You Know You Are Living In 2004 When:
1. You accidentally
enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played
solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of
15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail your
friend who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for
not staying in touch with friends is that they do
not
have e-mail addresses.
6. When you go home
after a long day at work you still answer the
phone
in a business manner.
7. When you make
phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to
get
an outside line.
8. You've sat at the
same desk for four years and worked for three
different
companies.
10. You learn you've
been laid off on the
11. Your boss doesn't
have the ability to do your job.
12. Contractors
outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get
long-service
awards.
13. You read this
entire list, and kept nodding and smiling.
14. As you read this
list, you think about forwarding it to your
"friends"
15. You got this
e-mail from a friend that never talks to you any more,
except
to send you jokes from the net.
16. You are too busy
to notice there was no 9.
17. You actually
scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a No. 9.