An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day passing an 8 year old girl's house.

One day as he is passing by, carrying a football, he can't resist taunting the girl. He holds up his football and says, "See this football? Football is a boys' game, and only boys can have a football."

The little girl runs into the house and cries to her mother, "I want a football." Being a woman of the 90's, her mother runs out and gets her one. The next day the girl is waiting for the little boy and he rides up on his bike.

She holds up the football and says, "Nah Na Nah Nah". The little boy angrily points to his bike and says, "Oh yeah, well this is a boy's bike and only boys get boy's bikes and you can't have one." She runs into the house for her mom. The next day the little girl is waiting for the boy on her new boy's bike.

The little boy gets furious and pulls down his pants, and pointing to his most private of parts and says "Look, only boys have these and your mom can't buy you one!"

The next day he walks by and asks her, "Well I guess I showed you," to which she promptly pulls up her dress, points to her parts.

The little girl proclaims, "My mother tells me that as long as I have one of these, I can have as many of THOSE as I want!"

Angry Blonde at Wal-Mart

A lovely young blonde storms up to the Customer Service Desk at Wal-Mart and slams down her package to show her dissatisfaction. The young man behind the counter examines the product and asks "What's the problem, Miss, didn't your cat like these "Pussy Treats?" The pretty blonde opens her eyes wide in disbelief and says, "You mean these are for CATS?"

Little Johnny's new trick

Little Johnny had become a real nuisance while his father tried to concentrate on his Saturday afternoon poker game with friends and relatives. The father tried every way possible to get Johnny to occupy himself... television, ice cream, homework, video games... but the youngster insisted on running back and forth behind the players and calling out the cards they held. The other players became so annoyed that they threatened to quit the game and all go home. At this point, the boy's uncle stood up, took Johnny by the hand, and led him out of the room. The uncle soon returned back to the poker table without Johnny and without comment, the game resumed. For the rest of the afternoon, little Johnny was nowhere to be seen and the cardplayers continued without any further interruptions. After the poker game ended, the father asked Johnny's uncle, "What in the world did you do to Johnny? I haven't heard a peep from him all day!" "Not much," the boy's uncle replied. "I just showed him how to jerk off."

15 Yo Mama's

1) Yo momma's so fat she's got more crack than Harlem! 2) Yo momma's so stupid she tried to take a Chia pet for a walk! 3) Yo momma's so stupid she thought Hamburger Helper came with somebody! 4) Yo momma's arm pits are so hairy she looks like she has Don King in a headlock! 5) Yo momma's so cheap she charged admission to the Thanksgiving dinner! 6) Yo momma's so stupid she tried to study for a blood test! 7) Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for hours cause it said concentrate! 8) Yo momma's so stupid she owns a video on how to fix your broken VCR! 9) Yo momma's so stupid she bought a book on how to read! 10) Yo momma's so ugly when she was born they had to bring in a vet, a scientist, and the X-Files cast to figure out what she was! 11) Yo momma's so stupid she thought football was a knew sexual position! 12) Yo momma's so stupid she waited for hours because a traffic sign said stop! 13) Yo momma's so stupid she thought she could be saved at an Anaheim Angels baseball game! 14) Yo momma's so stupid she said she felt bad for the men who had to crush their nuts to make peanut butter! 15) Yo momma's so ugly her family reunions are at the zoo!