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According to Richard...
Bored Sheep is one of the best music groups in the history of
mankind. It is made up of five beastly kids. Richard Shi is the
lead singer and the Chinese bastard. Sean Logan is the
obligatory guitarist with long hair. Jackson Wynne is the lead
guitarist, or Guitar Hero. Sean Freeland is the Bass Player and
the horrible actor. Adam Weinstein is the beastly Jewish
drummer.
Bored Sheep has its band practices at Adam’s house
on Mondays and Wednesdays. We play for only a little while, and
then we play basketball in DFS. The basketball games are
awesome. Richard and Adam are on one team and Sean Logan and
Jackson on the other. Sean Freeland is the Ref, and a pretty
good one at that. He makes great calls, but even so, Adam and
Richard always lose.
On Wednesdays, the band tries to get work on music
and get some practice. However, we usually don’t since because a
few diehard Bored Sheep fans (Lenna and Katrina) always show up
at the practices and bother the members. We tried to get rid of
them, by hiding, making loud noises, and even have Gabe as a
bodyguard. But each method didn’t work. Finally, the band
captain, Jackson, made a little compromise. The deal is that
they cannot bother the band until after the Battle of the Bands.
Bored Sheep is going to play at the Battle of the
Bands and they are going to be awesome. So there you have it,
the awesome, sweet, and beastly band known as BORED SHEEP!!!
According to Sean...
RICHARD SHI IS A BIG CHINESE BASTARD.
Jackson is a beast at guitar and guitar solos.
Sean Logan is pretty sweet at guitar.
Jethro (Adam) is wicked hot.
You can’t even hear Sean Freeland because nobody cares about
bass.
We have large guitar amps.
We PWN the Spanks!!! PWNAGE IS OURS, Y’HEAR!?!
Conor Wynne is Jackson’s brother, and he sucks at bass.
We have sweet stage antiques.
Richard gets wicked-pumped all the time.
We have groupies and roadies.
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