Here is an E-mail I recieved that I consider especially funny. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.
I LOVE CREEEEED YOU BIG POOP HEAD!
How could you make fun of Creed? I suffer from Cerebral Palsy and homosexuality, and Creed helps me cope. Without Creed, what would us Gay Retarded Men (GRMen) have to live for? We need gay men like Scott Stapp to make us feel better! If they can rock long, hot and hard, then ANY of us can! It was the gayness of Creed that influenced me and my butt buddies to start our very own Pearl Jam rip-off band, "The Scott Stapp Butthole Experiment", where we spend most of our time covering Creed and C&C Music Factory while weaving baskets and cleaning up each others shit out of our underwear. So think about it next time you go and make fun of Scott " Slip it in the brown hole" Stapp, you should think of all the good he and his Pearl Jam cover band is doing for us retarded gay men who poop ourselves! You're Friend, Corky Vedder (aka: sick sick shady...)
