BINGO PATTIES AND MANGO MACHINES

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Released: Monday, February 14th, 2005
Total runtime: 47:11.50
Singles: Close the Lid on My Mango Machine, Ronald Reagan's Alzheimer Beard
Tracks: 14

• "Melvin Poppyseed", the twelfth track on the album, is the shortest ColdmaN5 track in existence
• "Time Out for Bingo Patties" was written as a "techno-slogan" for a fictional product
• "Rosa Parks Bus Pass", written well before her death, was considered too offensive shortly after its release by both bandmembers. An inoffensive tune ("I Think Termites Are Eating Me") was written to replace it on future copies, but was awful, and therefore was never used. This leads us to another bit of trivia....
• Earthworm in Cowboy Hat wrote and recorded five songs (one of them the aforementioned "I Think Termites Are Eating Me"), releasing them under the band name Boombacher (based off a failed ColdmaN5 title). The disc sucks, though, so don't ever expect to hear the final result. I wouldn't be surprised if it was burned.
• "Motion Detector Romance" was far and away CheeseCoat McTafferson's worst effort of the year. It can be found on "Total Trash Cans: The Worst of ColdmaN2005" as the #2 worst N5 song of the entire year.

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