Bark is the last member to join TASM and the
last member to die (as of July 2002)
When Bark joined them, they were able to make
much more noise since it was the introduction of an actual bass
to the group. TASM found Bark while he was playing bass with another
band called "Worship of the Muppet". TASM kidnapped him
and stuffed him in a bag. He agreed to play when he realised that
TASM had more potential than any other band in existence.
One of Bark's favorite things to do during recording
was to lie down on the floor, put his head in the bass drum and
hope that someday, his head would explode. In fact it happened and
that's how he died. Rodney thought, in a sick way, it was pretty
cool to kill someone with his bass drum.