Upcoming shows
well, we are all a bunch of lazy asses, and we havent really gotten around to set up any shows so eat a dick. oh yeah, and if you, are or know of anyone who is in a band and would like to set up a show just let us know. we would love to play im sure of it, we do nothing else.

Hey men
Hey, dont you guys think it's about time we get another show. Or, you know what, since you two dont seem to care, i will do all the work and set up a rockin show for us. Sound good, ok.
Your dumb-ass-basist,
Guido
P.S.- do you guys always point and laugh at people when they piss themselves, because that really hurt my feelings.