Farewell, My Mujical Beef CD Lyrics

FAREWELL, MY MUJICAL BEEF

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Released: Monday, August 28th, 2006
Running Time: 46:14.35
Tracks: 12
Singles: Guinness Draught of World Records, Orange Julius Caesar Salad Dressing

Track	Title (Runtime)	Audio Clip*	Buy Track
1	I'm Gonna Need at Least More Napkins (3:00)	Listen	Purchase
2	Extra Deals, Extra Savings, Extra Oomph! (2:36)	Listen	Purchase
3	Guinness Draught of World Records (3:50)	Listen	Purchase
4	Green with Envy, Pink with Denial (3:14)	Listen	Purchase
5	If This Premonition Proves to be True, Then Your False Statement Deserves a Round of Applause (2:49)	Listen	Purchase
6	Glazed Doughnuts for Me, Tube Socks for Karl Winslow (7:24)	Listen	Purchase
7	Orange Julius Caesar Salad Dressing (5:39)	Listen	Purchase
8	Milk Johnson (3:49)	Listen	Purchase
9	My Grandma Always Said Life Was Like a Can of Mayo (3:04)	Listen	Purchase
10	Carmel Sandiego (2:18)	Listen	Purchase
11	Slide Your Coaster Under the Cup of Des Moines (3:12)	Listen	Purchase
12	Don't Make Me Live a Life Only I Can Afford (4:51)	Listen	Purchase

TRIVIA

The "character" of Bob the Jerkhead in "Don't Make Me Live a Life Only I Can Afford" is based off of Larry the Cable Guy, who we all hate here at ColdmaN5, due to his fake redneck accent and...oh yeah, his lack of funny jokes. Hopefully, he dies very soon.
The song "Milk Johnson" features several references to past albums, and past musical endeavors from the members of ColdmaN5. As he is flipping through channels in the song, "Orange Julius Caesar Salad Dressing" is referenced, along with "Close the Lid on my Mango Machine" (a ColdmaN5 tune off the album "Bingo Patties and Mango Machines"), "Pop Meets the Metal God" (a song by CheeseCoat McTafferson before his ColdmaN5 days...it sucks), "Don't Forget It (Songs of the Anatomy Teacher" (a song by Earthworm in Cowboy Hat before his ColdmaN5 days...it sucks). It also shows their hatred for "rock" groups Nickelback and Green Day, and their unending support for al-Qaeda brand hot dogs.
This is the final album for the original line-up for ColdmaN5. Bandmember Earthworm in Cowboy Hat dropped out when he discovered ColdmaN5 was big in Japain, citing "irreconcilable differences". This left CheeseCoat McTafferson to carry on the ColdmaN5 tradition solo. His debut album dropped November 3rd, 2006. He dissolved the band immediately after its release.