•  Love Delicatessen
•  Video Killed The Radio Star
  
•  Mobile Home
  
•  Japan
  
•  Sunshine
  
•  Back Porch (Live)
  
•  Man (Opposable Thumb)
  
•  Tiki Lounge God
  
•  Teenage Girl
  
•  Slip Away
  
•  Tremolo Blooz
  
•  Cleveland Rocks
  
•  Lump (Live)

The lyrics are listed in that order

Love Delicatessen
I was feelin' low down and blue I didn't have what I wanted.
That's when I saw the sign outside this plac and it promised salvation.
I gave the waitress my order she said it would be just a minute, I was lookin at the pies.
You know I was hungary but not for food... woo hoo hoo

At the Love Delicatessen, oh yeah. I'll meet you at the...
Love Delicatessen, O.K.

Outside the summer sun beat down on a lusty summer day.
Inside the people still had on their shades, they were all in the dark.
I heard a bell ring and my order was up.
I couldn't believe the size of the portion, man my eyes lit up. Here it comes...

At the Love Delicatessen, oh yeah. I'll meet you at the...
Love Delicatessen, today. GO!

That love...love...love...love...That love...love...love...

Mmmmm, my think I've had my fill.
Went to the counter to pay the bill.
Oh and by the way gimme one of those cherry life savers, mmmmm.
And the summer sun beat down so hard and I was on my way. Hey, hey, hey, hey...

From the Love Delicatessen...
Love Delicatessen, I'll meet you there.
I'll meet you there, I'll meet you there today.
At the Love Delicatessen, O.K.
I'll meet, meet you at the Love Delicatessen, oh yeah.
I'll meet you at the Love Delicatessen, O.K.
I'll meet you at the Love Delicatessen, today.
I'll meet you at the Love Delicatessen, O.K.

Video Killed The Radio Star
I heard you on my wireless back in '52.
Lying awake intent in tuning in in you.
If I was young it didn't stop you coming through. Ow Ow!
They took the credit for your second symphony
Re-written by machine on new technology
And now I understand the Super Nova scence. Ow Ow!
I met your childeren. Ow Ow!
What did you tell them?
Video Killed The Radio Star
Video Killed The Radio Star
In my mind and in my car we can't rewind we've gone too far. Wow!
Ow a ow wow ow
Ow a ow wow ow
And now we meet in an abandoned studio
You hear the playback and it seems so long ago.
And you remember the jingles used to go Ow Ow!
You were the first one. Ow Ow!
You were the last one
Video Killed The Radio Star
Video Killed The Radio Star
In my mind and in my car we can't rewind we've gone too far. Too far!
Ow a ow wow ow
Ow a ow wow ow
Alright.
Video Killed The Radio Star
Video Killed The Radio Star
In my mind and in my car we can't rewind we've gone too far.
Pictures came and broke your heart
So put all the blame on VCR
You are radio star...
You are radio star...
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star yes it did.

Mobile Home
Tiny turtle in a can. Dig a living room in the sand.
Poke a toe through a hole in the floor... floor!
And ramble on some more, ramble on!
Mobile home, my mobile home, my mobile home.

Take it easy small and slow. Hang around till it's time to blow.
I take it easy small and slow... slow!
Shave away to lighten my load, lighten ya load!
Mobile home, my mobile home, my mobile home.
Mobile Home. GO!
Hit the road. Oh yeah!

To some highway pebble beach, Alabama's just out of reach
Louisiana's on a teary swamp... swamp
Montana on a mountain top, on a mountain top!
Mobile home, my mobile home, my mobile home.
Mobile home, my mobile home, I gotta mobile home! Kick it!
Mobile home, my mobile home!

Japan
Big shiny jet plane in the sky. Please drop us off as we fly by.
We're an American band. And everything is rocking outta control...
When we hit Japan.

Faxes from the viewers on TV. The karaoke-hokey-pokey on the screen.
I dig my toes into the Pacific sand. And everything is rocking outta control...
When we hit Japan.
When we hit Japan.
When we hit Japan.

Got 20 tons of sushi-lovin fun, yum yum! You get it line we'll thank you one by one.
Please come out to see us when we land. And everything is rocking outta control...
When we hit Japan.
When we hit Japan.
When we hit Japan.
When we hit Japan.
When we hit Japan.
When we hit Japan.
When we hit Japan.
When we hit Japan.
When we hit Japan.
When we hit Japan.
When we hit Japan.
When we hit Japan.
When we hit Japan.
When we hit Japan.
When we hit Japan.
When we hit Japan.
When we hit Japan.
When we hit Japan.
When we hit Japan.
When we hit Japan.
When we hit Japan.
When we hit Japan.
When we hit Japan.
When we hit Japan.
When we hit Japan.
woo a hoo woo a hoo hoo hoo, woo a hoo woo a hoo hoo hoo, woo a hoo woo a hoo hoo hoo,
woo a hoo woo a hoo hoo hoo, woo a hoo woo a hoo hoo hoo, woo a hoo woo a hoo hoo hoo,
woo a hoo woo a hoo hoo hoo, woo a hoo woo a hoo hoo hoo

Sunshine
You're the one, you're the sunshine. You're the one, you're the sunshine.
Everytime I see you, everytime I see you, everytime.
You're the one, you're the sunshine. You're the one, you're the sunshine... oooooo
And I want to be near you. And I want to be where you are.
You're a steak and I spear you. You're some beers and a sparkle star.
Nestled between a worm and rock, snugglin' down for sleep time.
Long lazy afternoons spent sheering poodles in the park.
You're the one, you're the sunshine. You're the one, you're the sunshine.
Everytime I see you, everytime I see you, everytime.
You're the one, you're the sunshine. You're the one, you're the sunshine... oooooo
And I want to be near you. And I let you dance on my feet.
If I squint I can hear you playing all day long in the street.
I look for your race car out on the highway.
Then you go zoomin by me in your special zoomin lane.
You're the one, you're the sunshine. You're the one, you're the sunshine.
Everytime I see you, everytime I see you, everytime.
You're the one, you're the sunshine. You're the one, you're the sunshine... oooooo
You're the one.
You're the one...

Back Porch (Live)
Happy with no teeth, I'm happy here in hibernation.
Slurpin on a peach, I'm starin at the situation.
Kitty at my foot, he's meowin out this conversation.
Rockin back and forth, 'cos that's my only destination
I'm an old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch
And that old man is me
Old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch
And that...

Got a 2-string on my lappy, it's total subsonic vaccation.
Chicken on the drums, he's poundin out the perfect perscription.
There's 20 little worms, all plugged into amplification
1500 bass drum luggin bug eyed monkeys, all around the damdestation.
I'm an old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch
And that old man is me
Old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch
And that...

I'm old, I'm an old man. I took all my money and I bought myself a little shacky condominium
outside of Sydney, Australia. So I decided to retire here in Australia 'cos it's so gosh damn
beautiful. I love it so tenderly, so much it's just like home.
All of a sudden out from underneath the trees come a buzzin little chickys and the buzzin little
buggys with their 1 string, no string, 2 dtring guitars. Say hey Chris wanna jam, sure why not?
Old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch
And that old man is me, me!
Old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch
And that...

Man (Opposable Thumb)
I'm being hasseld by the man. The man. The man. The man.
Man, it crush a killer with a thighbone
Man, he'll call the cable and make a cosy home
Man, he'd be a rock n roll singer
Man, he gotta thumb and a finger
He got oppasable thumb, oppasable thumb, oppasable thumb I got one!
Oppasable thumb, oppasable thumb, oppasable thumb I got one!
Yeah!
1973, post '76.
One time I was a man, I crush a killer with a rock
Man, 10 million years untill he talk
Man, you're a grunger and a moaner
Man, all you can manage is a b---r
Oppasable thumb, oppasable thumb, oppasable thumb I got one!
Oppasable thumb, oppasable thumb, oppasable thumb I got one!
Man, you gotta learn to drive a big rig
Man, you lose your hair you wear a tiny wig
Man, you got something against me
Man, you gonna have to try to kill me.
If you wanna be a man!
If you wanna be a man!
If you wanna be a man!
If you wanna be a man!
You gotta wanna be a man!
You gotta wanna be a man!
You gotta wanna be a man!
You gotta wanna be a man! (M-A-N spells man)
I got one... opposable thumb.

Tiki Lounge God
Hey!
Had a girl and she did me wrong
I didn't let that kinda shit go on too long
Split the clouds and divided the sea
Showed that evil girl how nasty the tiki god could be
She didn't call no more nor bother me
My little tiki god made sure I'd live in peace
One day I read they found a body in the river
Tiki God, why you make me shake, you make me shiver, all right
I got a Tiki God... saves me... I got a Tiki God
Yeah!
Bobby Brady found the idol in the rubble
Had no idea it would cause so much trouble
When Greg tried to throw it back in the ocean
There was a rumble, an awful commotion
Don't ask me how, but the tiki found Bobby
He thought the idol was some Hawaiian hobby
Turned out the god was mean and vicious
Didn't respond to Bobby's 3 wishes
He had a Tiki God... saves him... He had a Tiki God
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na
So when you're caught up in an evil plot
Your life's in danger and you can hear the shot
Your head is spinning and your fading fast
How long do you think this kinda fun can last
Your luck will change with a simple motion
I found my idol in a bottle in the ocean
He splits the clouds and divides the sea
And shows those evil guys how nasty those tiki gods can be, all right
He had a Tiki God... saves him... He had a Tiki God
Yeah
Yeah
All right

Teenage Girl
They took a Hot Rod motor and they put it in her heart
It's a dream location but she's tearing it apart
Tounge tied at 12 staring up at perfect pearls
He's 13. She's 13.
She's a teenage girl, teenage girl, teenage girl, teenage girl, teenage girl, teenage girl.
Skim the surface like a Mach 5 flower
The fibre glass is shaking and it shatters from the power
It's a crushing blow when the engine overflows, that motor's fried, say goodbye, water world
Teenage girl, teenage girl, teenage girl, teenage girl, teenage girl
Tounge tied at 12 staring up at perfect pearls
He's 13. She's 13. He's 13, teenage girl.
He's 13. She's 13. He's 13. She's 13, teenage girl.
He's 13. She's 13. He's 13. She's 13, teenage girl.
He's 13. She's 13. He's 13. She's 13, teenage girl.
He's 13. She's 13. He's 13. She's 13, teenage girl!

Slip Away
I had a girl. Yeah had is the word.
I tried to hold on but it was pretty obsurd.
She said she loved me and I said I loved her too.
Be we weren't havin any fun so what could I do?
I let her slip away... away
I let her slip away... away
I had a car. Yeah th colour was blue.
It kept breaking down so what could I do?
I put an ad in the paper. You know I called it a steal.
And then this guy came to see it and we struck a deal.
I let it slip away... away
I let it slip away... away
I had a thought. You know I thought it alot.
I thought I was smart but now I know that I'm not.
I let it slip away... away
I let it slip away... away
I let it slip away... away
I let it slip away... away

Tremolo Blooz
Tremolo Blooz ain't got nuttin to lose
Ain't got nuttin but my tumblin' mumblin' blooz
Put my puppy head on down.
Dreams came out first when I was born.
I bent down to catch a rose but I caught a thorn
Hey Miss Boogie how'd you get so blue?
Monkey loved dove with her teary eyes of cinnianm missin you.
She's got those Tremolo Blooz ain't got nuttin to lose
Ain't got nuttin but those tumblin' mumblin' blooz
Hello Chicky, you've been packed away
For 9 months and a cold December day.
Your yellow body's crumblin, glowin too.
Here's a microphone. Chicky sing whatever you choose.
Chicky's got those Tremolo Blooz ain't got nuttin to lose
Ain't got nuttin but those tumblin' mumblin' blooz
Chicky!
My friend Froggie collapased backstage.
He face down in a pile of cocaine.
The rocker doctor said he had the flu.
But Froggie felt that deep inside he knew exactly what he had to do.
He singin those Tremolo Blooz ain't got nuttin to lose
Ain't got nuttin but those tumblin' mumblin' blooz
Thumb his froggie head on down to his puffy little...
Thumb his froggie head on down to his puffy little...
Thumb his froggie head on down to his puffy little shoes!

"Cleveland Rocks" Submitted by ???? ????
3,4!
3,4!
3,4!
3,4!
,ahhhh,ahhhh,ahhhh,ahhhh,ahhhh,ahhhh,ahhhh,ahhhh,ahhhh,ahhhh,ahhhh,
all this enrgey calling me
back where it comes from,
it's such a crude attitude,
it's back where it belongs,
all the little kids growing up on the skitz
are going cleveland rocks,cleveland rocks,
jumping jane dean,is moving james
cleveland rocks,cleveland rocks,cleveland rocks,cleveland rocks,cleveland rocks,cleveland rocks,cleveland rocks,cleveland rocks,
mumma knows, but she don't care
she's got her worries to
seven kids and a fonie affair
and the rent is due
all the little gorwing grins and lips are going
cleveland rocks,cleveland rocks,
she's living in sin, with a safetty pin going!
cleveland rocks,cleveland rocks,cleveland rocks,cleveland rocks,cleveland rocks,cleveland rocks,cleveland rocks,cleveland rocks,
I got some records from world war two
I play em' just like my grandad do
he was a rocker and i am to,
so cleeevvveeland rocks,
yeah cleeevvveeland rocks!
cleveland rocks,cleveland rocks,cleveland rocks,cleveland rocks,cleveland rocks,cleveland rocks,cleveland rocks,cleveland rocks,cleveland rocks,cleveland rocks,cleveland rocks,cleveland rocks,cleveland rocks,cleveland rocks,cleveland rocks,cleveland rocks!
OHIO!

Lump (Live)
Hello everybody
Alright!
How.. ooh.. How's it goin'?
So they tell me that everybody down on the floor bought
Our CD to get down on the floor
Thanks very much for buying the CD
Give yourselves a big round of applause
Shame on you people up there
Alright
Here's a rock song
Lump sat alone in a boggy marsh
Totally motionless except for her heart
Mud flowed up into Lump's pyjamas
She totally confused all the passing piranhas
She's Lump, she's Lump
She's in my head
She's Lump, she's Lump, she's Lump
She might be dead
Lump lingered last in line for brains,
And the ones she got were sort of rotten and insane
Small thing's so sad that birds could land
Is Lump fast asleep or rockin' out with the band?
She's Lump, she's Lump
She's in my head
She's Lump, she's Lump, she's Lump
She might be dead
Lump was limp and lonely and needed a shove
Lump slipped on a kiss and tumbled into love
She spent her twenties between the sheets
Life limped along at subsonic speeds
She's Lump, she's Lump
She's in my head
She's Lump, she's Lump, she's Lump
I do believe that she's dead
Dead as a doornail
Is this Lump out of my head, I think so
Is this Lump out of my head, I think so, yeah
Is this Lump out of my head, I think so
And that's all I have to say about that

More to come!!