NEWS

May 31st, 2009: "3 Faces" Lyrics Posted; New Album Coming Soon!

Greetings, bongos! This is CheeseCoat McTafferson with another bi-yearly installment of ColdmaN5 updates. The topic? I've finally added the lyrics to the long-awaited Earthworm in Cowboy Hat solo album "3 Faces of July"! Go here to check them out. I also posted the two singles from the album, "Swamp Fire Tales" (as catchy a song as we've ever recorded), and "Penis Boobie Fart Poop" (every bit as sophomoric as you'd expect) to the Downloads page, so feel free to check those out, even though you can listen to the entire album for free from our Reverbnation page.

On to some other news...now seems just as good a time as any to reveal that Earthworm in Cowboy Hat has just completed his SECOND consecutive solo album. The title and track listing will be revealed within the coming weeks, but needless to say it's more of the same, meaning ColdFans will not be disappointed! Though there is no release date set for it, as we're still trying to get the word out about this one, it's virtually guaranteed that it will be out before the end of the year, so expect the first single to hit some time this summer!

There has also been some concern (not really, I just made that line up) that cheesesticks are going out of style. Don't fear. I just spoke with a god-like entity who revealed that bread with cheese on top will continue to be devoured until the end of time, circa in three months. Shit.

Lastly, many of you are wondering (and again, no one is) what our ol' boy CheeseCoat has been up to. After all, ColdmaN5 has always been a two-man group. In fact, any TRUE fan knows that a third member, Lady Klondike, was officially added a little less than a year ago, but has yet to appear on any tracks. What gives? The answer is simple: Though his current whereabouts are protected by copyright laws, he and Lady Klondike are both doing well, and will be hitting the studio before the end of the year. Though the NY Post hinted that CheeseCoat's hiatus from the band was due to a "falling out", we can tell you that's FAR from the truth. Just like everything else printed in New York.

Also, you will notice that no albums are available to download from the Releases page. It's been this way for a while, unfortunately. We are currently looking for ways to permanently host the files for as little money as possible. I mean, did you really think ColdmaN5 was a cash cow?

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