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Band Jokes!

Just some nice, fun, band/instrument jokes, have fun, i know you will

Flute Jokes

How do concert band flute players does it take to change a light bulb?

They ask their boyfriend to do it for them.

How many flute players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only 1, but she'll break 10 bulbs before she realizes they can't be pushed in.

How many flute players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but she'll have to twist it back and forth for an hour to make sure she gets it just right.

How many flutes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one - she simply holds it up and the world revolves around her.

What do you call a good flute section?


How can you tell if a plane is full of flute players?

When the engines stop, the whining continues

Piccolo Jokes

How do you get two piccolo players to play in unison?

Shoot one.

What is the range of a piccolo?

Oh, about twenty yards on a good day.

What is the definition of perfect pitch in a piccolo?

When you throw it in the toilet and it doesn't hit the rim.

One day in heaven, the Lord decided He would
visit the earth and take
a stroll. Walking down the road, He encountered a man
who was crying.
The Lord asked the man, "Why are you crying, my son?"

The man said that he was blind and had never seen a
sunset. The Lord
touched the man who could then see... and he was

As the Lord walked further, He met another man crying
and asked, "Why are you crying my son?"

The man was born a cripple and was never able to
walk. The Lord
touched him and he could walk... and he was happy.

Farther down the road, the Lord met another man who
was crying and
asked, "Why are you crying, my son?"

The man said, "Lord I'm a high school band director."
....... and the Lord sat down and cried with him.