This is x-tina BASS's o-fish-al fashion wardrobe stylist person..... yeah, anyways she coordinates all our bad ass outfits for our concerts and music videos she is the brains behind Gramenwi's signature green sequened pants and Caco's excellent vest.
Donna is BASS's personal assistant and probably the only reason the band is still alive. I mean she does everything for us! Alas we have to pay her 30% however without Donna here we simply could not function... Here Donna is on the set of the forest of the night music video and the reason behind her skeptical look is because Caco just asked her to scrape the gum off the bottom of her shoe and Donna's figuring out if that's in her job description. Let's face it, when you are getting paid 30% of BASS's salary, anything is in your job description!
Thank God for Paul! Paul is BASS's lawyer and he has gotten us out of a number of threatening lawsuits, such as the lyrics to Moses the Pillbug which some find offensive. Like Aspo, he just oozes smartness. However Paul really likes legal boring crap. But hey, he knows his politics!
Aspo is BASS's manager and the real brains behind BASS, she recognizes our good ideas from bad ones, and keeps us on budget like a pro. Here she is smiling smuggly after a meeting with a top record executive.
Lindsey Lichen...not REALLY a BASS employee, but since he does all of GraMenWi's laundry and cooks her stuff in exchange for her (kinda) devotion, he is sorta an employee. Here he is framed by the leaves in his backyard...which is a National Forest...where he lives...
The bodyguards
Caco's gaurds
Bo is the first of Caco's amazing body guards. Fresh out of prison, he only refers to himself in the third person such as, "Bo does not appeaciate you stereotyping him!" Bo is Caco's #1 bodyguard and does his job like a pro.
Javier is Caco's second bodyguard. When paired with Bo, they are a super intimidating team. Javier is keepin the staff multicultural with his latino roots. Although he doesn't have an accent he adds a unique flare to the body gaurd team with his cowboy boots and goatee. Caco can sure pick'em!
Jabe's guards
Talk about your cultural flare! Olaf Askleson is Jabe's bodyguard who also happens to be a real live viking! Deciding to trade in life on the high seas for a chance to tour with BASS, this gentle giant will talk to you all night long, but he won't let you in to see Jabe. That Olaf what a guy!
Hitoshi is Jabe's second bodyguard and he's a ninja. Jabe hired him for maximum stealth and although it may look like she's all alone, you can bet Hitoshi's not to far behind her. In this case he conceals himself behind some bushes, "he's a sneak-sy little hobbit ninja he is"
Gramewi's guard
Gramenwi only needs one bodyguard because The Bicep is so incredibly mag-normus he can do the job all by himself. An accelerating quantum physics student, The Bicep attends lectures weekly on his day off. Although his gruff exterior may throw you, The Bicep is an okay guy, although no one has ever heard him talk except Gramenwi. The fact that he was fed steroids as a child acounts for his mutated giant bicep and the fact that his toes are the wrong way around, but the Bicep perservered and now has one of the best jobs in the world, working for BASS!
Vasi's guards
Vasi's bodyguard Outback Karl, is from Australia. Like an Indiana Jones from downunder, Karl uses him speed, stealth, and whip to keep away skanks and to guide Vasi through large crowds of BASS fans. Karl is very charming but not in a skanky way.
Chief How is Vasi's second bodyguard whose body's like a rock. Although he doesn't speak much, he can be heard muttering Indian chants under his breath. Chief How is a nice guy who is also very wise. He and Karl became good friends when How offered Karl a lucky feather as a peace offering.
