of course Ozzy...The main stage dont look so good to me besides Manson and KoRn, but the 2nd stage is shaping up to be as good or better than last years, which was one of the best 2nd stages ever, in my opinion...We have Cradle of Filth, Killswitch Engage, Grade 8, NOTHINGFACE, Memento, Finger Eleven, Hotwire, Twisted Method, Shadowns Fall, TRUSTcompany and Unloco...besides Finger Eleven, TRUSTcompany, and Chevelle, I am completely satisfied!! wow...I dont know what to say...KoRn=Ozzfest...Cradle of Filth=Ozzfest...If only they would add maybe some more of Hatebreed and American Head Charge..Thats just my opinion :) That is all...
Tim

February 16th, 2002- VOTE!
Voting began at the french-vanilla awards and will only last for a day or two so go vote now! Thanks to those who do, later.
Dan

February 14th, 2002- New Shit on the Way
All right, a much needed layout change. Drop by the guestbook and tell us what you think. I love this layout so much, so I think it's gonna be here awhile. We'll be making updates to some of the pages as time goes by and new banners will be added as we make 'em. Next week we should see if KoRn is gonna be at this year's Ozzfest, which would kick everyone's ass. For the time being, go vote for us at the above links, and submit ur fanart/quotes/treatments today!!!!!!! Later kidds.
Dan

February 11th, 2003-Rumours
Rumour is KoRn has a good chance to get on the Ozzfest bill this year, according to a few websites, and the Ozzfest message board...I would be thrilled to see KoRn at Ozzfest this year, but I dont know if its such a good idea, because a lot of people dont like the idea...but thats just my opinion..Idlike to see them though..
Timmy

Febuary 1st, 2003- ERRRRRG FUCK
So, not too much on KoRn now, huh? Well, as you may have noticed, korn topsites is gone. But not to worry, KoRn KReaM started up a topsites so go vote for us there!!! The link is right above this shit. Also, we've got a new layout comin' in not too long so be on the look out for that. News on KoRn in the studio should be comin' in soon so keep checkin' back for that. That's it for now, later.
Dan

January 28th, 2003-HOTT SHIT!!

Tim here, once again! I was checkin out some stuff online...I went to KoRn KReaM...They said that confirmed by KoRn, that they are going to the studio to create new material, out by SPRING 2003!! THATS FUCKING DEEP SHIT! It really brightens up my week. I just hope, like everyone else, that this album is more like self-titled, and will be hardcore DADDY/FAGET style of emotional rock, and not the THOUGHTLESS/EMBRACE type like we heard on the last album...I hope KoRn will take their time with this album and make this album better than the others..We can only hope..I honestly think it will take a hell of a lot longer for a release date than Spring of this year...Issues was released in November of '99, and Untouchables was suppose to come out March of 2001 and didnt come out until June of 2002...Hope they arent bullshitting us with this one...
Timmy

January 28th, 2003-NEW STUFF!!
Tim here...Not in the mood right now...New layout coming, which kicks so much ass, I love lookin at it...It will be up when we make the logos...I made up my mind that we will include AIM Icons, new logos (as I said), and hopefully updated MP3's...Should be up within the weeks to come...KoRn is also nominated for a Grammy...BEST METAL PERFORMANCE...I think KoRn will attend the Grammy's...I dont see why not...I hope so, then Ill watch it...Other nominees are Slipknot, Stone Sour, POD, and Rob Zombie...Go KoRn...About the Super Bowl-Fuck the Bucs..I still hate them...Their Defense is worth the Super Bowl ring...Not the offense...So email us if anyone has any ideas...Now I go back to my pathetic little attempt to live...
Timmy

January 18th, 2003-B-day
Happy Birthday, Jonathan...
Tim and Dan

January 3, 2003-Lotsa Shit
We've looked dead for the past couple of weeks, but we are still here...Over The Winter Break I have been working on new logo's and stuff for the site and also updating some minor things, some logos on some other pages...You should see some new logos up pretty soon...Not much more else to say, no news on KoRn as of now...So Happy New Year...and fuck all of you!
Tim

December 22, 2002- Update
Ok, I added a shitload of new quotes to the quote page, many of them thanks to korn-net. If you've got a favorite quote by one of the members of KoRn, send it in. Also thanks to korn-net, we've got our first three video treatments. Send those in too, and check out what people have submitted. That's it, thanks to everyone who voted for us in the f-v.org awards and keep votin' in korn topsites! Later.
Dan

December 7th, 2002- New Layout
As you probably noticed, there's a new layout up. Tell us what you think by signing the guestbook. Here's the new crap with this layout: new fan art added, two new affiliates, new link banner, redesigned band and site homepages, past layouts updates (now with a screenshot of our first version), our first two quotes added to the quotes page, and the names of the singles have been added to the discography page. Also, the video for "Alone I Break" is on the video page, but doesn't work yet. Hopefully soon. So just check out the site, tell us what you think, go vote at the f-v awards for us, and we should have more on the way for the site. For more KoRn news, check back soon. Later
Dan

December 3rd, 2002- VOTE!!!
Voting has begun at the french-vanilla awards, so click the button below with blink 182 on it or just go here. Thanks to all those who vote. Later.
Dan

November 27th, 2002- Small update/TouR News
First off, we finally have a new small update on the site. Two quotes were added to the quotes page. Remember, if you have a favorite korn quote, go to band->quotes and submit it.

Onto KoRn: New Elementree/Geffen Records artist MARZ to hit the road with KORN on the “Pop Sux Tour”
The tour will feature special guest DJ Sid (#0) from Slipknot performing w/ MARZ
If you took the heaviness and aggression of Ministry, and mixed it with the rawness of DMX, you would get an idea of what MARZ sounds like. Marz is on tour with KORN and TRUSTcompany from November 24-December 12. The upcoming album, produced by Jonathan Davis of KORN, will be released on Elementree/Geffen Records in 2003.
That's it for now, check back soon for more news on KoRn, and stop by the guestbook for any ideas on the site or to just tell how much you think KoRn kicks our ass. Later.
Dan

November 24th, 2002-Its the weekend
Its the weekend and I finally have some free time! Just to let everyone know, I have updated a bio of myself...
I leave you with some unkind words of the BITCH Sharon Osbourne, who I hated since the beginning, and if she were to ever read this I hope dies lonely and forgotten in a por neighborhood...

"This idiot who did the day-to-day for Korn. They toured with Ozzy, before they were has-beens, as they are now. [Laughs] I'm sorry, but it's true. Their day-to-day manager, the whole tour, was very precious. His band is the most precious, precious thing in the world, and "Jonathan can't sing today" and "Jonathan can't do this today because he didn't sleep last night. . . .'' And they were just too fucking gay from the word go. Every day there was another problem. And we get to San Diego, and Korn aren't there 'cause they're making a video. And I just said, "Fuck 'em off the tour - let's get somebody else."

Fuck her...That is all
Later

Timmy

November 20th, 2002-KoRn in your house...TONIGHT!
That is correct...KoRn will be in your house tonight, IF you have decided to buy the new live DVD that came out today, and rumor has it that it features 15 songs they performed this summer at the Hammerstein Ballroom, the event that launched UNTOUCHABLES, plus interviews and other cool shit...Also, today pick up the new special edition of UNTOUCHABLES that has new artwork pictures of KoRn Kamperz, also includes a special digi-pack and a bonus DVD...I havent bought these yet, but I get my paycheck this week so Ill pick them up this weekend....
Which brings me to my next point...I was recently hired at a balloon wherehouse, where we fill up balloons and shit, and tie them, stick them and ship them to places and shit (if you wanna make fun of me you can, but fuck you cuz its a cool job with badass people)...So my sitework will be limited for the next couple of weeks as I try to work longer so I can save my $$$ for a car, but I will make time for the site as soon as I figure out how I can fit school, work, and Homework into one day...If, during this absence, you need to contact me, you can send me an IM on AIM (FeaRZHeLDDeaR) as I usually have my away message on, so Ill get back to you, or email us. Ill be back in a few weeks...That is all...
Later

Timmy

November 4th, 2002- KoRn in your house
As you might know, KoRn's new video for "Alone I Break" premiered on MTV on Sunday. If you didn't catch it, the video kick major ass, you need to see it. MTV Treatment airs again tomorrow at midnight eastern time, or 11 here in Chicago. Also, KoRn will have a new live DVD out on November 19th featuring 15 songs they performed this summer at the Hammerstein Ballroom in New York.
Onto some site news...we should have the Alone I Break video up shortly in the video section, watch for that. And KornFever.com has put us as number 4 on their top ten, which kicks some ass. They have the Alone I Break video for download, so if you have no where else to get it, you can head on over there. Finally, vote for us! Later.
Dan

October 30, 2002-New Stuff
As you can see, a new layout. Sign the guestbook and tell us what you think. Here's the new stuff: quotes page and treatments page. Go to them and submit ur favorite crap. Also, KoRn has a new DVD coming out. It's an unofficial biography. Check out amazon or a store for it, it's not official tho, so if you don't have Deuce, get that instead. Not too much else about KoRn, except I didn't get tickets and it pisses me off, so if you got tickets, make fun of me on the guestbook. Also, look down for the topsites button, go and vote now. Later.
Dan

October 23rd, 2002-Mistake
KoRn added those dates that I posted last night, but KoRn WILL be with TRUSTcompany BUT NOT Disturbed, and I think the presales are the only limited number of tickets...but tickets for non-KoRn Klub members will go on sale within the next week. So Ill check the price on that in the Chicago area and maybe I can attend that...Hopefully...That is all...
Later

Timmy

  October 22nd, 2002-MORE NEWS
It seems as KoRn added more dates to the tour. No Disturbed, No TRUSTcompany...according to korn.com. 4 new dates are as followed:

11.24.02 Wichita KS Kansas Coliseum
11.27.02 Grand Forks ND Alerus Center
11.29.02 Chicago IL Aragon Ballroom

As most of you know, me and Dan are in the Chicago area...A limited 2000 tickets are available for only KoRn Klub Members, so I've heard, and my account expired last month...so another opportunity lost for us. :( That is all...
Later

Timmy

October 22nd, 2002-More New Stuff
Today, is my girlfriend, Val's, birthday...Sweet 16..Happy Birthday, Vallie!
We have a new poll to the side, titled, FAVORITE KORN MEMBER...It's kind of a general, because that's the poll thats on every site, and it seems that Jon and Head usually gets the most votes, but we cant really think of any other poll titles...We don't have those kind of smarts. BUT If you have any suggestions of ANY IDEAS (including poll suggestions) then you may contact us on the KREAMY KORN banner on the top of the page...That is all...
Later

Timmy

October 18th, 2002-It's been a while
Its been a while since I updated the news, well to let you know I am still alive. I am here to tell all of you to go over to KORN TOPSITES and vote for KREAMY KORN!
Also, I got this news from KoRn2K that, if you dont already know, a rumor is spreading that the new 'Alone I Break' video will be performed in a garage by KoRn in which they all get in a fight and play sepereatly and at the end they are all playing together, again. Sounds good to me. That is all
Later

Timmy

October 16th, 2002-New KoRn news
Been awhile since there's been any updates, but with school and all, ya know? So anyway, here's the latest on KoRn:
Korn will release a live DVD on November 19th. The offering will feature 16 live tracks from the band's June 10th performance at the Hammerstein Ballroom in New York that was simulcast to movie theaters across the U.S.
Also, Jonathan Davis is getting married again. This time to former porn star Deven Davis. He shot some pics of her for an upcoming issue of Playboy. Be sure to check that out guys.
And pretty soon a new voting session at the F-V.org Awards is gonna start so get ready for that, and thanks to everyone who's been clickin' on those links over there and voting. Who then now bitches?
Dan

September 29th, 2002-Whoooowee
Hey everyone, sorry 'bout the lack of updates but there's been a lotta shit goin' on lately and we've just been havin' some problems working on the site. But it doesn't matter, not too much happening with KoRn right now. But, as some of you know, the French-Vanilla Awards just ended. You guys hafta go out there and vote for us! We did win the award for the best unhosted site though, which is up at the awards page under site so check out what you won us, thanks a shit-load. Later.
Dan

September 22nd, 2002-Attention
Looks like we have a new guestbook...That forum was a mistake...oh well..shit happens, just sign the guestbook.
I've had some trouble with my computer as of late, so sorry for the lack of updates on my part.
As you can see we are in 3rd place on korn topsites, so vote for us
to support KReaMy KoRn.
ANY NEW IDEAS FOR THE SITE,contact us. Now, it's football Sunday and Im gonna go watch me Bears and me Vikings kick some ass!
Later

September 21st, 2002- Site Update...finally
You read right my friends, I've actually updated the site. Video pics have finally been added to the photo section under media. Check it out now!
Dan

September 15th, 2002-Vote For Us!
The f-v.org awards have started and voting is for only one week! Vote for us in the categories that we're nominated in by clicking the banner to the left with the HHH pic on it. Also, the KoRn topsites have reset, go and vote for us...again and again.
KoRn should be posting new tour dates for the rest of Pop Sux! on their site soon so watch out for that. Also, if you had a KoRn Kamp subscription because of Untouchables, you have two more hours to take advantage of it. Later.
Dan

September 12th, 2002-NEW FORUM
Yeah, our forum is finally up...I doubt we will get anyone talking on the forum, but I hope you all prove me wrong. I am giving this forum a month to get goin. If we dont have enough posts, we will put up a guestbook instead. GO CHAT! That is all...
Later

Timmy

September 11th, 2002-Today is the day
As you all know, today is September 11th. There isnt too much to say about today. It seems as if the terrorist attacks of 2001 were just days ago, but has already been a full year. It will be a sad day in history and all of the heroes lost in the terrorist attacks will be remembered.
ANYWAYS, We have a new forum. It will be up at the end of tonight or tomorrow. Hopefully tonight. ALSO, Go to KORN topsites and vote for us...and tomorrow if you would go to the f-v.org awards site to your left and vote for us, your vote would be greatly appreciated. That is all...
Later

Timmy

September 9, 2002- Version 3.0 is here!
After two months, finally a new look. Tell us what you think by clicking the logo above. New crap, video pics (not finished), the enter page for the pics, enter page for lyrics, and the enter page for song meanings. More lyrics for b-sides will be added soon and hopefully we can get those b-side mp3s up on the audio page within the week. Just enjoy the new design and throw any complaints/compliments our way. Later.
Dan

September 6th, 2002-DAMNIT
Only thing is Andie stopped voting...Im guessing voting will resume on as scheduled. Check Energy Rush for details. That is all...
Later

Timmy

September 5th, 2002-ENERGY RUSH!
A quick little update, Energy Rush has started there voting early! So I want everyone to start voting for KReaMy KoRn on the awards were are nominated for. You must email the webmaster of the site your votes, there are directions on the site on how to vote. THANKS TO JORDAN for notifying us of the award sites. She's one of a kind. So click on the link above and vote for KReaMy KoRn, make us win! That is all...
Later

Timmy

September 3rd, 2002- New Junk
We won another award, this one is a golden web award. Go us, check it out on the awards page. Also, about the Pop Sux! tour...KoRn is expected to release more dates through the beginning of December, so maybe those of us who thought we couldn't see it still have a chance. Also, go over to the left and vote for us!!!
Dan

  August 29th, 2002-New Tour As most of you know, KoRn will be going on tour again with Trust CO. and this time with Disturbed on the POP SUX tour...Dates are on the Tour page...none around my area :( That is all...
Later

Timmy

August 26th, 2002-Congrats to me!
Every month we get this same news post...and I bet your all tired of it, but I think its nice for me to tell all of you that it is me and my girlfriend, Val's, 6 month today...Come congrats us...by emailing me...Ill fwd her the emails
Also, KReaMy KoRn's AIM Icon is coming soon...I cant seem to get the damn thing UNBLURRY! Well it will be here...
ONE MORE THING: Please go to the side of this page and vote for us on KoRn topsites and Top Metal sites...Also, vote for our polls...If you refresh this page, you will return to our ENTER screen, Go to the "Energy Rush Awards" link with the Avril chick on the banner and check out that website...When your finished, go to the F-V.org awards page with Triple H on the banner...In September sometime you will be able to vote for us and we will win awards...Ill update when I find out when round 1 starts for the awards...Thanks to Jordan...That is all...
Later

Timmy

August 24th, 2002- More new crap for the same day
Only new stuff for today is I had to change my email address because of too many junk emails in one day....
My new email address is:
OpenTheGatesCFH@hotmail.com
That is all...
Later

Timmy

August 24th, 2002- Some new crap
If you didn't see it, we've been entered into starpages.net's fansite database. Click refresh and go down to see the yellow starpages.net image and click it and vote for us! If we get 50 votes, we'll get an award, so go vote. Also, at korn.com, they've added some hidden content in the flash intro, so watch out for that. That's the news for now, later.
Dan

August 23rd, 2002-2000!!
KReaMy KoRn is proud to announce that we have reached over 2000 hits! I think thats pretty good considering we are a site that is just starting to get recognized! Thanks to everyone who visits here daily...You know who you are..Also, check out our award..Is your site good enough to win a KReaMy KoRn award? Try us...That is all..
Later

Timmy

August 22nd, 2002- Version 2.1 is Here
Kreamy Korn Version 2.1, as you can see, has arrived. Here's the new crap:
Quizzes, win our award, fonts, winamp skins, more audio, video downloads and clips, band facts, European tour dates added, top five korn sites for me and Tim, past layouts, updated bios, a fan section, equipment lists, and best of all, no more angelfire popups. We now have all that and a new look to all these inline pages as well as a new enter page. Also, we'll now have a "main poll" over to the left on the main layout and a few other polls on the other polls page. Hope you enjoy the new crap, tell me what you think.
Now onto KoRn...there's not much to say. But dates for the second leg of the US tour should be coming soon. That's it for now, later.
Dan

August 21st, 2002-Version 2.1 news
We decided to change the Version 1.1 to 2.1 since before anyone knew who we were, we had a site, which was horrible, but it was still KReaMy KoRn ...check out past layouts for that. We still want to have Version 2.1 up by the end of the weekend...That is all...
Later

Timmy

August 19th, 2002-LOVE ON THE COCKS The song is sort of a cover of Neil Diamond's LOVE ON THE ROCKS. Head and Jon worked on it in 2000, while Jon was working with QUEEN OF THE DAMNED. It was only suppose to be fooling around, but it came to this. They recorded it because ND is original King of Angst and they listen to him before going on stage, so yeah. Thanks to KORNWEB for this news. SITE UPDATES:
We are working on KReaMy KoRn Version 1.1, so its COMING SOON...sometime SOON...bwahahaha.
Timmy

August 17th, 2002-Good News and FORUM NEWS
The URL was a fuck up at dotTK, and they had probs, but fixed them, so the reg URL works now, so yeah.
OK NOW, About the forum. We had a forum before we moved our site. No one used it. Thats KReaMy KoRn's fear. So for now we will just have a guestbook. Guestbook will be added to the ENTER page in the next couple of days, as I nor Dan will not be availible for chat or updates in the next 2 or 3 days. Keep in mind that if we think that we can get enough people to chat with each other on a forum, then we will create one, so keep voting on the polls page. That is all...
Later

Timmy

August 16th, 2002-Bad News
As of right now, if you try to type in the www.kreamykorn.tk URL in your URL space, it is not likely to work. The dotTK website will come up. I dont know whats wrong with this fucker. I am pretty pissed off, since I cant figure out why the fuck the URL is not working. I guarentee this problem will be fixed. That is all...
Later

Timmy

August 16th, 2002- Site Stuff
First off, the korn topsites thing reset the rankings and stuff so go back in there from the link to the left and vote. Also, we're now an official MTV fansite for Korn. Go to all those topsites things, vote for us, spread the word, that's it, later.
Dan