Hey! DO YOU KNOW THE BAND!

WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! This is amazing, only for the fact that you all suck. Ok that was a lie but i tried, have to give me. Eh? WEll Yes this is the homepage For The one and the only: *ELMONT'S TECHNO BAND!* ... And i know what you sayin to yourself, IS there really sucha thing in the sad world, as a techno band!?!?!! AND I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY YES! THERE IS! muhahahaha, It's like hot sex with out the butter! Oh yes, i went there!!! So if you have sadly come to thing site to expect something cool, Or time wroth.... I think you should look esle where! SO BUGGER OFF YA BASTARDS!

12 Ways to love ETB!

• Listen to the band At www.myspace.com/elmontstechnoband
• say we rock over and over!
• Give use free stuff (CD-Rs, Tapes, You Virgin ass!)
• Make love to each band member (Patches Myself and Jay)
• Flip Jay off as much as possible
• It never heard to hear a kind word!
• Tell your friend, and then they'll tell their friends.... THAT'S LIKE 10 PEOPLE!
• WATch CARTOONS!
• Visit The myspace thing, and Tell us how much we rule!
• Get a chicken and a row boot, the go talk to rich...
• Mow patches Frotn lawn, He is a very tried mexican!
• Think of something to put here! DMN YOU!

NOOO!!!!

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