50 Things You Never Wanted To Know About Rastiss:
| 01) | Real Name: | Anigo Montoya |
| 02) | Residence: | Hoboken, New Jersey |
| 03) | Birthday | March 32, 1980 |
| 04) | Occupation: | Taxi Cab Floor Mat |
| 05) | Height: | 4'2" (no matter if I'm standing or lying down) |
| 06) | Weight: | 210 |
| 07) | Shoe Size: | What are shoes? |
| 08) | Relationship Status: | Taken |
| 09) | Siblings: | A Couple |
| 10) | Favorite Color: | Checker Board (is that a color?) |
| 11) | Favorite TV Show: | Any infomercial on at 3:00am |
| 12) | Favorite Movie: | This is Spinal Tap |
| 13) | Favorite Sport: | Chess |
| 14) | Favorite Pastime: | Cow Tipping |
| 15) | Favorite President: | James K. Polk |
| 16) | Favorite Quote: | "What did I miss?" |
| 17) | Favorite Fuckin' Sailor: | Murph |
| 18) | Favorite Holiday: | My Day |
| 19) | Favorite Rapskalion Song: | Mr. Brian Flaherty (but you guys haven't heard that one yet) |
| 20) | Favorite Animal: | The Three Toed Sloth |
| 21) | Favorite Board Game: | Anything I can cheat at. |
| 22) | Favorite Food: | Cold Pizza |
| 23) | Favorite Simpsons Family Member: | Homer |
| 24) | Favorite Simpsons Supporting Character: | Barney |
| 25) | Favorite Card Game: | High Low |
| 26) | Favorite Beer: | Killians Irish Red |
| 27) | Favorite Hard Liquor: | One that doesn't make me puke. |
| 28) | What Alcohol Will You Not Touch: | Rubbing |
| 29) | Who's Your Idol: | William Cravens |
| 30) | Who's Your Daddy: | A Guy |
| 31) | If You Could Be Any Care Bear, Which One Would You Be: | The one that didn't give a fuck. |
| 32) | Pick A Number 1- 100: | 9 (beat you to it Breadmaster) |
| 33) | Smoking or Nonsmoking: | ??????? |
| 34) | Boxers or Briefs: | Boxers |
| 35) | Bacon or Eggs: | Both You Asshole |
| 36) | Ginger or Mary Anne | Definitely Giligan |
| 37) | Beer or Liquor: | Beer |
| 38) | Cats or Dogs: | Huh |
| 39) | Regular Oreo or Double Stuffed: | DOUBLE |
| 40) | Breadmaster or Jello: | Breadmaster (good try Jello) |
| 41) | Brady Bunch or Partridge Family: | Brady (sorry Buldge) |
| 42) | "The Fuckin' Sailor" or "Our Little Trooper": | The Little Fuckin' Sailor Trooper |
| 43) | Glass Half Full or Half Empty: | Broke, if it's at my place. |
| 44) | Do You Still Have Your Wisdom Teeth: | I Think So |
| 45) | Do You Still Have Your Tonsils: | Somewhere |
| 46) | Do You Still Have Your Appendix: | It's all there, tasted good too. |
| 47) | If, Anything, What Else Have You Had Removed: | Testicle |
| 48) | What States Have You Been To: | A Bunch |
| 49) | Any Tattoos or Piercings: | Yes (EXIT ONLY) |
| 50) | Anything Else You Would Like To Share: | My ass is itchy. |