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TOHS Band Site

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TOHS Hawaii Trip Pictures

bulletThose wacky Russians
A funny thing happened on the way to the cooperative

They don't make 'em like that anymore
Enema nostalgia

Crouching Tiger, Pissed-off Tabby
Cat bathing as a martial art

With a moe-moe here and a maw-maw there
Sounds animals make in other languages

Homey's got a Miracle ear
Gang sign or sign language?

Shopping list
Well, the guy knows what he likes

Hoo-Doggy
Uncle Matty's proud

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  Is this really so wrong?

Slash fiction is something only a very special person can write. I won't define special. I'm just putting this out there.

2. Facts on Farts

Where does fart gas come from? What is fart gas made of? Is it harmful to hold in farts? The answers to the questions that keep you awake at night. Unfortunately, why farts are inherently funny is not addressed.

3. Nude Michael Jackson Doll Action

You dirty, dirty doll.

4. Shemar!

The Official Shemar Moore web site. Incredibly annoying.

5. Royally Vague

Two ways to randomly search for possibly extant websites.

6. BIG EYED MASTERS

Scary paintings of mutant children from the sixties.

7. StrangeCosmos

It is lots of strange and weird pics and stories

8. Red Meat: More fun than a gallon of bacon juice!

The best Comic strip EVER.

9. Looney Tunes Larger Than Life!

If Wile E. Coyote was 100 feet tall, would he be able to catch the Road Runner? What if Bugs Bunny was Lemuel Gulliver and washed ashore in Lilliput inhabited by tiny Looney Tunes characters? Can Pepe le Pew survive an “Attack of the 50-Foot Penelope?”

10. Find the Monkey

A silly webgame made years ago where you...FIND THE MONKEY! Not as easy as it sounds, and the messages you get when you're wrong are amuseing.

11. Coffeepot Ghosts

Listen to the "ghost" voices eminating from this woman's Krups. Make sure to check out the whole site. The horrid WAVs just add to the fun. Enjoy!

12. Homestar Runner

A whole heap of flash animation! Waste several days checking out everything here!

13. Monty Python Completely Useless Website

If you're going to waste time on the internet, do it responsibly!

14. Some Cool Pics and stuff of April's Dad, Paul

Also some great ultra-lounge and tiki bar stuff!

15. WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE?

YOU WILL ALL BURN IN HELL!

16. Stupid games and gifts

"A complete waste of perfectly good technology."

17. Actual examples of Asian oddness

Products, labels, slogans and other examples of how the japanese use (and/or abuse) the english language in everyday life! [ Example: label on a knife: "Keep out of children." ]

18. TARGET DIANA by Leslie Waller

The death of Princess Dianna - the story of the rogue agent who had her killed, how he got away with it and why.

19. dictionaraoke

Audio clips from online dictionaries sing the hits of yesterday and today.

20. Baptist Boys Don't Beat Off

Beat Satan, not your penis

21. My Sexual Encounters 1.0

Keep track of your sex partners with this handy software

22. MANY VIDEOS

THIS WILL MAKE YOU BUSY FOR A LONG TIME

23. BIG EXPLOSIONS!

WATCH THE GOVERNMENT BLOW SHIT UP

24. Lawnmower game

Why bother going outside to mow the lawn?

25. Mister Pants

Sentimental Mentalist

26. Fight Literacy!

Well, have YOU ever seen anyone read in Star Wars?

27. Bar Joke Generator

So this bar walks into a hooker, OK ? ...

28. Calista Flockhart in Legos

Leggo my lego my ass.

29. Spontaneous Human Involuntary Invisibility

No, you're not annoying or boring ... just INVISIBLE

 

bulletHOT APPLE TORT
Will the defendant please struggle to rise

I PITY THE FOOL WHO DIDN'T BUY ME A PRESENT
In honor of his birthday . . The Mr. T Sound Byte Archive

NAKED CHICKEN
You'd be red, too

MOCK COCK
Everyone's cutting corners these days

SPEAKING OF CUTBACKS
Severed penis stories of the week

HEY NAAAAAZI!
The Day The Clown Cried: the screenplay

MY FART TO YOURS
The Farting Doughboy

COLLECTING DUST
Hoover bag with collectible fibers

TABBY TYPIST
It might easier to get rid of the mouse

WHAT IS MINUS ION CLEAN-NEW MACHINE DOING?
Sterilize clear poison, eliminate all peculiar smell, help invalid get well

PLEASE DON'T SHOW THIS TO MY HUSBAND
50 fun things to do in an elevator

I'LL TAKE ONE OF EACH
Don't make me choose, I love them all

MICHAEL JACKSON POLLOCK
What in the name of all that is holy is going on here?

UP, UP AND AWAY
Cluster ballooning

 
bulletEnable Strategic Functionalities
Let the bullshit begin

And whatever you do, don't use pants
Ninja Mask Lessons by Vern Reid

Your Guide to Summer Reading
Picking up where Oprah left off

Nice Bags
If only they had shoes to match

Espirit d' Corpse
Now you can use the carpool lane!

Premature Deaths of Godless Rock Stars
Coincidence? Or stupid people with too much time on their hands?

Mac and cheese
Maybe it's your mouse

I like it "Protein Style"
In-N-Out code words

The Day the Clown Cried
You didn't believe me, did you?

 

bullet1. Stupid games and gifts

"A complete waste of perfectly good technology."

2. Actual examples of Asian oddness

Products, labels, slogans and other examples of how the japanese use (and/or abuse) the english language in everyday life! [ Example: label on a knife: "Keep out of children." ]

3. TARGET DIANA by Leslie Waller

The death of Princess Dianna - the story of the rogue agent who had her killed, how he got away with it and why.

4. dictionaraoke

Audio clips from online dictionaries sing the hits of yesterday and today.

5. Baptist Boys Don't Beat Off

Beat Satan, not your penis

6. My Sexual Encounters 1.0

Keep track of your sex partners with this handy software

7. MANY VIDEOS

THIS WILL MAKE YOU BUSY FOR A LONG TIME

8. BIG EXPLOSIONS!

WATCH THE GOVERNMENT BLOW SHIT UP

9. Lawnmower game

Why bother going outside to mow the lawn?

10. Mister Pants

Sentimental Mentalist

11. Fight Literacy!

Well, have YOU ever seen anyone read in Star Wars?

12. Bar Joke Generator

So this bar walks into a hooker, OK ? ...

13. Calista Flockhart in Legos

Leggo my lego my ass.

14. Spontaneous Human Involuntary Invisibility

No, you're not annoying or boring ... just INVISIBLE!

 
bulletBaby's got kitty
Maybe baby should buy kitty a drink first

Gee, your fluids taste terrific
Be your own crockpot

Band of Bombers
Minnesota mailbox bomber Luke Helder's band

vTuner
Problems with KFI's streaming? Get the vTuner instead (Windows only)

Dolce & Banana
Fashions for your penis

Men losing their pants
"Embarrassed guys, minus their trousers"

Boycott Nicole Kidman
Good to see he's moving on

 

bulletEFFECTIVELY WASTING YOUR TIME
Welcome to powerloafing

SEND IN THE CLONES
Bone trade

PIGEON PICTURES
Why not?

EAT YOUR PETS
It's not just for South Koreans anymore!

JESUS CHRIST, IT'S SUPERMAN!
- from listener Gavin

STOP OR I'LL SCOOT
Everything you always wanted to know about "anal sacs"

MR. SEX ED
One trick pony

THE HAL MORRIS MUSEUM
Fabulous garage sale find, brought to you by Sharpeworld

AT YOUR CERVIX
Matching muff sold extra

 

bulletI GOT YOUR BEANIE, BABY
Swearbear

AMAZING RARE VIDEO
Kinevideo

NOTHING BUT AQUA NET
When big hair ruled the ABA

BIG HOLLYWOOD ENTERTAINMENT
Billy Bob @ the El Rey

THE BOY WITH BETTY GRABLE LEGS
He just never stops scaring me

BAD MATH
Adding and subtracting

SLEEP WITH SATAN, USE A CONDOM
Strange sex laws

TURKEY-JERKY, TURKEY JERKY
Kerry Christensen, the Chicken Yodeler

IT'S A LIVING
Another great song made from clips from the show

CAT TURDS, ROADKILL, VOMIT, GARBAGE
And other delicious treats from The Brown Dog Institute

HOW MUCH FOR THE BLOODY SNOOP DOGG CANDLES?
Our weekly Ebay auctions to benefit Project Angel Food

ROBERT GOULET POETRY
I think "Vera" is my favorite

VISCHECK
How things look when you're colorblind

MAY I HELP YOU, DUMBASS?
Tech support prank calls

THIS COULDN'T SCARE ME MORE
Say it with puppets

THE DEBBIE "HAIRY"
Snatchpak couture

IN SPACE, NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU SING
Lance Bass, Space Chimp

HACKED HACK
Halle Berry's web site hacked, opening the door for hackers of color

DANKE SCHOEN
Wayne Newton still alarmingly potent, despite years of toxic hair dye

ATTENTION LES MOONVES
I'm seeing Jason Alexander as the tumor

VOTE FOR BUSH
Deface the president

YOUR CHILDREN WILL NEVER STOP SCREAMING
Collectable Cuddle Kids

LOVE YOUR ANGEL'S FLIGHTS
Selections from the JCPenney catalogue Fall/Winter 1980

BEYOND FUN
Blue Lanugo

YOUR FAVORITE SOAP REVIEWED
No, I really mean "soap"

KNIGHTRIDER RIDES AGAIN
I have no idea

SPONGEBOB TAMPON
Only on once a month

POLK AUDIO SPEAKER AUCTION
Check out the name of the winner

YOU'RE A LEEBRA, ARNT CHA, DARLIN?
Make your own prank calls with The Miss Cleo Soundboard

PUTTING THE "HO" IN "HOJO'S"
Baptists drop hotel over sex convention

 

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT ART
Life sized sculptures in butter

TALKING OUT OF YOUR ASS
Strange and disturbing British Levi's commercial

IT TAKES THE "TOIL" OUT OF "TOILET"
High-tech digital Japanese toilets

TINA DELGADO IS ALIVE, ALIVE!
Fabulous archive of Real Don Steele air checks

I WAS A NINE YEAR OLD ZOMBIE
She played the little girl in Night Of The Living Dead

NICE MEATBOX
You never sausage a thing

I PITY THE FOOL WHO DOESN'T GIVE ME A REACH AROUND
Erotic fan fiction featuring the characters from A-Team

HOGS FOR JUGS
You're selling this Harley why?

THE MAN WHO LOVED CAT DANCING
And the women, too

HOUSE OF SLIME
For all your slug photo needs

HERE, KITTY, KITTY
What Jocelyne Wildenstein looked like before plastic surgery

JENNY THE MANNEQUIN HEAD
Just looking for someone to love

HELLO, MY FUTURE GIRLFRIEND
Don't dump me after I like you

PATENTLY ABSURD
I wish I'd thought of that

HOOVES ARE US
Everything you need to know, and even more you don't

DON'T TAKE ANY WOODEN DILDOES
The nice people who sent me the bottle opener

MADAME TUSSAUD'S REJECTS
The horrifying wedding photos

UGANDA EAT THOSE?
The woman who bit off her husband's penis and testicles

FOUR SCORE AND SEVEN BULLET POINTS AGO
The Gettysburg power point presentation

SMELLE DECOR
2002 messiest apartment contest

SPAM SUNG BLUE
Turning junk email into music

TURN KINKO'S IN TO A WAR ZONE
The rubber band machine gun

I LEAVE MY IMPLANTS TO SCIENCE
Celebrity wills on the web

NO MORE POP-UPS
Opt out of those annoying ads

MORE OLD SHIT ON EBAY
Fossilized dinosaur dung

 

bulletSQUEEZE THIS, WHIPPLE
The name says it all

DRESS YOUR BIRD
And I'm not talking about Stovetop

SMOKEY AND THE HAM
At least he doesn't take himself too seriously

I NEVER FORGET A FACE
What the hell is this all about?

HAVE A NICE DAY
Hawaii's "Happy Face" spiders

FONZIE OR FUHRER?
Guess the sit com character or dictator

CHECK YOUR E-MOIL
He takes tips

JAMAICAN ME CRAZY
Miss Cleo prank calls

4TH TIME'S A CHARM
Liza Minnelli, serial bride

IF THEY CAN PUT A JACKSON ON THE MOON . . .
Why can't they put them all there?

THE TERRORISTS HAVE ALREADY WON
Goldie Hawn to star in a cable movie about 9/11

DR. FUN
I've got your path to wholeness right here

THAT'S ONE CLASSY LADY
The delicate flower that is Tonya Harding

A NEWFOUND RESPECT FOR RACCOONS
Maybe that wasn't a tail on Davy Crockett's cap

ONCE BITTEN, TWICE SHY
Wager on when Mike Tyson will bite again

IS THAT A CARROT IN YOUR FEEDBAG OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME?
Giddyap

LOVED YOU IN "BIO-DOME"
Just what I always wanted

LOOKING FOR BOBBY FISCHER
So I can kick his ass

THEY SEEM EVEN WEIRDER NOW
The road to freedom

THIS IS FOR ALL THE UGLY PEOPLE
The definitive collection

NEWS FROM THE FRONT
Post-Election Fighting Continues in Fierce SAG Stand-Off

IF YOUR RETIREMENT PLAN IS WORTHLESS, PRESS ONE
Enron's voicemail message

YOU'D THINK AFTER 4 MARRIAGES SHE'D HAVE ENOUGH FORKS
Liza Minnelli's bridal registry

WHERE CAN I SEE PHOTOGRAPHS OF CHEESE?
What people are asking Jeeves, right now

READY, SET, GOUDA
Cheese racing

ALMOST AS SEXY AS SPITTING UP ON YOURSELF
Adult thumb suckers

ARE YOU SURE THAT'S VIRGIN WOOL?
That's one hot sheep

DON'T BE A HERO
Half a sandwich on Ebay

THE CONSENT CONDOM
It's just all so romantic

ERICA IS REALLY SAD ABOUT 9/11
But she still wants to show you her tits

WHERE DO THEY FIND THE TIME?
Gays bring down Enron, claims Christian paper

RUSSELL CROWE: THE MAN, THE MOLE, THE MUSIC
Welcome to Gruntland

SO THAT'S WHAT 17 INCHES LOOKS LIKE
Dog with the longest tongue in the world

A STRONG ARGUMENT FOR RECYCLING
I bet you could get $.35 a pound for this

HOW TO BURY A DRUNK
Follow the trail of Meister Brau

URINE LUCK
A frighteningly exhaustive gallery of urinal photos

EILERT PILARM MANIA
Screensavers, songs and more

YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY OF THESE
"If you have a large, hard plastic head, this might work for you!"

YOU SMELL FUNNY
Goofy perfume

WITH FRIENDS LIKE THIS, WHO NEEDS ENEMAS?
The Bowel Buddy

MY HUSBAND IN 10 YEARS
Get the Weed Whacker

SO . . . DO YOU NEED A SPONSOR?
Large penis support group

I SAW HANDEL WEARING ONE OF THESE
No wait - his said "I Love Ranch Dressing"

ANYTHING TO MAKE CURLING MORE INTERESTING
The MIT Winter Olympics drinking game

SNOW BLOWERS
X-rated snow sculptures

THE TWINE TOUR
9,800 miles
22 states
21 days
2 men
1 dream
no sex

LOVE IN 4 LTRS OR LESS
Conversation hearts

MAKE YOUR OWN HEARTS
See my suggestions in today's weblog entry

IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR
Alt. Suicide Valentine tips

MY VINYL OFFER
The perfect date

YOU'RE GETTING SHIT THIS YEAR
I made it myself

TEACHER'S PET
Student gets a special Valentine

THE CHEESE STANDS ALONE
"New sex food cheese"

2-4-6-8, WHO SHOULD WE INCARCERATE?
Superbowl rap sheet

DON'T HATE THE PLAYER, BABY
I haven't seen so many dirty jocks since laundry day

YOU WILL AWAKEN AT THE 50 YARD LINE
Becoming a better football player through hypnosis

FAMOUS LAST WORDS
William Davis' parting shot

THIEF, INTERRUPTED
Winona Ryder's criminal complaint

DO YOU LIKE FEET?
Not that much

I COME HERE TO SIT AND THINK
Be my 'lil pee buddy

DON'T BE SO SENSITIVE
Love hurts

STUMPING FOR CHRIST
Woman sees Jesus in a tree

FIND A NEED AND FILL IT
Attack of the killer tampons

YOU WILL AWAKE REFRESHED AND DAMP
Help for the continent

CALL ME "MISSY VANILLA MACK"
Complete list of stupid Name Generators

UH, JUST BLACK, THANKS
Cancel my foam

THEY PLAYED "WHAT IS A MAMMAL" AT MY WEDDING
Science songs

BITE ME
The classiest guy in show business

THEY CALL HIM "PATTI LE BALLS"
Weirdest fetish I've seen in a while

I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE YOU ANALLY RAPED ME
Relive the good times with old cell mates

HARD TO BELIEVE SHE BROKE UP WITH HIM
Building an android is the sincerest form of flattery

MY POP-UP DOESN'T POP-UP ANYMORE
Follow these links to kill those annoying pop-up ads

I'M NOT TOO HAPPY ABOUT THE NAME IT GAVE ME
Smurf Name Generator

NO HARM, NO FOWL
"It models itself on scenes of gang rape"

WHAT THE HELL IS ON MY HUSBAND'S HEAD?
Check out my Ebay charity auctions and see

I WILL SURVIVE
I've got my eye on Lindsey's gourd

WOMEN LOVE THIS KIND OF THING
Absolutely psychotic match-making

THIS COFFEE TASTES LIKE CRAP
Good to the last dropping

SEALED WITH A FLUSH
Hopefully she had a newspaper

THIS THING SUCKS
The Consumer Reports of Erotic toys

WOK THE DOG
But an hour later he has to crap again

WHEN YOU CARE ENOUGH TO SEND THE POET LAUREATE
I Know Why The Caged Bird Ka-Chings

READIN' WHEATON
Wil Wheaton's web site

KNOW YOUR TARGET MARKET
An Ebay auction only Wil Wheaton can bid on

ANNE HECHE = POLYESTER ANCIENT SISTER
The Lesbian Name Generator

COLOR MY WORLD
Or at least paint my hooters

CAN I WEAR A WHITE BURQA AFTER LABOR DAY?
Ask Osama

NOBODY BETTER LAY A FINGER ON MY ZOLOFT
Someone has a little problem

A GREAT IDEA IF IT WASN'T SO STUPID
Where do you think that finger was?

SAY IT WITH FECES
Don't just send any old crap

WHERE ARE THE NUTS?
The female anatomy in chocolate

ORANGEBLOSSOM LOAMSDOWN OF DEEPHALLOW
The Hobbit name generator

15 MINUTES OF LAME
Idiots wait in line 4 months for new Star Wars movie

MELTS ON YOUR ASS, NOT IN YOUR HAND
The delicious Toilet Cake

THE MONKEY WRAPPED HIS TAIL AROUND THE FLAGPOLE
Good thing he was wearing a diaper

THE ASSHOLE MONOLOGUES
Hal Fishman's commentaries

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU GOT, BUT I GOT A SPORTS SHIRT
Paul Lynde's best Hollywood Squares one-liners

MY UPS MAN DOESN'T HAVE A PACKAGE LIKE THAT
UPS to sue toy maker over well-hung doll

I SMELL A HIT
Just stay away from the French films

WHAT CRAWLED UP YOUR ASS?
Up close and personal with Katie Couric

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT GUYS WITH SMALL FEET
Little wieners and the people who love them

IS THAT $77,000 IN YOUR PANTS, OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME?
Stuff people tried to sneak through customs

DIS WEEK'S "WIPA" BE REAL DAMN BADASS
The Jive Translator (Submitted by Jeff)

HE IS THE WHEY
Crying Virgin Mary on a slice of American cheese

PASS THE McBERNAISE
A Carmel McDonalds supersizes their image

I'M SORRY, I THOUGHT YOU SAID, "SEXIEST MAN ALIVE"
Must be a bad connection

DON'T TELL STROM THE BABY-SITTER'S DEAD
Damn, just when he needed a diaper change

INHALATION HAMTHRAX
They took him to the Mayo Clinic

I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY'RE NOT HOOTERS
Home made porn for the easily aroused

DELICIOUS WITH A LITTLE AMARETTO SYRUP
Mmmm . . . Butt Ice

CALL ME FISH MAIL
Hey lady, nice bass (submitted by John)

AND ONE TIME I ATE ALL OF HANDEL'S DONUTS
Go on, spill your guts. It's anonymous

MERRY CHRISTMAS, TWO EWES
Send some sheep for Christmas (submitted by Jeff)

DAH, HUMBUG
Walter Koenig (Star Trek’s "Chekov") as Scrooge in the Thousand Oaks Civic Center's lavish musical production of Dicken's "A Christmas Carol." Click on "Calendar of Events", and then click on Dec 01.

TURN OFFS: GARLIC
The Vampire Personals

BUY A BAG OF PORN FOR CHARITY
You were going to buy some anyway

JUST BECAUSE I'M NOT ACTIVE DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE AN AGATE
A perhaps too complete glossary of sexual terms

THE REAL WTC TOURIST GUY
The guy in the photo hoax comes forward (the gallery is hilarious)

THE SIMULATOR
A day in the life

NO HAMULKES, WE'RE JEWISH
Just in time for the holidays: meat hats

CLICK A DICK
Host a virtual penis on your web page

WHAT DAVE ATE FOR LUNCH
If only he'd keep a dinner page too

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
The Wanna Be Bad wig

I'LL KICK YOUR ASS, YOU PAY SHIPPING
Bid on an ass kicking

AN INTELLECTUAL CHAT WITH DR. PATTERSON
Don't call if you have questions

FIREMEN GET HOSED
An unexpected benefit

GOTH PERSONALS
Bored loser seeks same

DON'T USE THE "T"
WORD Use the "f" word

WHEN PIGS FLY
We will fight your hate with pork!

THERE'S FOOD ON MY HARE
Oolong, the pastry balancing rabbit

THE NATIONAL ANTHEM OF AFGHANISTAN
Did they even read the lyrics?

THERE'S A LADY I KNOW, ON THE S.S. MINNOW
And she's buying a "Stairway to Gilligan"

KARMA GHOST
Extremely cool cartoon explains it all for you

ARE YOU SMARTER THAN MISS AMERICA?
The multiple choice quiz given to all contestants

EROTIC ORIGAMI
Do it on the paper

DON'T SUGAR-COAT IT
The "Trix Are For Kids" piece

JUST DOING THEIR PARTS
Webcam Girls' auctions for the Red Cross

GUM ARABIC CAUSES THE KLINGERMAN VIRUS
Internet hoaxes debunked

DOO-DAH, DOO-DAH
Twelve Actual Headlines Which Can Be Sung To The Tune of 'Camptown Races'

HAVEN'T BEEN LADEN IN A WHILE
Every manipulated Osama Bin Laden photo on the internet

I DON'T REMEMBER THAT JETSON'S EPISODE
What's Elroy doing to Astro?

WHO SAYS CHESS IS BORING?
Erotic chess sets

LOVE HIS FABRIC SPRAY
Fabrice spills it all

QUISP VS. QUAKE
All the crappy stuff you loved to eat as a kid

NOTHING SAYS LOVIN' LIKE A TUBE FULL OF HOT EGGS FROM THE MICROWAVE OVEN
Incr-Edibly in-edible

I'M JUST AN ORDINARY GUY WHO LIKES USED SOCKS
Oh come on. Like there's anything weird about this.

SO GOOD, YOU WON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR BLEEDING GUMS
Shopnot for Popnots

I'M ONLY HERE FOR THE WELFARE CHECKS
Extremely offensive T-Shirts for baby

ALWAYS CUT, NEVER PLUCK
The online nose hair trimmer

I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT, SHORT AND STOUT
Like you never photographed a teapot in the nude

HERE IS MY PROFILE, HERE IS MY SPOUT
The naked teapot guy's Yahoo profile (avoid if sqeamish)

THESE WILL GO GREAT WITH MY NECROMANCER BARBIE
Clive Barker's Tortured Souls Dolls

IS THAT A PENIS ON YOUR ARM OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME?
No, that's a penis on your arm

LAMENTATIONS OF THE FATHER
Laying down the law at meal time

FINALLY, AN IDIOT WHO WON'T WORK FOR WAL-MART
Tatoo his head with your company logo

I LOVED THE FIRST HAND JOB EPISODE
Mr. Belvedere Tribute Page

I AM MY OWN GRANDPA
Some families are closer than others

PUT YOUR HOT HUEVOS IN LOS HUEVADOR
We're even linked in the auction now!

APPARENTLY, I'M "BORDERLINE"
. Now there's a surprise

THIS IS YOUR MOMENT
Prepare to spend a lot of time here

THE EXTREMELY COOL ANONYMOUS MESSAGE SERVER
Send a message out into the void and get one back

ILL WENCH: APRIL
The Internet Anagram Server

WORKS OUT TO ABOUT $33 PER TOILET
Perfect for your "theme restaurant"

SEMIOTICIST SOCIALISM IN THE WORKS OF MADONNA
Meaningless essays randomly generated by the Postmodernism Generator

CHEW ON, CHUBBY
Beef jerky and the Nobel Prize

HOW GAY ARE YOU
48%, thanks

101. NO CHANCE OF DATING JESSE HELMS
One hundred reasons to be happy that you're gay

FAUX-MO
A not particularly reliable list of gay people throughout history

GOD, I HATE EBAY
Ever notice how "bidder" sounds a lot like "bitter"?

MORE LIKE HAWAII 6-0
Hawaiian makeover, eBay style. Mahalo!

WOULD YOU SIT ON THAT?
The 10 ugliest couches in America

HOT SNAKE, COMING THROUGH
Pet snake swallows heating pad (with x-ray)

WHAT DO YOU PUT ON THE CENSUS FORM?
Liver pills turn a black man white (with photo)

THE COMMERCIAL CLOSET
The world's largest collection of gay advertising

MAYBE NOT THE BEST IDEA
The Unofficial Joyce DeWitt Home Page

IF THY FOOT OFFENDS THEE
Cut it off on a pay-per-view webcast

SAY IT WITH FLOUNDERS
Send a dead fish to a friend

CASH AND CAREY
A trailer from trash

I'M JUST TRYING TO FIGURE OUT LIFE RIGHT NOW
Mariah's message to her fans

WHEN DR. LAURA CAN'T HELP
Let Gary Coleman solve your problems

IS THAT A GUN UP YOUR ASS OR YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME
Another round of delightful Ebay auctions to benefit Project Angel Food

LOSE YOUR LUNCH IN A LOUIS VUITTON
Top designers revisit the air sick bag

LIGHT AND SHADOW, BUTTER AND SYRUP
Capturing the essence of the pancake

SMILE!
You're on Candida camera

THE GIRL WITH SOMETHING EXTRA
"Fulfill your feminine illusion."

EARTH WIND OR FIRE
They all look alike to me

THIS IS YOUR MOMENT
The thoroughly addictive new web site

ALLEN IVERSON NEEDS A WAFFLE IRON
Browse Allen and Tawanna's wish list

PLEASE KILL MY CAT
The Cat Lady and many other 911 calls

THE TOBEY MAGUIRE TALKING DOG TOY YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED
My Ebay charity auctions to benefit Project Angel Food

IDRINK.COM THEREFORE IAM.COM
Tell them what you've got in the house and they'll tell you what cocktails you can make /

JUST WHAT THE NET NEEDS
Make any web site really ugly

DAS KOOK
Sieht er wie Michael J. Fox zu Ihnen aus? l

PHILADELPHIA FREEDOM
Send Ira Einhorn a "Welcome Home" message

I GAVE MY LOVE A CHERRY
But I gave my cat an enema

BEYOND FASCINATING
Hundreds of before and after cosmetic surgery photos

WHAT CRAWLED UP YOUR ASS AND DIED?
Could be just about anything

RETURN TO SENDER
The credit card company payback letter

MIRROR, MIRROR ON THE WALL
Make George Bush reveal it all

WILFORD BRIMLEY, MODERN PRIMITIVE
Who's tattooed in Hollywood

THERE JUST HAPPENS TO BE AN OPENING
Intern opportunities in Gary Condit's office (check the link on the left hand side!)

MORE SONG POEM TORTURE
- Common Sense of Love - My Husband, Lover, Friend - That Kind of Girl

THOSE BRITS SURE KNOW HOW TO HAVE A GOOD TIME
Somehow "Human Toilet" sounds better with an English accent

WEBVAN STOCK OPTIONS I'M GONNA BE RICH! UH-OH YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?
Webvan Chapter 11 haiku

BOONE-A-PALOOZA!
Ebay auctions to benefit Project Angel Food

SLIPPER? I DON'T EVEN KNOW HER
Think of it as a "two foot penis"

SOMEBODY ANSWER THE BLENDER
There's a Mr. Frappe on 5

ENRIQUE IS INTO LEATHER
Hard to believe this didn't work

PINSCHER PAMPERS
Strange little movie of a Doberman using a diaper

SOMETIMES A GUY JUST WANTS TO FEEL PRETTY
Heartily recommended by Reverend David Culpepper

I'VE GOT A CRUSH ON YOU
Mistress Chloe puts her foot down

TIRED OF THE GRAVEYARD SCENE?
Where to meet quality Goths

SHAKE HANDS AND COME OUT EATING
Governing the behavior of "gustatory athletes" everywhere

BROTHER'S GOT SOME TEETH, Y'ALL
Props to the peep's caps

I'VE GOT JACK'S BALLS, RIGHT HERE
My Ebay auctions to benefit Project Angel Food

NOT THE BEST MEDIA BUY
An unfortunate choice of banner ad

IS THAT A BROOM BETWEEN YOUR LEGS OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME?
When you can't afford the real Elvira

HEY KIDS, IT'S MR. BLOW UP!
The original balloon animal

** WARNING: REALLY SCARY NAKED MAN**
I apologize in advance. But come on. You know I had to.

A GOOD WIFE ALWAYS KNOWS HER PLACE
I got your meat loaf, right here

"ASSORTED FLAVORS" OF WHAT, EXACTLY?
I feel just like Mrs. Gary Sinise

Q: WHAT WOULDN'T YOU DO FOR A MILLION DOLLARS? A: JEFF PROBST
The Survivor contestant application

KIDS LOVE A BEARDED CLAM
Especially when it tells knock knock jokes

CARNIVORES VS. VEGANS
The latest on Jack's football team

OH, LIKE YOU DON'T NEED A DR. DOOLITTLE SUITCASE
My Ebay auctions to benefit Project Angel Food

I'M A BIG WIENER WINDELFAN
Pass the Desitin

MR. NICE HAS NO ARMS
But that doesn't stop him from dancing, does it?

TOM'S SECRET
He's in Veronica's Closet

THANK HEAVEN FOR LITTLE
. . . GIRLS Sugar and spice and a big Wiener Windelfan

CORRINE WOOD, CATALOGUE WATCHDOG
Tackling those really important issues

I NEVER KNEW YANNI COULD BE THIS GOOD
Hook up your genitals to the stereo

THOU SHALT NOT DROP
David Cain, Juggler for Jesus

KEEP YOUR RAMROD IN MOTION
A treasure trove of unbelievably bad music

SOME BLONDES ARE DOGS
My Ebay auctions to benefit Project Angel Food

TALK ABOUT YOUR BANGERS AND MASH
British Euphemisms for male genitalia

DON'T BE SO SENSITIVE
The newest things in male nipple protection

IT'S NOT THE FIRST TIME CHER'S BEEN LICKED BY A STRANGER
Life-sized cake sculptures of famous people

NASUBI
And you thought Survivor was tough

BECAUSE SOMETIMES YOU'RE JUST TOO DRUNK TO WALK
Introducing The Barfly 2000

SAY "AHHH"
The tongue gallery

COLT OR STALLION?
Is that a fake ass in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

JUST SAY "HO"
Rate a John

TASTE OF LEAD
Food, folks and guns

POLI-GRIP ME
Dentures get me hot

SORRY, I DIDN'T SEE YOU
Poof! You're an idiot

A LIFE UNEX-SALMONED
Something else to feel "crappie" about

MORE STUFF YOU REALLY, REALLY NEED
eBay auctions for Project Angel Food

OLDIE HAWN
Why Kevin Aucoin is a millionaire

MADAME TUSSEAU ROCKS
The Pope gets stoned

SCHIZOPHRENIA SELF-DIAGNOSIS
Which one of you is taking the test?

DALE ERNHARDT WOULD STILL BE ALIVE TODAY
And he'd be much smoother

THIS OLD DRESS
What Bob Villa's kids wore to the prom

GROUND ROUND, SQUARED
Ode to the Meat Cube

WE DON'T PUT CREAM IN YOUR POOL, PLEASE DON'T PEE IN MY COFFEE
Nasty celebrities get more than they ordered from bitter waitresses

DESPERATE TIMES CALL FOR DESPERATE MEASURES
Frightening telephone personals and other neat audio

THROWING UP BRADY
When it's time to cringe, it's time to cringe

YOUR BRA IS SHOWING
Emily Duffy and her amazing bra ball

GOD WANTS ME TO SMITE YOUR ASS
Christian dominance and submission

SOMETHING FROM SPIELBERG'S STEAK SAUCE MOVIE
eBay auctions to benefit Project Angel Food

IT'S BETWEEN "CHRIST IN A HANDBAG" AND "BOGUS PAGODAS"
Buy a band name for a dollar

SHE PUTS THE "BUSH" IN "BUSHMILLS"
A web site for Jenna

DON'T STOP BELIEVING
What Would Journey Do?

I'M LATE I'M LATE, FOR A VERY IMPORTANT DATE
With my therapist

COUTURE BY MAILBOXES, ETC
. Pop Art

THEY'RE REGISTERED AT URNS 'N THINGS
Wedding tips from the Gothic Martha Stewart

PRINCE LEO'S BEEN IN THE SPIRITS AGAIN
This week's special: Helen Keller 50% off

HOGAN'S EROS
Bob Crane has a Kodak moment

ELVIS PRESLEY and LOU COSTELLO
How bands and artists got their names

LET HE WHO IS WITHOUT SIN SPILL THE FIRST SEED
Holy Masturbation!

BEND ME, SHAPE ME, ANY WAY YOU WANT ME
Puppetry of the Penis

FOOTBALL IS UNHEALTHY FOR CHILDREN AND OTHER LIVING THINGS
When footballs are outlawed, only outlaws will have footballs

USE THE BOWL IN PRIVATE
eBay auctions to benefit Project Angel Food

WHEN THE EPILADY WON'T DO IT
Hairiest man wins surgery

VOLUME, VOLUME, VOLUME
How to order 100 lbs. of silly putty

FOR THE FRIENDLY TRAVELER
They start them young in Korea

I THINK I WAS PROBED, BUT I DON'T REMEMBER
Must not have been very good

I WAS REALLY SAD AND JUNK
Existential poetry by the girl who works at The Gap

LET HE WHO IS WITHOUT SIN CAST THE FIRST PENIS
Talk about getting hard

I HATE YOU, YOU HATE ME
The Ku Klux Klan for kids

URINETOWN, THE MUSICAL
Think of it as a sort of "Les Wiz" (also see their web site)

MORE SHREK DREK
My eBay auctions to benefit Project Angel Food

WE'RE HERE, WE'RE POOR, GET USED TO IT
Welfare Mothers fight songs

JESUS, YOU CAN REALLY DRIBBLE
Holy sports figurines

FIRST THE CHESS VIDEO, NOW THIS
Clearly, Dustin Diamond is crying out for help

WHATEVER.COM
Weird freemail accounts

THE TEN-INCH COMMANDMENTS
Religious euphemisms for male masturbation

ALL PROCEEDS GO TO THE CARPAL TUNNEL ASSOCIATION
Will you sponsor me?

MOMMY, I WANT A CRACK ADDICTED BABY!
These will be harder to find this Christmas than Elmo

WETTEN DASS? DAS IST "CHARMIN"
A man identifies toilet paper by tasting it

I NEED THAT LIKE A DOG NEEDS A T-SHIRT
My eBay auctions to benefit Project Angel Food

WON'T YOU PUT A LITTLE SOMETHING IN HER CUP?
Jenny wants you to buy her some boobs

FLUFFY WANTS TO SEE OTHER PEOPLE
Use cute little animals to dump your lover

WHO WANTS TO CHEAT McDONALDS?
An entire web site devoted to cheating on their new game

WELCOME TO EXTREME IRONING
Combines the thrills of extreme sports with the satisfaction of a well pressed shirt

MOTHER MAY I SLEEP WITH STRANGER?
Another tasteful time waster

NICE FUZZY YOU GOT THERE
"Put your hidden shame on the mantelpiece."

KILL A CARIBOU FOR CHRIST
Christian Bowhunters Association

MORE ABOUT THE STAR OF "KOG HEAD AND MEATUS"
A partial list of credits for Sunday's in-studio guest

WITH A NAME LIKE "CRUISE" IT WAS BOUND TO HAPPEN
The article that started it all... les soucis continuent!

YOU CAN NEVER HAVE ENOUGH SHREK FACE MUD
Our weekly eBay auctions to benefit Project Angel Food

HE SAID HE LOVED ME, BUT HE WAS LION
Matt Lauer gets some action at Sigfried & Roy's Place

MUST BE THE SOY BEANS
The newest fetish in Japan

ANTON GUSTAVSON, SWEDISH IRON MAIDEN COVER ARTIST
Like Eilert Pilarm, but with an edge

I'LL TAKE AN END PIECE
No jokes about "cream filling"

THE AMAZING BUZZ-PHRASE-O-TRON 6000
Perfect for those pesky management reports (submitted by Don)

LOOK AT THE ASCENDERS ON THAT FONT!
Nice picas, baby.

A LITTLE SOMETHING FROM THE TURD KNOCKER AND BALL BOY
The Oz Prison Bitch Name Generator

ANYONE WHO DOESN'T LIKE THIS BOOK IS TOTALLY RETARDED
Reviews of "A Mother's Gift", by Lynne and Brittney Spears

ICE VS. EMINEM
Concerned netizens speak out on the Vanilla Ice message boards

I'M SEEING AN ILLEGAL FILE COMMAND
Microsoft vs. Psychic Friends

TALK ABOUT YOUR NYLA-BONE!
Dildoes from the animal kingdom

PIE MEN ARE A GIRL'S BEST FRIEND
The Strange World of Chrissy LeCreme

OK, BUT WHERE'S THE LUBE?
I have no idea why this makes me laugh

POORLY DESIGNED WEB SITE OF THE WEEK

IN ANY LANGUAGE, THIS BABY SUCKS
"Das ist doch total uncool."

DANCE, DIETER, DANCE!
Get down with the Teutonic Funk Machine

COURTNEY LOVE, CIRCA 2011
Effects of drugs and prostitution on one woman over a 10 year period

WHEN YOU CARE ENOUGH TO SEND YOUR VERY BEST
Think of it as a "Ballmark" card

HARD TO BELIEVE SHE'S STILL SINGLE
If only she wasn't afraid to ask for what she wanted

GOLLY, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL STORY
Never give up

WURN SNELL OF COLITAS
he truth behind "Hotel California"

JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCRAPS
Our weekly eBay auctions to benefit Project Angel Food

CROUCHING MONKEY, HIDDEN BANANA
A short movie of a chimp practicing karate

I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO SIT ON IT OR LICK IT
The age old question

SO THAT'S WHAT THOSE THINGS ARE FOR
Baby Smasher

LOOKS GREAT WITH RALPH LAUREN SHEETS
Comes with everything but the sack

MAYBE I'M NOT DONE WITH HANDEL AFTER ALL
High class pranks = quality torture

LET YOU FINGERS DO THE WALKING
I'm typing with one hand

OVUM AD NAUSEAM
Thousands of "Easter Eggs" in movies, software, music, books, TV and art

PEOPLE FOR THE ETHICAL TREATMENT OF EDIBLES
The fascinating world of Peep research

I LOVE LONG WALKS, CANDLE LIGHT DINNERS AND GENOCIDE
The skin head personals

REFLEX TESTER
This is really addictive

PEOPLE HERE TEND TO KEEP TO THEMSELVES
Sister city to Fucking, Austria

MAYBE THINGS AREN'T SO BAD AFTER ALL
A compendium of human suffering, for your amusement

SASQUATCH ALERT
They come out of hibernation in the spring

TIME CUBE = HIGHEST ORDER
Missed medication = This web site

PRAY FOR BRITNEY
And say a little something for Alan, while you're at it

WHY IS JOHN TESH SELLING VITAMINS?
So you have the strength to listen to his music

AND NO LILIES, DAMN IT!
More reasonable requests from your favorite divas

STAND UP AND PEE COUNTED
Now you both can leave the seat up

SEE BRAD GARRETT'S $100 FLASHLIGHT
Our celebrity swag on eBay. Proceeds go to Project Angel Food

WHY IS THIS BEER DIFFERENT FROM ANY OTHER BEER?
Just don't have it with Pork Rinds

MY NAME IS SLIM OY VEY-DY
It's a hip hop seder!

YOUR EXTRA SPECIAL BONUS LINKS, JUST FOR BEING SO GOOD

WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME, BLOOD?
They all suck

THE BEST DESKTOP TOY IN THE WORLD
Download a desktop Theramin. MAC and PC versions.

THE NOT SO LITTLE DRUMMER BOY
The one in the grass is my favorite

JESUS, THAT'S NOT APPLE JUICE!
We like to think of it as "Holy Water"

YOU CAN'T SPELL "ANALYSIS" WITHOUT "ANAL"
A Christian analysis of Lady and the Tramp II

DO YOU DO URINE TESTS HERE?
Then wash your hands and make me a sandwich

READ MY CHEEKS
Your ass is your fortune

NICE HAT
Take it off or I won't annually probe you

OH, LIKE YOU DON'T NEED A "VIVA ROCK VEGAS" CLOCK
Our weekly eBay auctions to benefit project Angel Food

IT'S A LITTLE "MOPPET
" Put the damn kid to work

NICE PLACE TO FUCKING VISIT
But I wouldn't want to fucking live there

HE'S GOT LEGS, HE KNOWS HOW TO USE THEM
It's just wrong, wrong, wrong.

I PITY THE FOOL WHO GETS THIS NEWSLETTER
A comprehensive archive of Mr. T sound bytes

JESUS, MY KNEE IS BLEEDING
The Father, The Son and the Holy Band-Aid

VENISON, ANYONE?
Nice Rack

COULDN'T THEY JUST CALL AAA?
Just don't ask them for a jumper cable

IN THE INTEREST OF SCIENCE
Not for the furbish

I GOT THE ADDAM'S FAMILY
Gee, there's a surprise

JUST EUPHEMISMS PLEASE, WE'RE BRITISH
I'm no winnie, but did you see J Los' doos?

THE CORNED BEEF ISN'T MOVING
Visit our charity auctions on Ebay. This week's specials: canned meat and porno

CLICK ON MY GIANT LIPS
Too much collagen distorts your design sense

I GUESS "MEAT TUBE" WAS TAKEN
The worst product name ever

I'LL GET BACK TO YOU.COM
The most romantic way to propose since hiding the ring up your ass

WON'T YOU BUY MY BEAVER?
Visit our charity auctions on Ebay, sponsored by NBC.*

*Nothing But Crap

SAY, NICE PILLOWS
Too bad they're not real

HOW ABOUT "TOO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS"?
Eric conveys an emotion

THE STEPFORD DOLLS
Barbie goes Amish

SHE'LL BEND OVER BACKWARDS FOR YOU
My favorite is liznew1.jpg

UNIDENTIFIED F***ING OBJECT
Ok, but I think we ALL inflate that way

OH GROW UP
Suck on this, you big baby

DUSTIN DIAMOND TEACHES CHESS
What happens to sitcom stars when the laughter stops

DON'T FORGET THE DROP CLOTH
She only works with latex

WO IST EILERT?
Find out where the Swedish Elvis is knocking them dead this week

OWH OT UTSMARTO APSTERN
The deceptively simple Aimster Pig Encoder

SKIP THIS, YOU FREAK
The first annoying fitness craze of the New Millennium

WAITER, THERE'S A COCK IN MY SOUP
Visit our sales site on Ebay. It's all for charity, so fork it over.

KENNY ROGERS RINGERS
Know when to walk away, and know when to run

MY BARBIES NEVER LOOKED LIKE THIS
And Ken couldn't be happier

PUT ON YOUR BONRAOOS, YOU'VE GOT A 12:01!
Is that a crate in your boof or are you just a gump?

WHAT YOUR MOTHER WAS LISTENING TO WHEN SHE WENT INTO LABOR
Find out what the number one song was on the day you were born

TALK ABOUT YOUR MATTERHORNS!
Take a trip down Flash Mountain

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO BABY JAMES?
He's part of the Sissy Boy Web Ring

TZANGAVATH & GYNNXOTICA, SITTIN' IN A TREE . .
. The Goth Couple of the Week

IT'S JUST LIKE A FAIRY TALE
Except the prince doesn't wake her up

WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH KEDS TODAY?
Walk the dog! And step on it!

ONLY 34 SHOPPING DAYS UNTIL PASSOVER
Visit our sales site on Ebay. It's all for charity, so make with the gelt.

FOR SALE BY MENTAL PATIENT
Almost makes Ebay look safe

DOES CALISTA LOOK FAT TO YOU?
Lara Flynn Boyle, eat your heart out

FINALLY, MORE INTERNET PORN
Make any web site dirty with the Pornolizer

JUST DON'T VIRTUALLY STEP IN IT
The Virtual Dog Shit Creator

MOMMY, THAT CLOWN SHAVED ME
Sometimes you need a clown to beat the hell out of you.

SPRUCE UP YOUR JUICE!
Just a spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down.

DON'T FORGET YOUR RUBBERS
The strange world of wet socks

DAVID G. HALL = "SIX TOES"
A little something from "The Just" and "The Toweler".

TINKLE THE IVORIES
They put the "P" in piano.

PLEASE GET DAVID HASSELHOFF OUT OF MY GARAGE
Visit our sales site on Ebay. It's all for Charity, so make with the coin.

DIAL 6 FOR MURDER
What does your phone number spell?

OOPS, I RECOMBINED AN ELECTRON WITH A DOPED SEMICONDUCTOR AGAIN
The Britney Spears Guide to Semiconductor Physics

HAUTE COUTURE FROM ACE HARDWARE
It's the latest thing!

LEAVE THE GNOMES ALONE
Sneezy, Grumpy, Dopey and Bloody

GARY COLEMAN'S NASTY ASS SEX CALLS
There's nothing good about this.

HI, I'M APRIL AND I HAVE CHAPPED LIPS
The first step to getting better is admitting you have the problem,

WON'T SOMEONE BUY MY VAGINA?
Visit our sales site on Ebay, and just look at all the crap we're selling! It's all for Charity, so bid up.

HEY! THERE'S ART ON MY CAR!
That's a copious envelope you've got there. Schplutz much?

MAYBE IF WE CLAP HARD, ENOUGH HE'LL GO AWAY
"Is 47 too old for such notions?" Um... yeah.

HEY, SPEAK ENGRISH WHY DONTCHA?
Let's have such a coffee now! (suggested by our listener, Gregg)

DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS TARP?
He ain't heavy, he's enormous.

NICE RACK, JOHN
An invaluable resource for men only.

VALENTINE E-CARDS
Send your Valentine some truly original and disturbing greetings.

WHAT'S IN YOUR NAME? THE KABALARIAN NAME ANALYZER
Hello, Stapler. Meet my friend, Lamp. By the way, has anyone seen Toast?

SAY, IS THAT AN ENORMOUS BAG OF PEANUTS ON EBAY, OR ARE YOU JUST FUND RAISING?
Visit our sales site on Ebay, and just look at all the crap we're selling! It's all for Charity, so bid up.

JUNO'S UNBELIEVABLY SCARY SERVICE AGREEMENT
Check out number 2.5. Makes you want to sign up right now!

AND JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE ME . . . .
The University of Toronto's "rigorous fellatio" study

Baby let me be your little objet d'art
The Velvet Elvis Gallery

Play Misty for me
"Force sensitive" musical condom

I want this on my coffee table
Makes a great ashtray

Two hoods up
White supremicists go to the movies

May the feet be with you
The sock puppet version of Return of the Jedi

The Zagat of hooters
A comprehensive guide to strip clubs

Are you sure that's sugar in the gas tank?
People who have sex with their cars

Whore of a different color
She's looking for a little blue man group action

Lordco Products
"Making Blasphemy Fun Since 1998"

More interesting than the CBS line-up
Les Moonves, take note

Screw Paypal
The Oral Sex Donation System

Cat in the Kettle
Requires Flash

69 x 2 =
The Orgasmic Calculator

What a dick
Steven Seagal, musician

The Sex Watch
Time to get digital