~Mugshots~
Unfortunately police stations don't always wait for the oportune moment to snap a bass-tacular mug shot. Luckily, BASS is usually on their game, unless they are under the influence. Most celebrities with mutiple mug shots have a variety of poses usually one is better than the other. for example lets take our Idol Axl Rose:
As you can see taking a good mug shot is an art form. Even the sexiest, most bad ass lead singer (see left) couldn't pull off consecutive good pictures. If there was ever a bad picture of Axl Rose, this might be it (see right).
Now that we have demonstrated that it is possible for the most awesome celebrities (yes, even BASS) not to look their best, lets get down to the crimes:
Caco
As you can see, Caco hardly ever misses a beat. This arrest occured in San Antonio Texas During a nation-wide tour. The charge : Loitering. While leaning up against the wall for Donna to come out of a convenience store with dipin dots for the band, San Antonio police aprehended Caco in a malicious take down, heckling with Bo & Javier and spilling the ice cream in the process. This incident landed Javier in the pen for a night after he kicked an officer with his steel toed boots. Obviously, bail was posted and BASS agreed never to play in San Antonio again. Texas... What evs....
This rather unforntunate mugshot was taken while Caco was giving the policeman behind the desk a "oh no you didn't!" look because he made some joke about bass guitar being weak which it definately is not. Anywayz back to the crime, the charges: Public intoxication, vandalism, and assult and battery. this plethra of bad-ass charges came about one evening while Caco was partying a little too hard. Upset because Donna had forgoten the kegs and totally ruined the Oscar party Gramenwi was throwing, Caco decided to take a walk (along with some hardcore drugs) and stumbled upon an Aaron Carter concert.
Intent upon making a public spectacle of both his sucky-ness and her own superiority, Caco angrily tried to push past the body gaurd onto the stage and failed. She then got angry, kicked the body gaurd in the shin, spit on his neck and ran over to Aaron's "tour bus" broke the window, spit on that too. When the cops came she attempted to run away before passing out as a result of the combination of drugs. Not Caco's most valient moment but none-the-less awesome. If only she could remember it....
Vasi:
This was Vasi's first arrest and mugshot. Obviously, she was so afraid of what AsPoo and Paul would say when they heard she'd been arrested, that she cringed in horror and tried to block the shot. THIS ARREST WAS SO LAME! The charge: J-WALKING!!!!! Yes! To her own concert stadium! Evidently, the police in Brisbane, Kansas had nothing better to do than arrest her right infront of all those fans. Unwilling to cancel the concert BASS-1 and the fans marched to the police department with "Free Vasi" signs and shouting chants like "Let BASS play, free Vasi today!" She went free a half hour later (and BASS went on to play a rockin' concert) but the mugshot was still taken and the charges were still filed.
We all know Vasi's a moocher. But those lucky enough to know her personally know the case is much more severe; Yes, Vasi is a grabbing moocher (meaning she doesn't wait for a yes, she goes and snatches the doritos/candy/goldfish/grammy/drug out of another's hand). This time her mooching condition got her in trouble with the British government. While having tea with the queen, Vasi noticed the sparkle of her beautiful crown.
Vasi: Could you pass the...woah! That's one bad ass crown. Way better than mine, Pierre's so cheap...
Queen: Oh yes dearie. 'Twas my great-great-great-great grandmother's and was made for her by Lancelot's great-great-grandson from diamonds said to have come from the deepest...
Vasi: Silence! I want it!!!
Queen: What! No way, it's a family treasure and a Crown Jewel-ith!
Vasi: Aaannd it's MINE!
Suddenly Vasi lunged at the queen knocking her unconcious. But before she could place the crown on her head, 15 bobbies rushed toward her, wrestled her to the ground, and arrested her on the spot. Needless to say, Vasi wasn't allowed back into Buckingham palace for a month!
Gromenwi:
The first time that GraMenWi got arrested, it was truly an instance of shame, not only for her but for her family. The crime: Littering. Yes, the girl who is married to the foremost animal/forest/tree/anything breathing air activist in the world, perhaps the entire universe, was arrested for leaving her Dunking Stix wrapper on a picnic table during a photoshoot session break. They were shooting in a National Park for Forest of the Night and since Lindsey just can't get enough of those trees, he trailed along. At lunch, when GraMenWi got up to take her position alongside a giant oak, Lindsey noticed that she had not thrown away her wrapper...AND TOLD A PARK RANGER! Her own husband contacted the authorities. Since it was hick town, she was arrested instead of just fined a couple of bucks. When Lindsey discovered later, however, that GraMenWi was his means of living, he soon bailed her out with Sailor Boy's college fund.
GraMenWi could be said to be passionate: for life, that is. That is why on a Alaskian Cruise with Lindsey (and Scott Weiland, who was hidden in her compartment closet 95% of the time) she was arrested for trying to steal a polar bear. While Lindsey was out rock climbing or protesting the sea food buffet on deck or something, GraMenWi and Scott smoked some serious pot and GraMenWi had the marvelous idea that a polar bear would make a great pet. They're furry, loveable, and love Coca Cola: how funny! Coca Cola! So she and Scott stumbled on deck and tried singing a song to a far away polar bear.
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GraMenWi: Ooo, oo, oo POLAR BEAR!
Scott: Ooo, oo, ooo, Over there!
GraMenWi: Ooo, ooo, ooo, swim over here!
Scott: Ooo, ooo, OOo, we'll give you some beer!
GraMenWi: HA! A drunk polar bear!
Scott: That'd be awesome!"
The polar bear, soothed by the melodic sounds of their stoned singing, swam up to the boat and clambered on and just as GraMenWi was about to open it a bottle of BASS Ale, Lindsey ran up and pulled her away... AND TOLD ON HER AGAIN! Of course, he bailed her out of jail...AGAIN...and took Scott and her to the zoo to make her forgive him.
