Words by: P.Black Music by:K.Szkwarek, R.Cabalfin

Looked out my window, what did i see...
A goddamn monkey trying to piss on me.
Picked up a rock, hit him the balls
never thought that fucker would fall.
Guess he won't be pissing any more.

CH
That's how I found my monkey,
that's how i found little pete.
That's how i found my monkey,
so now i'm happy after all.

I thought my monkey would surely die
So i poured some beer right in his eye.
He jumped off the ground, wow he got around
my poor little cat he started to pound.
Guess he's not a virgin any more.

CH

Don't you love him? So do I
Until he jacked in my eye.
Gotta get that little bastard neutered.

CH