You know you're in Shields when...
- You know what it feels like to have a 10ft piece of wall dropped on you.
- You know why Abe Froman isn't running a country club.
- You know at least 5 other uses for a cumberbund.
- Numbers above 12 aren't important.
- You know why Melissa isn't allowed to eat potatoes.
- The phrase "Hop on the Pole" no longer sounds perverted.
- You've had "Left" screamed at you upwards of 56947156257 times.
- You've seen Rachel's pope impression.
- You've ever run laps around the track carrying a wall.
- You know that not carrying your weight on the shields is a serious offense.
- You learned the 'Big butts' song from Kati.
- You've heard 60 variations of Molla's motivational self-esteem speech. (We love you Molla)
- You know that "One more time" really means 5+ more.
