Marshall (But My Mom Sais I'm Cool) Scheuttle

Instrument Hitlist

Marshall (Rocks The Party That Rocks The Party) Scheuttle is held in many circles as the dorkiest kid in the Tri-State area. Whether it's blaring his William Shatner/ Leanord Nimoy "Spaced Out" cd or worshipping his Gods David Hasselhoff and Ronnie James Dio, this popculture devil is often seen traveling around Williamsville, but with nowhere to go. The self proclaimed "Greatest Musician in The history of the Universe" plays nearly every instrument there is (all perfectly, if by perfectly you mean horrifyingly terrible) but refuses to touch the Oboe. He simply refuses to walk down that path of pain and destruction. For fun he is often seen entering coffe houses only to ask if they serve coffe, then leaving. In summary, his own words describe him best "If I was a Hippie I'd rig a tree to fall on and kill me, how Ironic would that be, DAMN HIPPIES!"