Hello, and welcome to the official AvantGarde secret area #1. This is essentially just a secret area with many different secrets about secret things. If you can't keep a secret, click here.

I don't expect anyone to find this page by themselves, but someone might. If you are a cheeky and like looking at people's secret areas, click here.

If you have found this page - you are probably proficient in highlighting text to reveal hidden text. Highlighting hidden text is illegal and is punishable by highlighting one's weaknesses, especially if it is an amusing one.

You can go through to our section especially dedicated to a certain Mr Matt Sloper here

To continue surfing the AvantGarde net space just click back and fuck off out of my secret area. :)