AWARDS THIS SIGHT HAZ ONE

	Voted "#1 New ColdmaN5 Site" by the residents of Spidrock*. -Spidrock Monthly, July, 2005 <---Figure 2.1 The Planet Spidrock, incorrectly known as "Saturn" in many school text books NOTE: On Spidrock, #1 is actually a letter that stands for "sauerkraut".
	ColdmaN5 voted "Best New Band" by the International Society of Waffle Engineering
	Best New Band voted "ColdmaN5" by Bill Cosby's thumb <----Figure A3P. A statue of Bill Cosby's right thumb
	Band Site of the Year--Jimmy Kimmel "IF I listened to music, and that's a big "if", now that music is outlawed, and whatnot, but if I did listen to music...and again, I'm not saying I do, but IF I did, this MIGHT be a band I could get into. You know, under the right frame of mind. [simulates toking bowl with hands][laughs]. You know what I mean? [laughs]"-Jimmy Kimmel
	Nostradamus' Prestigious Best Band of the Future Award Way back in, like, 1598, he claimed there would be a band. He couldn't exactly place the name, but he said it sounded like Mancold Hives. And this band would come. And people would laugh. Not directly at them, but with them. In unison. Click here to hear what I mean. Then again, this creep also predicted the end of the world would happen, like thirty times by now. Idiot.