50 Things You Never Wanted To Know About Breadmaster:

01) Real Name: John
02) Residence: YEAH FUCKING RIGHT!!!
03) Birthday: 11/16/80
04) Occupation: Electronics Technician / Government Lab Rat
05) Height: 6' 2"
06) Weight: About 200lbs.
07) Shoe Size: BIG!
08) Relationship Status: Married, 10 kids, you know how it is.
09) Siblings: Yes
10) Favorite Color: Olive Green, anything that's not to flashy
11) Favorite TV Show: The Simpsons
12) Favorite Movie: Fight Club, I can almost recite the entire movie by heart.
13) Favorite Sport: Jogging....up the three flights of goddamn stairs to get into my apartment
14) Favorite Pastime: Downloading things online, while talking on my cell phone, and watching DVD's
15) Favorite President: The President and CEO of Tropicana Orange Juice, year after year providing only the best in quality, affordable, and refreshing o.j.
16) Favorite Quote: "I find your lack of faith disturbing" - Darth Vader
17) Favorite Fuckin' Sailor: Murph
18) Favorite Holiday: Halloween
19) Favorite Rapskalion Song: Soul For Sale
20) Favorite Animal: Bald Eagle
21) Favorite Board Game: Life, the board game is so much more gratifying than the real thing.
22) Favorite Food: Pancakes
23) Favorite Simpsons Family Member: Homer
24) Favorite Simpsons Supporting Character: Mr. Burns
25) Favorite Card Game: Bullshit
26) Favorite Beer: Sam Adams
27) Favorite Hard Liquor: I'm really starting to like Jack
28) What Alcohol Will You Not Touch: None
29) Who's Your Idol: The guy who invented pants, man, I don't know where the world would be without pants.
30) Who's Your Daddy: The Milkman
31) If You Could Be Any Care Bear, Which One Would You Be: The one who never appeared on the show
32) Pick A Number 1- 100: 9
33) Smoking or Nonsmoking: Non
34) Boxers or Briefs: Nope
35) Bacon or Eggs: Bacon
36) Ginger or Mary Anne Yes
37) Beer or Liquor: Yes
38) Cats or Dogs: Dogs
39) Regular Oreo or Double Stuffed: Regular
40) Breadmaster or Jello: In a fight? In a Pie Eating Contest? I need more specifics.
41) Brady Bunch or Partridge Family: Refer to last answer.
42) "The Fuckin' Sailor" or "Our Little Trooper": I don't know who "Our Little Trooper" is, but I'm sure Murph kicks his ass.
43) Glass Half Full or Half Empty: Depends. if you fill it halfway, it's half full, but if you fill it and then someone drank a half, then I say you kill the rat bastard.
44) Do You Still Have Your Wisdom Teeth: Yes, but they're not doing their job.
45) Do You Still Have Your Tonsils: Probably
46) Do You Still Have Your Appendix: Nope, but I got a cool staple where it used to be.
47) If, Anything, What Else Have You Had Removed: My morals, and my sense of decency.
48) What States Have You Been To: According to Dr. Butler, the "Mentally Delusional" state.
49) Any Tattoos or Piercings: Nope
50) Anything Else You Would Like To Share: No,...But I am a selfish Bastard
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