NEWS

August 9th, 2008: "Johnny Big Toes" Canceled; e-Store Link Fixed; N5 Overtaking Local Garage Sale

For those of you in dire need of a ColdmaN5 update here we go: "Johnny Big Toes", which was to be the third single off of ColdmaN5's latest release "Hard Granite: The Extra Perrestrial", has been canceled. This was due to a few reasons, but most notably a lack of time and interest in the project...from both the bandmembers, and the listening public. However, as a consolation prize, you can view the completed video for "Ruptured Colons on the Floor Floor Floor" instead!

Moving along at a crispy, buttery rate, the link to the e-Store, located at left, has finally been fixed. A little problem in the code was responsible for that, but now you can worm your way through, and check out all of the delicious ColdmaN5 albums available for sale! And buy some! All albums are just $7, including shipping (to anywhere in the US)!

And in one final note, anyone that lives in the Hiiliard/Columbus, OH areas should check out ColdmaN5's Myspace page for information on a garage sale that CheeseCoat McTafferson himself will be partaking in! On top of getting rid of some things he doesn't need, he will also have a few copies of "Hard Granite", and maybe a couple older titles, available for sale for a mere THREE BUCKS! That's a steal! So help support a poor, untalented bastard by purchasing an album or two!

UPDATE (8/15/08)

I just realized something...the pages in "New Line Cinnamon presents...", CheeseCoat McTafferson's lone solo album from late, 2006, weren't working! It was because that dumb Chinese bitch Silly Me forgot to create pages for them! That issue has been corrected, and all the pages should be working. Special thanks to Timpromptu for notifying me of the issue, and that bear in the woods for providing me with the log cabin that I call home.

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