50 Things You Never Wanted To Know About Pennie:

01) Real Name: Hungarian Fish Slapper
02) Residence: East Butt Fuck Carolina
03) Birthday: My very own holiday
04) Occupation: A job that you hold
05) Height: Taller than a midget, shorter than a giant.
06) Weight: More than a pea, less than an elephant.
07) Shoe Size: 21
08) Relationship Status: Yes
09) Siblings: Yes
10) Favorite Color: Yes (Hey it was working so well)
11) Favorite TV Show: Xena
12) Favorite Movie: Pretty Woman
13) Favorite Sport: Dancing
14) Favorite Pastime: Ass Scratching
15) Favorite President: Charlton Heston
16) Favorite Quote: None I can think of
17) Favorite Fuckin' Sailor: Murph, Murph, the Drunken Giant Smurf
18) Favorite Holiday: Christmas
19) Favorite Rapskalion Song: All
20) Favorite Animal: Dog
21) Favorite Board Game: Twister
22) Favorite Food: Strawberry
23) Favorite Simpsons Family Member: Maggy (She doesn't do anything)
24) Favorite Simpsons Supporting Character: Barney (He is so sexy)
25) Favorite Card Game: Solitaire
26) Favorite Beer: None
27) Favorite Hard Liquor: Rum
28) What Alcohol Will You Not Touch: Beer
29) Who's Your Idol: Madonna
30) Who's Your Daddy: A man named Mister Fishslapper
31) If You Could Be Any Care Bear, Which One Would You Be: The least annoying one
32) Pick A Number 1- 100: 75
33) Smoking or Nonsmoking: Non
34) Boxers or Briefs: N/A
35) Bacon or Eggs: Both
36) Ginger or Mary Anne Pepper actually (Sexist Ass)
37) Beer or Liquor: Liquor
38) Cats or Dogs: Dogs
39) Regular Oreo or Double Stuffed: Regular
40) Breadmaster or Jello: Breadmaster (Just can't win can you, Jello?)
41) Brady Bunch or Partridge Family: Partridge Family (This one goes out to you, Jim)
42) "The Fuckin' Sailor" or "Our Little Trooper": Little Trooper
43) Glass Half Full or Half Empty: Empty
44) Do You Still Have Your Wisdom Teeth: Yes, that is why I am so wise.
45) Do You Still Have Your Tonsils: Yes
46) Do You Still Have Your Appendix: Yes
47) If, Anything, What Else Have You Had Removed: Detachable ______________?
48) What States Have You Been To: None I am Haitian
49) Any Tattoos or Piercings: None
50) Anything Else You Would Like To Share: Jello, sucks rotten foot fungus.
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