.All About MEEEEEE.

Hey you guyz, some people were asking about me, so I decided 2 make a page about it! YAY! LoL. Yea ok see how much time I have on my hands? LoLZ. SO anyway here goes................



I GOT MY BRACES OFF! YAY! WOO-HOO!!

Name: Ellen Kelly

Birthday: October 14, 1987 (you do the math)

Siblings: 2 sisters (Emma whose 10, and Gwen whose 5)

Pets: 2 guiena pigs (me and Emma each have 1) and we just got a golden retriever named Sachie (The previous owners called her that I think it means sunshine in Japanese).

Piercings: 1 hole in each ear lol

Fave band(s): Do you even have 2 ask? DREAM STREET! I also like SClub7 and then all those other bands out there!

DS concerts: The Balloon Festival and Winter Jam 2001

Grade in School: 9th

Fave Subject: hmmmmm aside from lunch....Band is fun and maybe English

Least Fave Subject: Science

Fave Color: hmmm orange...blue...and maybe purple

Fave Food: Grilled Cheese (or mac and cheese), mashed potatoes, and Mint Chip ice cream

Fave Candy: let's see....sweet tarts or shock tarts, that fun dip crap is good too :O)

Fave Word: piss off (ok that's more than one but...)

Fave Saying: A day is not complete w/o a laugh.
Also my sis was watching this movie and they said this thing that I liked: "Talk 2 the hand cuz the face ain't home leave a message @ the tone::BEEEEP::
Oh yea and one more hehe: Brick wall, water fall, you think that you know it all, but you don't, and I do, so tst tst with that attitude!

Fave Movie: "Nodding Hill" and "The Biggest Fan" <-- yah I know it didn't come out yet, but I know i'm gonna love it!

Fave Clothing Store: Oh geez I dunno I have a brace 4 scoliosis so it's hard 2 get 'normal' clothes lol, i like wearing those comfy weekend type clthoes like sweat shirts and pajama pants

Plays in: Just school playz, nuttin big, I was in the Wizard of Oz in 5th grade, I was a Munchkin and an Emerald City person; Li'l Abner in 7th grade: That was the stupidest play LMAO I was a HUSBAND! Yea you heard right, they had a li'l shortage of boyz lol; Grease in 8th grade: I was Patty Simcox, ya know the annoying cheerleader? She actually has a bigger part in the play than the movie, that was my fave part, it was a lot of fun!



.Inside Jokes and the Like.

Beth: "Aren't you in my Spanish class?" Isn't that lyke the biggest pick-up line?!
Steph(aka shmephanie): Stupid Italian Hitler, Christmas in Aushwitz(um yea I can't speel!)

The Funniest One Liners
1. How Do You Catch A Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It.
2. How Do You Catch A Tame Rabbit? Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They Take The Psycho Path.
4. How Do You Get Holy Water? You Boil The Hell Out Of It.
5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit A Concrete Wall? Dam!
6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long? Polaroids
7. What Do You Call A Boomerang That Doesn't work? A Stick.
8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? Nacho Cheese.
9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand? Quatro Sinko.
11. What Do You Get From A Pampered Cow? Spoiled Milk.
12. What Do You Get When You Cross A Snowman With A Vampire? Frostbite.
13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? A Nervous Wreck.
14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Anyone Can Roast Beef.
15. Where Do You Find A Dog With No Legs? Right Where You Left Him.
16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils? Because They Have Big Fingers.
17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive? Because It Scares The Dog.
18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic? Sanka.
19. What Is The Difference Between A Harley And A Hoover? The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down? Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
21. What's The Difference Between A Bad Golfer And A Bad Skydiver? A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang! A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.
22. How Are A Texas Tornado And A Tennessee Divorce The Same? Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer



I dunno what else 2 write, there will be more coming soon....



PICTURESSSSS:

I don't have that many pictures yet, I'm still trying 2 get my digital camera 2 work:

This next one is my sisters and my dog, that's Emma on the left and Gwen on the right or is that one of them in the middle (lol nah it's my doggie :))

This one is my mommmy (and my dog again lmao), i'm still trying 2 convince my Dad 2 let me put his picture up here lol:

Back 2 the beginninggggggg

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