Many people feel that starving and dying children are an issue. We at the AAFKA think the over abundance of obese children is a more pressing matter. We at the AAFKA are dedicated to the dispersal of fat kids in the hope that one day, each family may have a fat kid of their own.
What does AAFKA Stand For?
AAFKA stands for ADOPT A FAT KID ASSOCIATION.
What are the AAFKA's Goals?
Our goals are to evenly distribute the obese children so that each household may have a fat kid of their own.
Where does the AAFKA get funding from?
The AAFKA gets funding from SUBWAY corporation in a master scheme to provide international business because there will be fat people everywhere in the future. Even though we don't believ in this, what the hell?
Where can I get a fat kid?
We're currently developing a system by which you can adopt online fat kids. Stay Tuned.
Here's a sample of our fat kid selection