TOO PISSED TO DRIVE
Just got home from a party
Got inside and turned on the TV
Paid the guy from the taxi
Went back inside to take a pee.
Because I am too pissed to drive
If I jump I feel like I'll fly
Because I am too pissed to see
The taxi driver tried to kill me.
Just got home from watching TV
Got inside and turned on the party
Paid the guy to take a pee
Went back inside to catch the taxi.
Because I am too pissed to write
I can't write a song when I am this high
Because I am too pissed to pee
I forgot to put up the toilet seat.
Just got home from watching the taxi
Got inside and turned on the pee
Paid the guy for watching TV
Went back inside to take a party.
Because I am too pissed to fly
I feel like I will fall out the sky
Because I am too pissed to be
Pronouncing these words properly.
Because I am too pissed to walk
I don't know how I can even talk
Because I am too pissed to think
That I can take another drink
So I'll stop now.
