50 Things You Never Wanted To Know About Jimmy Buldge:
01) | Real Name: | Jimmy Partridge |
02) | Residence: | Plymouth, MA |
03) | Birthday: | 04/26/80 |
04) | Occupation: | Master of Ceremonies |
05) | Height: | 5'8" |
06) | Weight: | 180lbs |
07) | Shoe Size: | 11 |
08) | Relationship Status: | Ball and Chained |
09) | Siblings: | 1 sister, we all hate her. |
10) | Favorite Color: | Green |
11) | Favorite TV Show: | Jackass |
12) | Favorite Movie: | Dumb and Dumber |
13) | Favorite Sport: | Football |
14) | Favorite Pastime: | Wasting Time |
15) | Favorite President: | Truman |
16) | Favorite Quote: | "I see a dog, and it's on a log, and it's a terrier, and it's rabid. And foam sprays from it's mouth. And we follow this droplet of spit down to where it turns into a flaming brass eagle, holding the magna carta in it's claws. This eagle soars into flight, flying over mountains and oceans. Just then a giant fish jumps out of the ocean and clutches the magna carta and this very same fish is served to a family at denny's. The father takes a bite - his eyes go wolf yellow. Fur sprouts all over his body as he screams into the thin night air 'Where is the passion, where in the passion?'" - Anonymous |
17) | Favorite Fuckin' Sailor: | That guy from the village people. No wait, Captain Ron. |
18) | Favorite Holiday: | April Fools Day |
19) | Favorite Rapskalion Song: | Looking Back |
20) | Favorite Animal: | The Banshee |
21) | Favorite Board Game: | Trivial Pursuit |
22) | Favorite Food: | Reese's Pieces |
23) | Favorite Simpsons Family Member: | Homer |
24) | Favorite Simpsons Supporting Character: | Cletus, the slack-jawed yokel. |
25) | Favorite Card Game: | Pitch |
26) | Favorite Beer: | El Presidente |
27) | Favorite Hard Liquor: | Jack Daniels |
28) | What Alcohol Will You Not Touch: | Tennant Super |
29) | Who's Your Idol: | Billy Idol, No wait, what's the question? I don't get it. Oh ok. Idol? Johnny Knoxville. |
30) | Who's Your Daddy: | I'm your daddy. |
31) | If You Could Be Any Care Bear, Which One Would You Be: | The grouchy one. Care Bear stare fool! |
32) | Pick A Number 1- 100: | 2 |
33) | Smoking or Nonsmoking: | Away from loud and bratty kids damn it. |
34) | Boxers or Briefs: | Boxers |
35) | Bacon or Eggs: | Eggs |
36) | Ginger or Mary Anne | The millionaire's wife. |
37) | Beer or Liquor: | Beer |
38) | Cats or Dogs: | Cats |
39) | Regular Oreo or Double Stuffed: | Double Stuf has "f" so yes, regular. |
40) | Breadmaster or Jello: | Jello, the breadmaster is a tool. Haha. |
41) | Brady Bunch or Partridge Family: | C'mon get happy, gotta go with my posse." |
42) | "The Fuckin' Sailor" or "Our Little Trooper": | What the hell are you talking about??? |
43) | Glass Half Full or Half Empty: | Half Full. |
44) | Do You Still Have Your Wisdom Teeth: | Yep |
45) | Do You Still Have Your Tonsils: | Yep |
46) | Do You Still Have Your Appendix: | Yep |
47) | If, Anything, What Else Have You Had Removed: | Apparently that thing that keeps dying in my ass. |
48) | What States Have You Been To: | Depression, Confusion, Stupidity, Apathy, and Wyoming. |
49) | Any Tattoos or Piercings: | They call me Viper the Human Pin Cushion. |
50) | Anything Else You Would Like To Share: | I pickle they... |