50 Things You Never Wanted To Know About The Fuckin' Sailor:
| 01) | Real Name: | Murph |
| 02) | Residence: | Maine |
| 03) | Birthday: | 6/21/80 |
| 04) | Occupation: | Fuckin' Sailor |
| 05) | Height: | 64 |
| 06) | Weight: | 240 |
| 07) | Shoe Size: | 16 |
| 08) | Relationship Status: | Single |
| 09) | Siblings: | Yes |
| 10) | Favorite Color: | Red |
| 11) | Favorite TV Show: | Simpsons |
| 12) | Favorite Movie: | Full Metal Jacket |
| 13) | Favorite Sport: | Football |
| 14) | Favorite Pastime: | Drinkin' |
| 15) | Favorite President: | Millard Fillmore |
| 16) | Favorite Quote: | "I bent my wookie." - Ralph Wiggum |
| 17) | Favorite Fuckin' Sailor: | Me |
| 18) | Favorite Holiday: | Evacuation Day |
| 19) | Favorite Rapskalion Song: | Darkman |
| 20) | Favorite Animal: | Grizzly Bear |
| 21) | Favorite Board Game: | Monopoly |
| 22) | Favorite Food: | Anything Edible |
| 23) | Favorite Simpsons Family Member: | Homer |
| 24) | Favorite Simpsons Supporting Character: | Ralph |
| 25) | Favorite Card Game: | Bullshit |
| 26) | Favorite Beer: | Murphys Irish Stout |
| 27) | Favorite Hard Liquor: | Jack Daniels |
| 28) | What Alcohol Will You Not Touch: | There is no alcohol I will not touch. |
| 29) | Who's Your Idol: | Homer |
| 30) | Who's Your Daddy: | Hogan |
| 31) | If You Could Be Any Care Bear, Which One Would You Be: | I don't know any care bears. |
| 32) | Pick A Number 1- 100: | 99.9999 |
| 33) | Smoking or Nonsmoking: | Smoking |
| 34) | Boxers or Briefs: | Boxers |
| 35) | Bacon or Eggs: | Both Please |
| 36) | Ginger or Mary Anne | Ginger with protection |
| 37) | Beer or Liquor: | What is cheapest or available. |
| 38) | Cats or Dogs: | Dogs |
| 39) | Regular Oreo or Double Stuffed: | Double stuffed of course. |
| 40) | Breadmaster or Jello: | Beadmaster, cause Jello is already my Daddy. |
| 41) | Brady Bunch or Partridge Family: | Neither |
| 42) | "The Fuckin' Sailor" or "Our Little Trooper": | Fuckin' Sailor of course, cause I don't remember being called the Little Trooper. |
| 43) | Glass Half Full or Half Empty: | Depends on what's in the glass. |
| 44) | Do You Still Have Your Wisdom Teeth: | No |
| 45) | Do You Still Have Your Tonsils: | No |
| 46) | Do You Still Have Your Appendix: | Yes |
| 47) | If, Anything, What Else Have You Had Removed: | Nothing |
| 48) | What States Have You Been To: | Mass, Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont, New York, Delaware, RI, Conn, NJ, Maryland, Penn, Virginia, Tenn, Kentucky, Ohio, Illinois, Indiana, Montana, South Dakota, North Dakota, Wisconsin, Alaska, North Carolina, South Carolina, Iowa, Georgia, Florida, Washington, Minnesota. |
| 49) | Any Tattoos or Piercings: | None that I know of. |
| 50) | Anything Else You Would Like To Share: | I was enjoying my favorite pastime (see question 14) while filling out this survey. |