PIECE OF SHIT CAR
Hey, just coz u cant afford to buy a pulsar.
Don't mean you gotta buy a piece of shit car.
Just coz Chrysler makes them, don't mean they're cool.
If your gonna buy one, then your a fucken fool.
Don't buy a piece of shit.
Don't buy a Valliant.
You might think its fucking mint.
But its a piece of shit.
Who the fuck stuck a slant 6 in a tank?
Oh shit, I got no more money left in my bank.
Had to pay for all the repairs on a slab of lead with wheels.
The bottom fell out coz of shitty window seals.
Don't buy a piece of shit.
Don't buy a Valliant.
You might think its fucking mint.
But its a piece of shit.
Way back in the old days.
When Valliant's weren't driven by gays.
People still preferred to take the steam train.
Coz if the wheels fell off they wouldn't feel shamed.
Don't buy a piece of shit.
Don't buy a Valliant.
You might think its fucking mint.
But its a piece of shit.
