50 Things You Never Wanted To Know About Pennie:
| 01) | Real Name: | Hungarian Fish Slapper |
| 02) | Residence: | East Butt Fuck Carolina |
| 03) | Birthday: | My very own holiday |
| 04) | Occupation: | A job that you hold |
| 05) | Height: | Taller than a midget, shorter than a giant. |
| 06) | Weight: | More than a pea, less than an elephant. |
| 07) | Shoe Size: | 21 |
| 08) | Relationship Status: | Yes |
| 09) | Siblings: | Yes |
| 10) | Favorite Color: | Yes (Hey it was working so well) |
| 11) | Favorite TV Show: | Xena |
| 12) | Favorite Movie: | Pretty Woman |
| 13) | Favorite Sport: | Dancing |
| 14) | Favorite Pastime: | Ass Scratching |
| 15) | Favorite President: | Charlton Heston |
| 16) | Favorite Quote: | None I can think of |
| 17) | Favorite Fuckin' Sailor: | Murph, Murph, the Drunken Giant Smurf |
| 18) | Favorite Holiday: | Christmas |
| 19) | Favorite Rapskalion Song: | All |
| 20) | Favorite Animal: | Dog |
| 21) | Favorite Board Game: | Twister |
| 22) | Favorite Food: | Strawberry |
| 23) | Favorite Simpsons Family Member: | Maggy (She doesn't do anything) |
| 24) | Favorite Simpsons Supporting Character: | Barney (He is so sexy) |
| 25) | Favorite Card Game: | Solitaire |
| 26) | Favorite Beer: | None |
| 27) | Favorite Hard Liquor: | Rum |
| 28) | What Alcohol Will You Not Touch: | Beer |
| 29) | Who's Your Idol: | Madonna |
| 30) | Who's Your Daddy: | A man named Mister Fishslapper |
| 31) | If You Could Be Any Care Bear, Which One Would You Be: | The least annoying one |
| 32) | Pick A Number 1- 100: | 75 |
| 33) | Smoking or Nonsmoking: | Non |
| 34) | Boxers or Briefs: | N/A |
| 35) | Bacon or Eggs: | Both |
| 36) | Ginger or Mary Anne | Pepper actually (Sexist Ass) |
| 37) | Beer or Liquor: | Liquor |
| 38) | Cats or Dogs: | Dogs |
| 39) | Regular Oreo or Double Stuffed: | Regular |
| 40) | Breadmaster or Jello: | Breadmaster (Just can't win can you, Jello?) |
| 41) | Brady Bunch or Partridge Family: | Partridge Family (This one goes out to you, Jim) |
| 42) | "The Fuckin' Sailor" or "Our Little Trooper": | Little Trooper |
| 43) | Glass Half Full or Half Empty: | Empty |
| 44) | Do You Still Have Your Wisdom Teeth: | Yes, that is why I am so wise. |
| 45) | Do You Still Have Your Tonsils: | Yes |
| 46) | Do You Still Have Your Appendix: | Yes |
| 47) | If, Anything, What Else Have You Had Removed: | Detachable ______________? |
| 48) | What States Have You Been To: | None I am Haitian |
| 49) | Any Tattoos or Piercings: | None |
| 50) | Anything Else You Would Like To Share: | Jello, sucks rotten foot fungus. |