Johnny was born out of
hail, fire and brimstone, just like the metal god that he is. From
the ages of 0 through 10, Johnny only listened to early 80's underground
trash metal groups, like Dead Monkeys, Morbid Decapitation, and
his personal favorite, Rabid Rats from Hell. And so the metal seed
By then, with the help of his father's pusher,
he discovered drugs, hard drugs, bad drugs. At the age of 15, he
was a regular at the Betty Ford clinic. This is where he met the
future members of Crawling Carpets Crappers; Syd on trombone, Ralph
on the kazoo, Potsie on the violin and Johnny on guitar. In the
short period of time they were together (3 months), they've had
10 top ten hits in Uberkistan, including the rockers "Bringer
of Death", "Death is the End", "Death is my
Morbid Friend" and the ballad "Sweet Death".
Then, while waiting in line at the brothel in
Masson, he met Rodney, a drummer. The Monk & Harry soon followed
in the reunion of the brotherhood of TASM. By chance, they were
musicians and mighty good ones too. TASM went from then to rule
the world for many years and for many years to come.
Long live TASM.