FALL ON YOUR ASS
I saw her, at a party.
She turned round, and looked straight at me.
I walked down, to change the C.D.
And then I walked in to the door.
I turned round, a bit dizzy.
She looked and she laughed at me.
I dropped my beer and car keys.
And then I fell on to the floor.
I got up, all stumbly.
She was still looking at me.
She tripped over my car keys.
She wasn't laughing any more.
