50 Things You Never Wanted To Know About Rastiss:

01) Real Name: Anigo Montoya
02) Residence: Hoboken, New Jersey
03) Birthday March 32, 1980
04) Occupation: Taxi Cab Floor Mat
05) Height: 4'2" (no matter if I'm standing or lying down)
06) Weight: 210
07) Shoe Size: What are shoes?
08) Relationship Status: Taken
09) Siblings: A Couple
10) Favorite Color: Checker Board (is that a color?)
11) Favorite TV Show: Any infomercial on at 3:00am
12) Favorite Movie: This is Spinal Tap
13) Favorite Sport: Chess
14) Favorite Pastime: Cow Tipping
15) Favorite President: James K. Polk
16) Favorite Quote: "What did I miss?"
17) Favorite Fuckin' Sailor: Murph
18) Favorite Holiday: My Day
19) Favorite Rapskalion Song: Mr. Brian Flaherty (but you guys haven't heard that one yet)
20) Favorite Animal: The Three Toed Sloth
21) Favorite Board Game: Anything I can cheat at.
22) Favorite Food: Cold Pizza
23) Favorite Simpsons Family Member: Homer
24) Favorite Simpsons Supporting Character: Barney
25) Favorite Card Game: High Low
26) Favorite Beer: Killians Irish Red
27) Favorite Hard Liquor: One that doesn't make me puke.
28) What Alcohol Will You Not Touch: Rubbing
29) Who's Your Idol: William Cravens
30) Who's Your Daddy: A Guy
31) If You Could Be Any Care Bear, Which One Would You Be: The one that didn't give a fuck.
32) Pick A Number 1- 100: 9 (beat you to it Breadmaster)
33) Smoking or Nonsmoking: ???????
34) Boxers or Briefs: Boxers
35) Bacon or Eggs: Both You Asshole
36) Ginger or Mary Anne Definitely Giligan
37) Beer or Liquor: Beer
38) Cats or Dogs: Huh
39) Regular Oreo or Double Stuffed: DOUBLE
40) Breadmaster or Jello: Breadmaster (good try Jello)
41) Brady Bunch or Partridge Family: Brady (sorry Buldge)
42) "The Fuckin' Sailor" or "Our Little Trooper": The Little Fuckin' Sailor Trooper
43) Glass Half Full or Half Empty: Broke, if it's at my place.
44) Do You Still Have Your Wisdom Teeth: I Think So
45) Do You Still Have Your Tonsils: Somewhere
46) Do You Still Have Your Appendix: It's all there, tasted good too.
47) If, Anything, What Else Have You Had Removed: Testicle
48) What States Have You Been To: A Bunch
49) Any Tattoos or Piercings: Yes (EXIT ONLY)
50) Anything Else You Would Like To Share: My ass is itchy.
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