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12 THINGS YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER IN LIFE By Slidey and Smashy

1. Your name, ok it it sounds stupid but it is very important! What if someone called out "Is Billy Bob Joe here " And you answer, "I'm Billy Bob Joe" and it turns out that Billy Bob Joe is going to be put in the NUT House. So in conclusion if you don't remember your name and you answer to a different name your screwed. Unless you answer to a name like Diana M.C Truong and it turns out that she just won 1 million dollars and she isn't there to receive the money, so you decided to use her name and take the 1 million dollars for your self. (Oh yeah if you do that to me your dead!!!!!!!) (Slidey thought of this one)

2. STAIRS ARE DANGEROUS, they are dangerous b/c they just are. You could really hurt you self, for example you decide to slide down the banister just like SLidey  and then you run into the wall (Ouch!!!) Or you fly down the stairs like Wonderwomen and smacks into the wall (Oh that has to hurt) and I can't forget this one, it’s the most common mistake ever, you walk down the stairs and slip on a puddle of water and you end up just like Slippy, on crutches for about 3 weeks. (Slidey thought of this one)

3. Homework is also dangerous, in a way. Too much of it can kill you. (Slidey thought of this one)

4.  Never eat beans, and then go out b/c you could kill someone with your gas. (Smashy thought of this one)

5. Never trust nykki, aka wonder woman b/c just don't!
 It’s not safe  (Smashy thought of this one)

6. Moms live for embarrassing you, they just do that’s why.( I don't really have an explanation) this is what Smashy said "umm. . .for our own good? And uhh. . To scare away boyfriends they don't like?" that is a good reason. (Smashy thought of this one)

7. Brush your teeth, so you don't knock out the guy you like with your breath when you say "hi" (Smashy thought of this one)

8.  " Beat around the bush" (you know, not getting to the point right away, but here we mean literally beating around the bush) because your pants might get caught on the bush, and tear a hole in your pants! (Smashy thought of this one)

9. Saying bit me, to a 2 year, it's very dangerous (Slidey thought of this one)

10. Acting stupid can have advantages and disadvantages.
(Slidey thought of this one)
11. Knowing where the bathroom is, b/c you will crap in your pants sooner or later if you get lost.

12. Knowing how to read, what if you walked into the wrong bathroom.(if you know what I mean)